"People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam … You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid."-Maddox1
Amen to that brother!
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Okay can someone explain to me who the fuck thought these were ever fashionable pairs of shoes!? I mean I can understand wasting some money on Uggs, or other designer shoes but Crocs?! Crocs are plastic with holes drilled into them! I do not see their fucking appeal except that they come in variety of eye bleeding colors. Oh lets not forget the little pins and accessories you can put in the holes of those darling shoes!4
My god! I know I'm ranting again, maybe its a calling? *looks to the sky* No not really. Im just upset cause people are wearing these things like they just came off the Versace runway! Um HELLO! THERE BUTT UGLY!5
And where the hell do they get the name Crocs? I mean are Crocidiles made of plastic? Do they have holes in them? No. So if I was an actual crocdile and I saw some dumbass human wearing a show with my name on it I'd be pretty sure there would be a hole for where there already peanut size brain is.6
I mean Croc's are viscious animals why would you make such an apalling shoe? I mean they're ugly, they're plastic and there is no way in hell you would ever catch me in those no good excuse waste of plastic.7
I mean maybe it has to do with the whole going green thing. Dear god if we have to scarfice the shoes we wear for the sake of the environment then fuck all of that I'm buying myself an SUV and a cow and traveling across the country and back. The fact that people where these things to complete outfits and think they look hella good doing it too makes me want to drive a rusty spike through their skulls.8
Don't even get me started about them wanting to make High Heeled Crocs. -___- ! Hey news flash Adriana Lima won't go out with you cause of your damned Crocs!9
These are just a ridculous fashion statement and they need to die quick. I mean I think some stuff is ugly that hey maybe the little kids could pull it off and look cute.. NO! I was wrong! I want to punch children and their parents who bought them those ridculous shoes and thought their child looked fabulous.10
Okay you know what know, this is just. There is no words for this they are just horrible. And don't even try to convince me that their awesome you will be shunned.11
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I love my crocs and they are comfy! But I would never wear them out or wear them as a fashion accessory. They are practical shoes and I wear them for practical reasons. I wear them as slippers or just as slip on shoes when I want to pop outside for whatever reason. There also brilliant for wearing on the beach. I think everyone should have a pair for that reason THEY ARE PRACTICAL not because they are fashionable. Because, frankly, they are not fashionable. I'm pretty sure they have never been worn on the catwalk. I once heard of someone wearing a pair to a wedding. What an outrage! haha
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I have a pair, and I love 'em... BUT.. they're not the regular looking type with the ugly holes, etc... the only way to tell mine are Crocs is by the name stamp on the bottom, otherwise they look like normal beach shoes. I fought the Croc fad.. until I saw my beauties, and tried them on. Had them to the counter to pay before I even realized they were Crocs.
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ROFLMAO! You're so right XD I told my stepmom two summers ago I needed new sandals, so she bought me killyereyes yellow crocs. I was like "wtf are these?"
Needless to say, I never wore them. I, too, pity the children whose parents force them to wear crocs.
Are there really accessories for them, and highheeled crocs? BLASPHEMY!
Ahem. Anyway XD Great rant! DOWN WITH THE CROCS!
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Another item that just goes to show how many people really are affected by the bandwagon effect. I myself have found them completely HORRIFYING the moment they came out. Cheap fashion statement? I think not.
Thanks for the great rant! Completely agree with you.
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Perfect! I have a friend who wears Crocs ALL teh time. I bought some, but I never wear them. They're still popular?? WTF?!
Oh, I also saw when you put, "HELLO, THERE BUTT UGLY!", I think you meant, "HELLO! THEY'RE BUTT UGLY!" That is one of the grammar and few spelling mistakes I found. Otherwise, this is good.
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Agreed. They are hideous looking. I asked my mom (yes, I know!) why the hell she wears those ugly things. She told me "they are so comfy!" SO I tried them on. Comfy...not! No thank you...
Good piece.
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I FUCKING HATE CROCS!! I want to shoot the asshole who made them!!!! I see sooooo many little kids fall in them! its RETARDED!! And they are ugly as shit!
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AHH!
I freaking HATE crocs!!!
I hate them with a deep DEEP passion!!!!
They have got to be the UGLIEST shoes on earth!
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this was awesome!! i hate them too, i feel like my eyes r bleeding when i see them. ughh. high heeled crocs? dear god havent my eyes suffered enough?
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OMG I HATE CROCS!!! I do think they look cute on little kids, but if you are older then 4 then please ditch 'em thanks.
Good rant. I think crocidile is spelled crocodile. In the last line "their" should be "they're".
But I loved reading this. Finnally someone shares my opinion!!!
<3 ur lil sis KT
PS. I had a dream last night that you and your mom came to my house last night to visit. It was wierd.
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Whoah :P
ROFL you and your rants dear! But I looked up a picture of Crocs because I didn't know what it was and it looks like the slip on ones would be comfortable to wear someplace like your friend's house or next door neighbours (i.e: not in the town walking up and down like a model XD) I saw these and thought they looked alright, not too flashy:
http://www.outblush.com/women/images/2006/10/crocs-slip-on.jpg
but I saw the other ones, and I can see how disgusted you are XD I also don't like certain uggs. I don't like the ankle length ones and I believe they should be worn in the winter despite being made for the sake of fashion. -_-
My sister has a pair of slip on Crocs I think, but I don't thing it's made out of plastic. Some kind of shiny, gold, satiny material. Oh well, it looked alright. But I love your rants
Btw, what's this, the person says it's Crocs but they look WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too good to be them, and I don't see any of those accursed holes: http://www.flickr.com/photos/munsterinc/745859431/
Anyways, have fun!
~*Princess*~
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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omg, you have to watch william sledd on crocs it's the fucking funniest thing in the world. ever. I love this, this is amazing.
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I hate crocs!
Although...I hate uggs too =.='
Go buy a pair or Reports those are nice...*drools*
But I suppose Uggs are Better than Crocs
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Crocs are good for going to the mailbox when you don't want to put on real shoes and don't want to step on evil scorpians! Course, I don't have any. I just have a pair of boots. Lumbering, heavy, boots.
Nice one, Lili.
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