Character Bios

Name: Blade1

Eye color: Blue2

Height: 6’103

Age: 324

Weight: 250 pounds 5

Description: On the edgy side lately, normally a very calm and controlled man, rugged features, one of the first of the BEAR (Bio-chemically equipped, augmented ranger) class, can bench twice his body weight, His punches can kill without striking anything vital, when he’s not trying to kill you, they will break bones. His kicks can be measured on the Richter scale. He holds five records inside HQ for his marksmanship 6

Favorite things to do: Drink coffee, spend time with his wife, and hang with Pooky and Josef.7

Pet Peeves: Cold coffee, anyone that calls him a jackass, when something goes wrong in his life.8

Favorite joke he likes to hear: Once Blade, Chuck Norris, John Rambo, Master Chief, and Mr. T walked into a bar and the place exploded, as that much awesome cannot be contained in one place. 9

Analysis: Mentally, he’s a little unstable. But this is understandable due to the stress he’s been under lately. Physically, he’s stronger than an ox, and just try to stop him from doing anything he wants to do. Recommend R&R to return to stable state.10

Name: Pooky11

Eye color: One green, one blue12

Height: 6’913

Weight: 240 pounds 14

Age: 2515

Phrase: I need to shoot something16

Description: Also part of the BEAR class, he can do all that Blade can do physically. He often seems crazy or at least partly insane. Often says and dose things that he doesn’t really mean. His eye color allows you to pick him out of a crowd in a heartbeat. 17

Pet Peeves: Any discrimination against anything, Cold coffee and anyone who doesn’t laugh deeply and sincerely at his jokes.18

Analysis: Man, don’t put booze in this loop.19

Name: Josef 20

Eye color: Brown21

Height: 7’022

Weight: 350 pounds23

Age: 5324

Phrase: Never trust the mob.25

Description: an Old Russian mafia boss, he is one of the few Russians that can remember what life was like in the USSR, but rarely talks about it. Was run out of Russia twice before being recruited by his fellow assassin Blade. He likes cigars, lots of them, especially the Cuban ones. He also has a 2,000-pound Russian brown bear, Ivan, who follows him on all his missions; he received the bear as a gift when it was a cub. Now that it is full grown it will do anything for its master. Several times it has killed men to save Josef’s life. Often he will apply old mafia tactics to his work, meeting with either superb success or bone crushing failure, but it’s a fifty-fifty shot either way.26

Pet Peeves: Wet or really dry cigars, especially the kind that cost him a fortune. That’s pretty much it, not much gets under his skin.27

Analysis: the most stable one I have interviewed so far, his violent past has not affected him mentally in anyway. Physically he’s your typical Russian man, tall, big, beard. Mentally he could be an excellent strategist, if he would give up his old mob ways, but something tells me that that’s not about to happen.28