These damn laxatives

These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.1

As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.2

I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.3

I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.4

I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.5

These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.

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  • ScarlettWilkes
    July 16, 2008

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    I do not think I have ever read anything so funny. Seriously. Where in the heck did you come up with this? Hopefully not personal experience. hahaha great read.