the adventures of kid and baby

adventure chronical#1 : you reach into the soapy dishwater and pull out a metal airplane and gangster hotwheel instead of a fork or a spoon. 1

adventure chronical#2 : baby was awake when I checked on her at 11. had ripped of her pants and pooped through her diaper. was in the process of ripping of her diapper. reached for wipes.. none there of course, begged kid to run and get some while batting babys poopy hands away from her mouth. kid hid under the blankets. 2

adventure chronical#3 : while I am holding baby kid ran up and started laughughing manicaly in her face. at his pause baby laughes back... then kid.. then baby.. they go one like two little nutjobs for a full 12 minutes.3

adventure chronical#4 : baby now enjoys trying to spit out her tongue. and almost suceeds.4

adventure chronical#5 : just kid and me walking on the beach. there is a couple farther up with a dog. as we near them kid stops and stares at them. we are about 6 feet away. he then proceeds make a very obvious potty training mistake and pees himself... still stareing at the couple. the man asures me that his dog has the same problem... ?5

adventure chronical#6: Baby learns how to make kiss noises. Kid kisses baby and baby kisses back.6

adventure chronical#7: I runn into the door and exclaim ouch! kid rushes over and asks if I am ok? WHat happened?7

adventure chronical#8: baby now enjoys licking water out of the dog bowl while making slurp noises8

adventure chronical#9: mom falls and says fuck. kid runs up and says 'uck means ouch'9

adventure chronical#10: kid now tells baby 'no look at me baby' she laugh in his face10

adventure chronical#11: baby lifts my shirt and proceeds to slobber and blow on my tummy whilst laughing uncontrollably. She seems to think that it is ticklelish to me like it is to her.11

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