Hey There Vagina

Hey there vagina you're so hairy, 1

slightly smelly.2

Oh how I wish you were a pussy,3

much more moist and sort of wussy.4

Yes I do.5

Oh I love to put myself in you.6

Yes I do.7

Unless you're on the rag,8

that special time of month.9

That's when your pretty little pussy10

transforms into a dangerous cunt.11

Oh yes it does.12

It develops teeth under its fuzz,13

you know it does.14

Author notes

Sung to the tune of "Hey There Delilah".

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  • Matt Coggan
    November 11
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    just realised you are female, in which case im assuming unless you were born with really short arms or even a really long midrift, you probably have come into contact with one, so errm...yeah well done you!


  • Matt Coggan
    November 11
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    hmmm

    you know what, i was just about to slag you off for being an immature loser that has probably never come into contact with the female's holiest of holies, when i read some of the comments people had written and decided to re-read your little post.

    I hate to admit it but actually it IS pretty funny... there is always a place for humour!

  • sassykitty gold member
    July 5

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    Must admit I haven't really read anything like this before - but it did make me laugh. Nice to see someone writing without any hangups as lots of us become painful when discussing parts of ourselves. I really liked the personification used towards the end - good for you! Nice one. Keep writing, it's great to read something that puts a smile on collective faces, makes a change from much of the self obsessed self inflicted I can't cope bilge that is too frequently appearing on this site. Well done you.


  • Aaez
    June 28

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    Oh my Gawd.
    That is one hilarious song.
    Crap! ahahahahah!
    I can't stop laughing.
    The song shall never be the same again.
    You are one creative genius!


  • Naive.
    June 27
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    As a proud owner of a vagina, I have to say that I like them...or mine, at least.

    And thank you for posting this. It made me me laugh. I shall add it as one of my favorites so that everyone who views my profile can CLICK and show some love to the vajj.

    Oh, and this is a much better version of that song, if you ask me.


  • KeasbeyMornings
    June 27
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    You are a comedic genius.

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