Lard Death

A guy came to the restaurant the other day and the buffet manager looked through the ticket window and wondered if the chair he was sitting in would hold the man up. I had an experience myself as I was passing the salad bar and saw a man even bigger that the one Kim had spotted at the dining room table. My guy was broader and thicker but his fat was hanging strong and sturdy and was not the floppy kind like on the first dude. 1

Sometimes fat gathers from all locations of the body and seems to all ooze out at the tummy area, giving those people the spill look. It is like all of their insides are trying to escape in some type of birthing gone wrong that will never be. They just tote the baby around forever.2

You have to imagine Sitting Bull's sex life. You have to imagine if Broad van Thick is gay and if that big box he has ever had one put to it.3

Sitting Bull is well known in town. Pastors a nice size church and knows that he is faciallyd attractive. Married to a big but smaller size woman than himself. He has a pleasant personality. But will do nothing to lose an ounce.4

Makes you wonder how he deals with trying to get his shirt stuffed in his pants each morning. 5

The guy I studied was entirely different. Just a giant of a man trying to stand at a salad bar and stuff enough lettuce in a small bowl to get him through lunch. They need filling stations for these people.6

I feel they throw their weight around.7

It is like when they walk into a room, they want to fill it up.8

Some are so big they can not fit on public transportation buses. Wonder how they fit in some of their cars.9

The Lord desires to make people prosperous. The root meaning of properous is fat. So I know the Lord supports fat. A verse in the Bible says that the body is for Jesus and Jesus is for the body.10

If I was Sitting Bull I would play with my belly. I would jiggle it in front of a mirror until I got off. I would turn my belly into a surrogate penis since it would hang over my belt by about seven or eight inches. I would love fat as much as people look showing it in public. But when I got in private I would really capitalize on it and use it to my sexual advantage.11

If I was Broad van Thick I would have my own website and show my body to the world. I would feel the 19" computer screens with my big box and show them a scenic view of the Grand Canyon for real. I would roll over like a beached whale and show them a spout of fresh spunk in endless videos.12

Lard Death is day by day living as a fat person and loving every ounce of it.