It was a normal day - my spazmatic friends of doom were reeking havoc. 1
I walked in to the room and shouted my customary greeting "RAWR!!!" to which my friends replied the necessary war cry "HOLD IT YOU SLOBBERING MONKEY BRAIN!!" 2
No wait!! this wasn't the right response!! I had walked into the wrong room!!!3
NO!!!!!4
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...6
Sierra looked over at Kira. "So... How bout' them Yankees?" to which Kira replied "Holy Fishcakes, Batman, It's a Cubs fan!"7
Immediatly Maggie Jumped up "A cubs fan?! EVIL!!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!! Oh MY god I'm on fire!!!" She procceeded to burst into awesome flames.8
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Anywho, back to our story...10
"I'm in the wrong room!!! I'm suppossed to be at the RANCH!!"11
One of the Women stood up and walked over, "It's ok, it's that room to the left. The one that flaming women just flew out of."12
"MAGGIE!!"13
And then they made me their chief....
Author notes
The funny thing is this could totally happen (even the maggie on fire bit), *thinks to herself* I need saner friends...
Option 10, FargTheMighty.
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Comments
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random+funny=amazingly funny and random! great job. Keep writing and I'll keep reading! good luck in the contest!
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you get clappies just for saying "and then they made me their chief!" That's the best line ever!!
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Wow. In no way did that make ANY sense at all.
And that's why I loved it=]
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FUNNY!!
It was really funny and included all the spazzy-ness i had asked for!! it was a little hard to understadn at parts, but considering waht i gave you to work with, it was pretty much going to be that way
Again, like I said, Funny and good.
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Ha ha ha this is freakin hillarious! there are a coulple of things in here that remind me of myself and my own friends like and then they made me their chief.. awe good times good times. anywho I like it. Funny stuff.
Elli
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