Making a Baby

I went to Babies ‘Я’ Us.1

I walked down their rows.2

I could have bought a kit3

But, I grew restless about them.4

I felt the fingers would only be thumbs5

And, the feet would only be duplicates of the left.6

I picked up a bottle of baby powder and oil since it was also cheaper.7

My baby might not win a prize being the cutest8

And, it does show an amateur made it instead of a professional did it.9

The thumbs are green10

But, it understandable since the horn was also green that was used.11

I should not be too worried about his fingers.12

My baby can play music with its ears13

And can do crafts with his eyes.14

My baby appears to have a small brain if you compare it with his heart15

But, there are others who say it looks like it is all heart.16

I am fortunate that his eyes are smaller then his stomach.17

The mouth is very close to the heart.18

The tongue was very difficult to make19

But, I was lucky that friend knew that I was making a baby.20

They gave me the tongue as a gift rather then to give me the whole mouth.21

I did inspect it for I noticed it was from Polyglot Imports22

And, I discover with farther investigation it came from a thesaurus that died of old age.23

Author notes

I thought this sounded more like a story then a poem.

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  • Shy Little Lamb gold member
    February 20
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    wow

    This is some thing else, Wish it was that easy to make a real baby. The weird thing is I was wishing for a baby this a.m. This was a pleasure to read.