Paco The Deranged Dancing Taco.

Ounce theres was a taco. Named Paco. He was called Paco, the Deranged Dancing Taco. One day Paco began dancing with deranged happiness. Paco got tired of dancing do he drank a cup of cheese coffee. On his way back to Taco Hut he watched some little burritos who had found a bottle of Salsa, a very alchoholic spice drink. One burrito turned to the other and said, "Should we try it? I heard you can die from it." In which the other burrito replied, "I duno." The other burrito did not want to so he said, "I dont think we should." To which the OTHER burrito said, "Shit, I need some of that.". So Paco laughed his deranged taco head off as the two little burritos got drunk.1

HOME 2

Paco sat in a chair and called Quesadilla, his sister. Quesadilla came over and they ate Nacho, the horny chip. 3

SLEEP4

In Paco Taco's sleep he was eaten. 5

DEATH6

Poor Paco,7

Lying in his grave.8

Poor Paco,9

Who was so naive.10

Poor Paco is now in hell,11

For laughing at the little Burrito who said,12

"Shit I need some of that."13

THE END!!!!!