purple is very plurpelly at this time of the year wouldnt you say so your royal plurpfullyneseindeedy tum.1
i see you brought the queenifiedheadikins with you she is indeedee very plurplified and is looking proper delictickable2
would you bothee lika cup of lovely teatittletum and a cakedelectum while you are here being all plurplified and majisticles 3
goodho drink it all down and scoff it all upski4
its bin reelly lovelee seein ya both and both alookin so radiant and plurplified cos plurpel is very plurpel at this time of the year and no doubting tis as it should be5
and so they all sat around drinking teatittletum and eating cakedelectum and talking about the idiosyncrasissies of plurpel at that time of the year and everyoneski and had jollikins goodtum tittle um pum time. and then the kingroyalplurplfullynessindeedy and the queeniroyalplurpelldelectumkins went on their jolly meandering plurpel way back to the plurpel palaceroyallyikins and had even more teatittletum and cakedelectum cos they were a teeny bit greedy like that and both were very fat and thats why-cos everyone they visited kept giving them teatittletum and cakedelectum. but they looked very nice and there was even more of them to be a regalifiabley plurple so it didnt really matter, in fact it was a good thing cos when they went out on tours to meet the common non plurpely publicsubjecticus everyone could see them quite clearly and marvelcor at their plurpelness and capacity for teatittletum and cakedelectum and sheery. Did i mention that they liked sheery. oh yes. Ad if you looked very very very closely at the quinkyroyalflushiness plurpfulness you could always see just a teeny tiny small moustache at the corner of her mouth from drinking the sheery all the time and in fact the kingkroyallyme plurplful had one too but you couldnt really see that as he had a proper moustache over the top one made from plurply looking hair all along his top lip and then down the sides a bit and then into a lovely little curl at each endy. The queen thought him terribly vainified to have such a moustachylookatme and show off being plurpel too too much but the king didnt care well especially not when he had had a large glass of sheery cos he liked to look nice with curly bits and anyway the quink need talk he thought because she had lots of curly plurpel curlsys on her head that were forever bobbing about and were extremely annoyingsome.6
why couldnt she wear a hat he thought and cover up her extremely plurpfulness hairydo.it was far too showing off he thoughtified and might make the public, their subjects feel inferior cos they weren't plurpful.He told the quinkiness this and so they tried it out one day. the kingtishimuss and the queengorgimuss went out without a moustache each(the kingk shaved his off and the queen had a wash) and the queenk wore a hat (the kingk didnt need to as he was totally baldified. And do you know what happingked? noone recognised them for at least half an hour and they enjoyed the anonymity (whatever that means) but then they started to get bored and worried about not being plurpel enough and their subjects not recognising them and getting upset at not having a plurpel quinkiroyalgoodnessme and a plurpel kingatishooblessmeroyal so the queenkishmumblebonce took her hat off and threw it at a passing subject and the kingmugwampilnessytoot drew on a plurpel moustache with a plurpel pencil borrowed from another passing subject. and do you know what happened? well, the hat landed right on top of the subjects head who was very surprised and somewhat pleased (until he got home and his wife told him he looked rediculous) and the king kept the pencil and used it to pick his nose on a regular basis instead of his finger and so everyone was happy except the person who lost their plurpel pencil to the kingtinkerichnessplurpelroyallybeaut- no, not happy at all atall in fact he was a bit miffed cos he had liked that plurpel pencil a lotalot. 7
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there is no suchely purplething, though i like it tote-a-lot, truth tells that purple is a none but a conspiracy of blues and reds and we all knose that those reds r ulwaze conspeyerin against the monarchly butterflies, and with the drunken butterflits swoopin baldly about the town hittin subjects with predicated malice aforethought hats the revolution is surely sherry sheerly shertain to happen soonsly and its curtains for kinglyquinkly and kins. purplaps the curtains shall be frilly and full length and fine to match the pine furnitchur and then in darker rooms of abdicated bliss they kiss and the subjects all cheer like fellow travelers from the tiny gasp which let in glimpse of pink and purple sunset sky.
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WHAT???? You had the Queen to tea??? Oh...what a plurply time that must have been....all dainty and curtsies and lace dollies on the backs of the sittee with coronation plates upon the wall like soldiers on rigid parade attention (purply of course...or is that just Colonels who have the purpley complections?)
I should think the King would have enough ducats to buy his own purply pencil, but he did give up a royal hat which, I think, might well fetch a few dozen pencils on Ebay this time of year, this being a particularly purplely month.
I'm ever so delighted to read one of your purplely prosely proclaimations and would lie for hours outside your door just to hear a few words recited in your own voice. Might I make an appointment with your secretary? -
speciallyplinkplurplywondrous!
Oh, you plurply special wonderful tale teller you actually made me laugh and smile and Oh, and I was writing purply all over your house in front the pagey thing isntead of plurply and or I cannot spellit quite as you but this was so good for me and fun and much in here that, oh, muchly much much enjoyed...
and the way the king saved the day, well, he tried and Though I do feel bad about the loss of the pencil for the subject who loved it so and that was sad but I so enjoyed this and the part where you DID (whatever that means) and the curls which can be all over the place as I used to have them and I smiled and even laughed for the first time in hours and I love THIS!!!!!!!!!
There is noONE AT ALL THAT IS AS PLURPLIFIED IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND I AM GLAD I GOT TO READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
LOVE AND PLURPs to you and Oh, many Thanks and Hooorays and I so loved it...
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poor kinglekinsnessishfullypurpelydo! hims needeth more cakedelectum quite soonreally. how else may he free his poorest majisticles for as to go galavantingly about the country with his most purpel splendorosity. kingtumpupelinchargykinsmabob needs to get back his dear quinkynons headhat indeed. -
plinkellicious delecticus
I'm thinkin' I could become a rich man if I was to start sellin' plinky to english dictionaries on line through my author page!
I must be careful though, for Long Road Home has been quiet for far too long, and I'm sure he's out to steal my profits! No stoats for him, I say! And Ernie, wow, I won't even begin to go there, no I won't...
At any rate my dear, whatever it is that you set out to say, you have without a doubt said it here, and then some! But don't tell anyone, I've heard that the queeniroyalplurpelldelectumkins really rather fancies "light plurpel" and is afraid to tell the kingroyalplurplfullynessindeedy, and I'm not sure why, 'cuz we all know that she's got him by his majisticles, and only needs to squeeze a bit harder... -
purpelness is my favorite hueicity although I'll never be a queeniroyalplurpelldelectumkins I fear. I do however sometimes longingly long for the anonimity of wearing a hat but fear i'd throw it off when no one paid me any mind incase i got lost in my head which would in itself be skeery. I thinkits biong and splingo but i'll have to check my ridictionary. I'd like to share some cakedelectum with you your purpel plinkness.
~janithink
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