Introducing Crazy Hank and Bunnykins P. Uppet

Fal: Welcome, my funny bunnies! Tonight is a great night for the Internet, and I'll tell you why. Tonight, we will be holding auditions for... people for the show...ya. All right, first up on the tryouts is Crazy Hank!!!*Applauds politely*1

Davis: *snores*2

Crazy Hank: *slides out on his knees* *raps* Yo yo yo chikkachikkakawiwiwiwow! Hello, folks. I go by many names, including Lone Wolf, Invisa-Hair, Convict #28740395769017496, Puppet Master, Bob, Joe, Billy, Billy Bob Joe, and many, many others. But my favorite is...Crazy Hank!!!*stops for applause, but there is none*3

CH: Umm, and this is Bunnykins P. Uppet *holds up a bunny puppet* A-*is cut off by the machine that sounds like a crowd cheering* And we are The Terrific 2! And here we go!!!4

CH: Sadly, today, the sad day of June 19, 2008, is a sad, sad day for the internet. Bunnykins is sick! He caught a bad case of old movie disease. We were watching Attack of The Killer Tomatoes when it happened. Are there any good, non-stupid movies out, Fal?5

Fal: Kung Fu Panda's your best bet. Some stupid ones are: The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With The Zohan! 6

CH: Thanks, Fal. Come on, Bunnykins!7

Bunnykins: *choughs*8

Crazy Hank profile: Tall, bald, always has Bunnykins by his side. Has a nose that can stretch to 40 feet long. 9

Bunnykins profile: Small, furry, is always by the side of Crazy Hank. Loves carrots and is Supertastic! 10