I went to Babies ‘Я’ Us.1
I walked down their rows.2
I could have bought a kit3
But, I grew restless about them.4
I felt the fingers would only be thumbs5
And, the feet would only be duplicates of the left.6
I picked up a bottle of baby powder and oil since it was also cheaper.7
My baby might not win a prize being the cutest8
And, it does show an amateur made it instead of a professional did it.9
The thumbs are green10
But, it understandable since the horn was also green that was used.11
I should not be too worried about his fingers.12
My baby can play music with its ears13
And can do crafts with his eyes.14
My baby appears to have a small brain if you compare it with his heart15
But, there are others who say it looks like it is all heart.16
I am fortunate that his eyes are smaller then his stomach.17
The mouth is very close to the heart.18
The tongue was very difficult to make19
But, I was lucky that friend knew that I was making a baby.20
They gave me the tongue as a gift rather then to give me the whole mouth.21
I did inspect it for I noticed it was from Polyglot Imports22
And, I discover with farther investigation it came from a thesaurus that died of old age.23
Author notes
I thought this sounded more like a story then a poem.
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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wow
This is some thing else, Wish it was that easy to make a real baby. The weird thing is I was wishing for a baby this a.m. This was a pleasure to read.

