The Saga of Hastings. Part Two.

The son of Hastings that went to America, went down to mexico, where he met the Aztecs. They thought him a god, so they worshiped him. He didn't like them, so he left and helped start the peacful trea-loving Inca society. But the Aztecs still worshiped him and built a great empire and made human sacrifices to the sun. 1

And so things were quiet in the Americans for a while. 2

But in Eastern Europe, things were diffrent. 3

The fist Hastings boy was causing great upheavel in the middle-east. The turks were nice to him, so he gave them pudding. The europeans hear of this and the pope really wanted to get his hands on the pudding. So, he told the crusaders to go over the the middle east and get the pudding. But make it look as if they were doing it for religious purposses. 4

Hastings didn't like all the bloodshed over pudding, so he fled to china. In China he befreinded the emperor and helped him build up a strong empire against the mongles. In return, the emperor kept Hastings save, and Hastings made pudding for him. And everybody was happy all the way around. 5

Yet, unrest and wars are sure to happen, and once more they came. Well, not directly, but the beginings of one came. Marco Polo walked into China. He had heard that Hastings (or maybe a decended of hastings by now) lived and made pudding in china. So he and his father and uncle walked into china to find him. 6

Hastings greeted them and told them to explore the rest of the middle- east befor he gave them pudding. This, they agreed to do. Once done, Hastings gave them pudding and accompanied them back to europe. 7

In europe once more, various wars broke out over the pudding, but the Hastings had learned well how to settle disagreements. Liking the spainards, Hastings met a man name Christiopher Columbus. He told columbus that if he proved the that the world was round, he would give him as much pudding as he could eat. This sounded like a good deal to Columbus, so he asked the king and queen. They agreed only on the condition that Columbus would give up half his pudding to them. All parties agreed, he set off. But once he reatched america, and got back, Hastings had dissipeared again.  8

This time he went down to Africa and told that africa dude that if he made the largest empire in africa by an african, he would give him pudding. The dude agreed and (i think his name was zula) built up the greatest empire ever to know africa. (actually, this part is too soon, zula wasn't till later, but no one knows that) 9

So the great age of exploration began. Hastings promised that whatever empire could grow the fastest, he would supply with pudding. Thus all the great kindomes grew and grew in size and power. And for a relitively long period of time, Hastings was kept very buisy.10