SW Friends and Death Note? part 10

Natallie did a handstand and hand-walked all the way to the room, turned around, crossed her legs and said, "Ok, what do we do now?"1

Lorien jumped up and down and cried, "We can buy lollipops in the candy store and go contact the Fairies of Arcadia and then we can dance with the Unicorns!"2

"Yeaaa-I'm not doing all that crap. Anything else?"3

"We can all jump off a cliff for all I care", Taylor said.4

"Anyone who second the motion?"5

Silence.6

"Ok...what else?"7

"Spy on Misa and Light!"8

"Any seconds?"9

"Nah", Stacey said, "They're probably butt naked in there."10

"Ew..."11

"Anything?"12

"How about a trip to outer space?"13

"Ok, morons, we have to do something NORMAL but FUN and that has NOTHING to do with pirates or aliens or zombies or ghosts or unicorns or fairies or pixies or lions or supernatural or stupid or retarded."14

Lorien opened her mouth to say something.15

"Or ninjas!" Natallie hissed, and Lorien closed her mouth.16

There was a silence, with only the sound of Natallie's creepy eerie noises that she makes when she's around.17

"Well", Natallie sighed, "With you retards, nothing's to do around here!"18

"Yes there is!" Lorien cried, "We-you-I-you-we...You can call us retards! Yea! Put a curse on me!"19

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~we interrupt this program for a word from our sponser~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~20

Natallie: HAI GUYS 21

Stacey: Well, you're probably confused by everything now.22

Natallie: Hai23

Stacey: So let us catch up on everything.24

Natallie: Hai25

Stacey: Ok, so we recently left on the truth about L and his GF26

Natallie: With no frigging name27

Stacey: So now everyone is bored.28

Natallie: Retards29

Stacey: And you wonder why Lorien suddenly asked for a curse?30

Natallie: Retard.31

Stacey: Well, that was because at that moment she was too mindless and stupid to make the right decision. She simply wanted to prove to Natallie that they were fun.32

Natallie: Moron.33

Stacey: Well, there was teh time34

Natallie: When L got his wifey pregnat 35

Stacey: AGH WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP36

Natallie: Why don't we just return to the story because who cares if the retards don't understand.37

Stacey: But I'm making a good deal here!38

Natallie: Whatever. Case Closed.39

Evil mom is evil 40

~~~~~We now return to your regular program~~~~~~~~~~41

"What?" Stacey said, "Did that L thing still affect you?42

"I guess", Natallie said, "It's a good idea, really."43

"What?" cried Stacey.44

"So it's war."45

"So it is."46

"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!"47

"Do it, sissy!"48

"Maybe I will."49

"Guys-"50

Natallie started whispering some words under her breath and walked over to Lorien in a very creepy way.51

"I give you", she said loudly, "The mind of a frog!"52

Silence.53

"Well", Lorien sighed, "Nothing happened."54

"Oh, obviously", Natallie laughed, "You always had the mind of a frog since you were born!"55