Sleep Walking

To start off with I guess I would start about fifty years ago in a small Midwestern town where I was first discovered. Well i was only about .... wait I'm getting ahead of myself. Anyways I had been there for a few years and no one ever caught even a glimpse of me. Until this one person just had to start watching their garden. I guess i shouldn't have taken so much from one place at one time. Kinda my fault huh ? Well one night this stupid idiot set a bunch of traps out to try and catch the person responsible for the thievery. And wouldn't ya know it i got my dumb tail caught in one. Screaming out wasn't what i had in mind but when you  have your tail caught in a steel trap its kinda obvious at what you are gonna do. 1

As I yelped out in pain this farmer wanna be came running out to see what he had caught. Using every trick I know i got loose just in time to not get caught. But I did leave a piece of me behind their for him to find. As I ran off in to the shadows I realized I had lost my tail. And I really must say I want my tail back. And he had the never to pick it up. Oh he is gonna pay for that and guess what he went and done. He took my tail into his damn house. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! He is gonna pay for that dearly damn it .2

As he Wandered back into his house I silently followed to catch a glimpse of how to get in to it. Rage filling me i could barely hold back my urge to tear him apart for taking my tail. What could he do with my tail and can't he grow his own ? OK lets see i see a door and a few windows for my picking. But which one to choose the window or the door.I have to think about it for a while plus I needed time to figure out what to do to him for causing me to lose my tail. Well I returned to my home to ponder just what to do to that damn guy for taking my tail. I figure that my tail is the second most important thing in this word and this guy took it  ahhhhhhhhh I am gonna make him pay for that. But how to do that hmmm. Well for now I need some rest to figure this out.  3