An Add-Line Story For The Lunar Pack (do not comment)

Story1

It was a typical day in the park. Birds were chirping, children were singing, and the dogs were peeing on the oak trees. Little did RT, Cory, Ruth, Dan and Randy, five normal young adults, know that they were about to have the adventure of their lives...2

~Ice~ 3

Ruth calmly wandered into the park watching the clouds above her head. It was weird that today was so calm. Lost in her own throughts, Ruth didn't even see the person standing in front of her until she bumped into them. 4

'Oof,' Dan exclaimed as Ruth bounced off him. 'Oh hello, fancy seeing you here today? Lovely day isn't it?'5

RT sat at the bench near the pond, feeding ducks. 'This is boring,' RT said with a sigh. 'There's nothing to do anymore.' He got up from the bench and saw Ruth and Dan nearby. 'Oi, hey, Ruth! Dan! I'm bored! Entertain me with your entertain-ness!' Chuckling, RT made his way towards them.6

~Ice~7

Ruth looked up. "Hi Dan. Hi RT. What's up?" She got up shaking her head slightly at the mere fact she'd run into Dan. She must've really been lost in her own little world.8

Story9

Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, the trio was confronted with a GIANT METEOR heading straight for them!10

~Dan~11

'Oh noes! It's a giant meteor from space!' Dan grabbed Ice and RT. 'Hold tight!' he yelled. Then, he sneezed a super sized sneeze, which sent them flying away to the safety of a hill mills outside of town. Where they stood and watched the meteor smash into the town. 'Shame, I liked that place,' said Dan.12

~Ice~13

"As did I. Perhaps we will find someplace else we will like even more." She watched as all around her began to fade into orbit.14

~RJ~15

Randy got out of his car and gawped like an idiot at the wreckage of his town ... and then gawped even more at Ice, RT and Dan floating up into space. "What in the name of all that's weird and unholy ...?" he muttered and fainted.16

~Ice~17

Ruth looked down at RJ then sent a rainbow from nowhere to save him from the meteor. When the rainbow got him to a safe place, it exploded, making it rain skittles all over the place.18

~Cory~19

Hiding up in the clouds with a bunch of pissed off renegade angels, Cory throws some pebbles at the town and they turn into giant meteors. "Take that, you losers! Leaving me out of the story!!!" Then it starts to rain skittles. "AAHH!! Skittles!" Cory waves his hand around and all the skittles turning into chocolate pieces.20

RT -21

RT literally crapped his pants as Dan shot them into the air. Lucky he had an extra pair in his hat. He put them on while noone was noticing. They all landed with a thump on an oversized bale of hay. RT bounced off the hay and landed in a completely random pile of elephant droppings.22

~Ice~23

Ice randomly turned into a butterfly the size of a house and flew off into the sunset then back down again, grabbing rain drops and rainbows. She dragged a rainbow towards RT and made it rain on him.24

~RJ~25

RJ awoke on a hill .... he took a few moments to deduce where he was. "Geez," he muttered and got to his feet, and watched the antics of the mad fools down the road. "Hmm ....", and evil grin spread over his face. Conjuring up a giant bowling ball, he swung it at Cory's skittles. The ball rolled on, heading straight for the skittles, threatening to obilerate them. And the town. And the mad fools in it. RJ began to laugh his evil laugh, but broke down half way with a sore throat. "Muhahahahahah .. aha ... *caff* *caff* ..ha-ha-na ..." "Damn it," he cursed, and downed two Strepsils.26

~Cory27

Seeing the giant bowling ball coming towards him, Cory struck it with lightning and made it explode and turned into a meteor shower. "Haha!" Cory said. "I SUMMON METEOR!!!" He then proceeds to laugh like Sephiroth and sprout a mysterious black wing.28

Story29

The giant meteor shower obliberated the town. The meteors dug underground and sprouted into mini bowling ball monsters! 3 swords, 3 battleaxes, and 3 spears appeared before RT, Dan, and Ice, while RJ, 50 metres away, got a crossbow, a cannon, and an oversized catapult.30

~Ice~31

Ice immediately grabbed one of the swords and spun around with it, stabbing it through a tree. she pulled it out of the tree, falling over backwards, causing the sword to go flying. It tried to stab through Dan, but turned to rubber before it could.32

RT -33

RT grabbed a battleaxe, and did a Xena-style battle cry. He sliced up 5 mini bowling balls before getting his axe imbedded in the ground. Trying to pull it out, RT lost his grip and fell back, landing in yet another completely random pile of elephant droppings.34

~Ice~35

Ruth laughed turning the elephant droppings into giant bowls of ice cream instead. She watched as RT fell into yet another bowl.36

~Cory~37

The Kitty God summoned the power of all kittens to rain cuteness upon the world! "MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"38

 ~RJ~39

 Picking up his cannon, RJ loaded it up and fired at an oncoming wave of bowling ball mostahs. 40

 BOOM.41

 RJ paused in his reloading and snapped a quick photo of the resulting fireworks before going back to blowing more stuff up.42

KADABOOM.43

Damn it, he was going to run out of film at this rate. 44

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