This was inspired by a holiday I was on, where they had signs up saying please keep your distance, which got me thinking about pet distances. Hope you enjoy it.1
Page 1: What is a distance?2
Page 2: Caring for your new distance3
Page 3: Training your distance4
Page 4: Your responsibility and what to do if anything goes wrong5
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A distance is more than just a tool, it is a living breathing animal, and like any animal, has needs. Everyone here at Distance Pets Lt, would like to thank you for choosing a distance, and remind you that a happy pet will Travel better than a sad one.7
While a distance can, and reguarly will Travel distances of up to 10 kilometres, your pet will become sad if you do not look after it well.8
NOTE: this views expressed in this handbook are simply guidelines, and every distance's needs will be slightly different based on factors such as sex, weight, age and activness.
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Very clever. I like your wit and your sense of fun. Are you going to expand on this at all? By the way - Did you give up on the vaccuum cleaner? For this little piece of work, i give you top marks.
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Vacuum cleaner? I've nearly finished the other pages now, which you can also read
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