Girls are complicated to guys, because most guys have a one track mind, while girls on the other hand can control more then one, two or even three things at a time.1
Guys think Girls are more complicated because…. Girls are… they really are. They always have to complicate things. Like….2
MAN: ‘you look prettier then I have ever seen you before.’3
WOMAN: ‘so I’m ugly to you on other days?’4
See, sheilas really don’t make life easy, surely they do not. They always need the last word and the first word… and all the words in between.5
They are never wrong even when they are off track by a million miles, they need shoes and close constantly. They need money to shop EVERY DAY! They can’t not go shopping at least twice a week, if not more AND…. No matter what sort of man they have… there’s always another man that she can play off of and say ‘he has bigger muscles’ ‘why don’t you work out?’ ‘You should get a new car, this one is all dirty’ she would say to her construction worker boyfriend who saved up all of his money to buy the truck to impress her.6
Girls…. Really are more complicated
Author notes
I wrote this for a contest.... its the darn truth tis at that.
A contest entry
- Why Are Girls So Complicated? by Frozen Angel.
225 points, ended July 24, 2008, 9 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
critiquing is welcome... but if not that just comment anyhow.
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Very well written, but I must admit we don't all have to shop so very often some of us can get by without having the latest style.
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lol,I guess, not all of you do... just most.
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Aye...tis very true mate. Sometimes they really muck things up when tis not necessary at all. I like your writing style...tis very much to the point.
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Aye, its what I'm told.lol. They always tell me its "raw and to the point" guess they weren't joking.lol. I don't like detores... I stick a strait path... with simple words. though its makes like simple.. though not easy.
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Heck yeah, I really like it!!! ^^
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Cool thanks.lol.
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This rocks!
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Really?
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