“Oh look it here! It’s a little antie carrying something triple its size! Wow, you must have worked out at a gym Mr. Antie. Lifting weights?” giggled the little five-year-old girl pointing at a line of ants. Kevin the six-year-old boy looked at her funny. “What?” She said, looking at his face expression.1
“You need therapy.” He said simply.2
“I do not!” She said furring her brows together.3
“You don’t even know what ‘Therapy’ means!” he said back. She stood up.4
“Do too!” She declared. “It’s a special place where you eat peas!” She said proud.5
“What!?” He said his face perplexed. “You’re crazy.” The little girl pushed him.6
“I’m not crazy!” She said.7
“Hey! Don’t touch me you have kootie’s!” He said, wiping the place where she just pushed him. She looked down at her little hands, seeing if anything is on them.8
“What’s kooties?” She said confused examining her hands then looking at the place where she touched him. Kevin rolled his eyes.9
“There germs that you girls carrying around, and shouldn’t be shared with guys.” He explained scooting away from her. A smile crawled on her face. She poked his cheek.10
“Hey stop that I mean it!” He spat. She poked him again.11
“Mommy and Daddy, hug each other, how come they’re not sick?” She asked. He thought for a moment.12
“Well they took the kooties medicine so they’re fine.” He said.13
“They have kootie medicine! Ohh, what flavor? I like bubblegum.” She said, her mode completely changing. Kevin looked at her puzzled. I do not understand how a girls mind work, and never will, he thought. The girl grabbed his hand.14
“Lets go get bubblegum flavored kootie medicine so we can hug each other!” She laughed as she dragged him.15
“Nooo!” He said, as he was being dragged.16
The End x]
Author notes
she thinks therapy is a place where you eat peas b/c the way its pronounced Therapy--- There a pea, shes 5 yrs old. go figure.
iBubbles
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
honestly idk
option 5 i like Lilies ;D
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ROFL! I loved it! Its so hilarious!
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HAHAHA !!
I bet I would act like that if I was five
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Haha aww that was very cute Adorable! Few minor spelling mistakes, but other than that language was good too
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THIS WAS SO ULTIMATELY CUTE! I was grinning like crazy after I'd read it. Reminds me of my childhood
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HAHA! Loved it.
This was funny. And very cute. I smiled from beginning. All in honesty? Thumbs up girl.
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very cute!!
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lols. a very nice piece.
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Wow!
WOW! This was very funny! I like the part when she talked about her mom and dad. Brillant!
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Funny
This describes kids' thinking perfectly. It's pretty funny.
Oh, just one minor detail: I think whipping is wiping because I don't think Kevin would be whipping himself. =)beginning: 5, language: 4, plot: 4, ending: 4, dialog: 4, characters: 4.
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