A story of a fish, a cat, and some spit.

There once was a magical gold fish named Josefina, and yes, it was in fact a boy. One day, as he was traveling through a dark and foddy bog, he came across the magical widow cat, Fionna. She told him that he could become one of her decendants, but first he had to pass her tests. The first part of her test, was to dispose of the evil mayonaise, which he did by throwing the jart into a nearby river. Then, Fionna smiled and spit on him, therefor making him one of her decandants.1

Now that Josefina was one of her decandants, he had to fulfill his duty of saving the world. So Josefina and the other decendants of Fionna, Orca and Balmung set out to destroy the dreaded SnargleFish. These were not to be confusedwith StragleFish, which just sat around eating Creme Onions and watching bad spanish soap operas all day.2

Then, a large battle arose, and the mighty battle of Atlantica was fought. But, during this war, the moon had been set to explode in five days. In fear, the SnargleFish ran away to the desert island of Marsapan to confrunt Lord Hannagananigan.3

But then, oh then, the whole galaxy was transformed into chocolate pudding, and the decandents of Fionna had to take the magical purple brick road back to their homeland as soon as possible.4

Suddenly it began to rain asteroids that could onlt be defeated if they were eaten with scallaped potatoes and ham. So the decendants sought out the fattest pig in all the land.5

But, as it turned out, the pig had already been eaten by Fionna herself!! In anguish, the decandants left, but were crushed by the asteroids. Orca and Balmung fell into a coma, and Josefina himself was the only survivor.6

And, in the great words of Monty Python; "And now for something, completely different."

Author notes

Josephina, SnargleFish, StragleFish, Fionna (c) Me, Lindsay Taylor Ann

Orca & Balmung (c) The .hack series

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  • WritersEffigy gold member
    January 10
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    See I said in the rules I don't really find "random" funny...
    But thanks for entering anyway.


  • comandercrazymonkey
    November 27, 2008

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    Good!!!
    In the first paragraph do you mean decandant? Because you switched off and on between decendants and decandants? But it was good and crazy and wierd i liked it!!!

  • hotgurl
    November 21, 2008
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    this is great and funny.

    This is a great story, and very funny. It definately was random!


  • UrbanRealist
    November 21, 2008
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    Slightly too random for my personal preference - and it really doen't fit the requirements of my contest. It was entertaining - and I can appreciate that audience for this type of story would be more for those under the age of 8 - who would likely get more out of this than us stuff adults.

    Thank you for your entry in this contest.


    • Sha Wujing
      November 21, 2008
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      Actually, it was originally a story i made up for my little 8 year old brother...so that's understandable ^^


  • KiwiGurl
    November 15, 2008
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    Ive read this before (you got bronze, remember?) but that won't decrease your chances in winning! great story! its worth reading twice!

    • Sha Wujing
      November 15, 2008
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      Lol, thanx. ^^ I came up with the story, when my little brother was being annoying and i had to find a way to get him to calm down. i told him the story, and he loved it, so i put it here on SW.

  • KiwiGurl
    November 13, 2008
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    wow! hurray for randomness! Great job, It flowed really well (even though it wasn't possible)!!! Next time though, be alittle more descriptive and take your time. Amazing job!


  • Dawn Bon
    November 6, 2008
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    hahah this made me laugh cause it was...just so random!!! lol thanks for entering good luck!


  • Luckyk
    September 20, 2008

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    that had no point and pointless stories are the best...funny enjoyed the laugh and brief moments of 'wdh' Thnx for entering and good luck


  • LittleMissChrissie
    September 19, 2008
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    Totally random, totally nonsensical, and I loved it! XD You wrote it very well and it made me laugh, so well done! There were a couple of spelling and grammatical errors and the length needs some work, but very funny!

    Best of luck in the contest!

    Chrissie


  • Dassy
    September 18, 2008

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    haha I loved it. completely random, but It still kind of made sense to me. I find that a little creepy.
    Keep writing!~.~


  • cole3313
    September 18, 2008

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    woa.
    .....
    That story was all over the place...I LOVED IT!
    Good job with the random nothingness.


  • Wildpaw-Lily
    September 4, 2008
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    0.0 (thats all i can say)


  • Hellcat Metal
    September 1, 2008

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    "And, in the great words of Monty Python; "And now for something, completely different." HAHAHAHAH!

    That was great and totally random! I liked it! This was what I was looking for exactly in this contest. Thanks for entering and making me laugh!


  • Edge
    September 1, 2008
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    really random just a little less so than the stuff my friend writes hope to read more..lol


  • Midnight-Engaged
    August 24, 2008
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    That moved a bit too quickly. But it was indeed random.

  • Elphinstone
    August 23, 2008

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    riteeeeee

    that was random, about as random as you could get, I think. I'm still not sure how you managed to get it to link together, but you did, somehow

    • Sha Wujing
      August 23, 2008
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      This was a story I told to my little 8 year old brother a while back. He thought it was really funny, so I decided to make it into a story and post it for all to see~~


  • Boondock Saint
    August 20, 2008

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    Ok...That was completely random lol. I would love for you to make this into like a short story or a chapter-book. it would remind me of Alice in Wonderland lol. Thank you for entering.

  • DinoRoar
    August 5, 2008
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    That was HILARIOUS. Very nice. Completely random=<3


  • Citoyen Chauvelin
    August 1, 2008
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    StragleFish sound awesome. And yay for Monty Python!


  • Shinami Tsuyoki
    July 31, 2008

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    ...Lindsay, I believe you're very special.

    Here's the forms for your new asylum-I mean, home. Yeah. Home.


    • Sha Wujing
      August 1, 2008
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      I Hate you. And you're never supposed to call me by my real name. What? Did your brain die, Sierra?

      • Shinami Tsuyoki
        August 2, 2008
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        Says the person who put Lindsay Russell as the name to use for All Rights Reserved, which is very visible on the side. I didn't reveal anything. So, no, it did not die. I assumed it was ssafe, naturally. No need to act so hateful, mah buddeh.

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