Adventures of the Mind: CHAPTER FIVE

"Wow," Steph said, still staring at the sky, "You missed."1

"I can't believe you missed he was right there there is no point to this mission, can't we all just go home?!?!  Justin NEEDS me Kori I can feel it." Dani cried, clutching at thin air in a dramatic way.2

"I know where your feeling it,"  Kori muttered, watching the Purple Owl fly away.3

"What was that supposed to mean?" Dani asked, looking Kori down.4

"Well, maybe if your scream hadn't totally broken the scope I wouldn't have missed the damn bird!"5

"O, so its my fault now isn't it?"6

"No, its not."7

"Then whos is it Kori?"  Dani asked, putting her hands on her hips in a I'm-all-that-and-know-it way.8

Kori thought about it for a moment, then reluctantly agreed, "Your right, it is your fault."9

"I never said it was my fault!!"  Dani screamed, causing a bird flying overhead to fly out of the sky dead.10

"Man too bad you couldn't do that when the damn owl was over us!"11

"Will you two stop it already! We'll think of something!"  Keely yelled, going between the two.12

Everyone sat down, and since there were no chairs, they sat on Greg.13

"Don't worry about it Kori, I'm sure a something will happen to save us," Jambalia said, taking a seat on Greg next to Keely.14

"Hello everyone!  I'm Stephan Baldman!"  Stephan Baldman announced, walking out of a limo to great them.15

"Do I know you?" Steph asked, while looking him ove in a funny way.16

"In some other story, you have met me, somewhere deep within the future."  He replied.17

"Um yea, alright then, stupid pysco bastard." Steph said, backing away from him with fear in her eyes.18

"This man found me and asked me to do him a favor,"  Stephan Baldman said, and out of the trunk of the limo came Batboy.  19

"What the fuck?"  Keely asked, and Steph shook her head.20

"There was a single bead of sweat, on the armpit of truth, and it told me to go become a Natzi, and to bring you this single sheet of paper."  Batboy said, while handing Kori the map of where the Purple Monkeys were hiding.21

"Why was he in the trunk?" Greg asked, scratching his head and looking around like he didn't know where he was.22

"Well, to tell you the truth, the lil shit scared the hell out of me!  So I told him to go sit in the trunk, and he agreed."23

"Kori, can I see your gun, I just want to test it real quick."  Steph, said, staring at Batboy in a deadly way.24

"Well um, thanks Stephan Baldman, we needed this!" Dani said, thankful that she might be able to see Justin soon.25

"If you guys ever need anything, just give me a hollar, I'll help you guys anytime!"26

"Well, actually, there is one thing you could do."  Kori said.27

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"How the hell did he get us here anyway?"  Ashley asked, looking around her at the cave.29

"Who cares!  Hes Stephan Baldman, he can do anything!!"  Keely exclaimed, wearing a Stephn Baldman is my Hero shirt and matching hat.30

"And he gave us free stuff!"  Steph said, wearing a matching shirt to Keely's.31

"Why dont we just bomb them?  I mean, we can go miles away from here, and put a fucking atomic bomb on there ass's"  Dani said, looking around the damp shit hole the monkeys lived in.32

"What about all the crack!"  Ashley asked, looking at the piles of crack around them with awe.33

"Lets take it with us, then bomb their ass!"  Keely said, and everyone agreed that seemed like a good idea, so they all took the crack with them, and left Sybira to go to Tokyo.34

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"Now lets bomb their ass's already, I want to have a party!" Ashley said, looking at the crack piled in their hotel room.36

"The fucking walls are alive man!  Look, their bleeding!!" Greg siad, while dumping Code Red onto the wall.37

"Hahaha Frieds is high!!!!"  Dani said, while laughing histerically.38

"Kick ass Frieds!"  Ashley said, and Greg gave her a funny look.39

"I don't know if I can kick myself in the ass, but I can try!"  He said, and they spent a good ten minutes watching Greg crawl around on the floor trying to kick his own ass.40

"Ok, now lets blow them up!" Steph said, while staring kicking Greg off her leg, who had tried to eat it thinking it was a huge hot wing.41

"Ok ready lets do a countdown!"  Dani said, and she got ready to start it.42

"Three....ah shit."  She said, and everyone looked at her, "I don't remember what goes next."43

"Well thats easy,"  Kori said, "Its, um...aw fuck...does anyone know what comes next?"44

Everyone shook their heads while Greg attempted to climb up the wall.45

"Damn Leland education...ONE!"  Kori shouted while pressing the button, destroying Sibyra.46

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<  "So...." Ash said, looking around the room, "Now what do we do?  The  story should be over! We completed our mission!"62

And we leave our um, heros, while they sit and try to find out what to do next, except for Greg, who decided the toliet was a huge tequila, and started drinking down the water like there was no tommorow.63