So I went to his house but he wasnt there. I was aggravated so I walked over to the river next to his house and got the mayonaise out of my back pocket and threw it into the river.2
"Macca!!" I yelled when I noticed that was my favorite jar of mayonaise. I've had it since I was two years old and I was now ten. It's name was "Cake". I forgot why I named it that. Ugh. I was so aggravated that I lost him.3
So I jumped in the river and swam to it. But the water was rushing so fast that I got water in my nose. I swam faster and faster til I reached it. I grabbed it in my hands and got out of the river.4
Soaking wet, I looked at the mayo. "Shit!"5
It wasnt my mayo. It was a stupid publix brand. I liked miracle whip. I ran beside the river looking for my mayo but came up empty handed. All I found was a whole bunch of rocks and a toy elephant. I picked up the toy elephant and bit of its head.6
"Take that, fucker!" I shouted.7
I heard a cry from across the river and noticed that I just broke a little girl's elephant. I started to feel bad and threw the head of the elephant at her.8
It hit her head. "Oops! Sorry!" I screamed across the river.9
I walked slowly back to Bob's house. I was so sad, I lost my second best friend, Cake. He was so nice and yummy.10
Bob was home at that time and I gave him the body of the elephant. "Here ya go."11
"Aww... Thanks bro!" he said when I handed it to him. He was strange. He liked weird things. I was different though. I was normal. I liked normal stuff like mayo.12
I sighed and went to the grocery store to buy more miracle whip. I named it "Dog" I smiled and skipped out of the grocery store, happy that I had a new friend.13
Me and Dog lived happily ever after. The End!
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