Why does life hate me?

Why does life hate me?1

What did I do to deserve all of these horrible things to happen to me!?2

I mean I'm a good girl.3

I don't swear, I listen to my parents, I eat my vegtables (sometimes). So I guess God, Jesus, Buddah, Moses whoever is running whats going on up there or maybe even the big guy downstairs decided "hey you did absoulety nothing wrong lets mess with your life!" So here I am after being gone for so long and unable to talk to any of you my computer decides yet again to throw itself off a cliff into a RING OF FIRE!4

Here I was trying to register for my college classes because school is that important to me and BAM! VIRUS! I mean what the hell was I doing that decided some creepy ass little thing could go into my memory or whatever the hell it is viruses do and fuck up everything?! I mean I need this stupid piece of crap to look for jobs, to write resumes, keep up with friends and family and IT HAPPENS AGAIN! I mean this stupid laptop was my sanity basically I mean i live in the middle of nowhere while all my friends are back in my hometown and besides talking to them on the phone this helps too! 5

Not to mention I am in the midst of writing a DAMN NOVEL! SO HELP ME IF MY SHIT GETS DELETD I WILL BE FUCKING LIVID! AS IF IM NOT RIGHT NOW! SO YES IM STEAMED YES IM ANGRY AND CLICKING OUT POP UPS AS WE SPEAK WHY?! BECAUSE TECHONLOGY BLOWS!!! 6

Incase any of you haven't noticed it has down nothing but turn the youth of our generation into slaves to buy new products that fuck up every six months so were forced to buy the next brand new piece of shit! After being almost a year without a computer and having to go to the library and friends houses I would think this would actually work but who am I to sit here and think that technology works?!7

So here I go again you know what the only reason why Im still somewhat optimistic is because my cousin who is a computer whiz/god is coming over next weekend and he could probably fix this hunk of shit I have to deal with so until then I might not be on as much because I don't want the viruses hacking into my email or spreading to you guys and ruining your lives! So you might see me once awhile but it won't be as frequently.8

*sigh*9

Until we meet again.10

-Miranda

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i hate technology -.-

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  • SayNope2Dopex14
    July 20, 2008

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    Ah I literally have dreams where I'm throwing the stupid desktop out the window, but that's usually after it deletes something...=]


  • StarIlluminated
    July 14, 2008

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    Haha so you don't swear huh? But I know exactly what your talking about as my old computer was a hunk of junk.

    *KT*


  • MoonRoseWolf gold member
    July 14, 2008

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    Oh, I know EXACTLY how you feel! My computer keeps shutting down the internet and freezing when it feels like it....grrr! So I got an antivirus thingymabob, it got rid of most of them, but now it just keeps coming up with a little pop-up saying, 'You have an unknown virus. It has been moved to prevent damage to your computer.'

    WHAT???!!!!WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GET RID OF IT!

    *And calm again* Seriously though, I feel your pain, and I really hope your cousin can fix it for you-you're not allowed to go off here!

    ~Mirrie


  • Aaez
    July 13, 2008

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    "Viruses do and fuck up everything"

    You said you didn't swear.
    You lie.
    I'll see you soon and then teach you a lesson.


    • Cheerful-Panda
      July 14, 2008
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      swearing

      okay lets make an exception to this rule I SWEAR WHEN IM ANGRY !


  • Blackwings
    July 13, 2008

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    XD OH I'm sorry but that's funny XD Don't feel bad though my computer decides to hate me all the time XD I hope it get's fixed I'd miss you if you were gone too long So threaten your computer maybe that'd work XD

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