The Great Google Search

I says to myself, I says, 'Self, it's time you change yer MSN avatar.'  Then Self says to me, Self says,'Dude, yer's rights.  Let us look.'  And so Self and Dude went hand-in-hand and frolicked in the fields of C:\Documents and SettingsAndrew.HOME\My Documents\My Pictures\Crap in search of a new MSN Messenger avatar.  They looked in glee as they saw new avatars.1

Fat avatars,2

Skinny avatars,3

LONG avatars,4

and short avatars.5

Some were scary while others were cute.6

But a lot were stolen from other websites.7

They picked the avatars with care and hurried home to stash them away before the RAA could find and catch them for Internet theft.8

Dude and Self soon went quickly to their work and experimented.9

Some were good and some were bad.  Others just didn't feel right at all.10

So Dude turned to Self says to Dude, he says, 'Dude, wtf, mate? ^_^  I think I like our old avatar better then these new ones.'11

And Self turns to Dude and says, he says, 'Dude, I agree with you.  Let us change our avatar back to what it once was and keep these new avatars in rusty cages!'12

The moral of the story is: Never let penguins run with hats.13