As he travelled into the forest he attacked a badger! And it died. Then he attacked a pigeon(what a pigeon was doing in the forest I don't know)! And it died. So continued Norton's reign.1
As he continued his new found life of killing and despair he came apon a panda. This was no ordinary panda, it was Larkson - a peace-loving panda. He tried to make him change his evil ways but then he died.2
Then Squables the sophisticated tiger pointed out that- then he died.3
Frederick saw this and then, he didn't die like the others, no no. His case was most individual. He had curry, with rice. Then the goat next door, known as Hammerstein, came round and nicked the curry! The dialogue that followed went a little like this:-4
"No! You annoying goat! I shall smite vengeance apon you!"5
"meep"6
They were both shortly snapped up in a somehow unexplained BUZZAP. Blame now lies with Norton. What happened to Norton, no-body knows. We only know that the monkey did die after all. Sorry.7
Author notes
Its a crazy story, read at your own risk!
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