Fal: *rides in on a zipline*
Welcome to the show everybody!!! *jumps around*
I am your host, StoryWrite's Fal Starr and we have a fantastic show for you tonight!... It's a great day for America, everyone... Let me tell ..
Well, actually. It's kinda of a crappy day America.. or.. at least for Iowa. The floods they've been having are mucking up their corn production. 1
I know! It's a tragedy!
Seriously though, corn prices are expected to go up because the state actually produces so much of our corn... I know, you're saying 'Who cares, Fal. I don't even buy corn. Corn is for losers and commies'
Well that's where you're wrong!
Look at the ingredients list once in a while on the back of your scacks..because if you're in America, chances are everything you've every eaten is at least thirty percent corn. It's true. We cover everything in that delicious corn syrup. Because it's American to drown in sugar byproducts and if ya don't like it, than you can just move to Canada! Hockey is not a real sport.2
That's right, I said it. If you don't like corn sugar.. get out!3
Oh! Gay marriage starts today in California. Amazing, ya!...The star trek guy got married..George ..De.. Whatever. 4
What was I talking about...? Oh yeah. 5
You know whose birthday it is today? Of course not. That's why I'll tell you.
It's Barry Manilow's birthday. I know!... Yesterday was Tupac's birthday... Coincidence?.....
Yeah, it probably is just a coincidence.. But I had you spooked for a second, didn't I?...What else happened...?
Oh! I know.. Al Gore finally endorsed Obama last night.
Frankly, I think it's just so he can steal his charisma, but what do I know about psychic vampires...?
*shifty eyes*... Nothing. That's what. I'm completely innocent...
And while I don't go to drain the life energy from mortals, watch these commercials.6
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Musically, I am very interesting and I find that people like me. (Musically.. Only musically.)11
Firstly, let’s get one thing straight, you all like broadway. No matter what you say. Basically, we should all be listening to the soundtrack to “In The Heights.” It won Best Musical, and it’s great! I haven’t been able to turn it off. I mean.. who doesn’t like broadway rap?! YES. I said it, RAP, in broadway! To add to the awesomeness of it, keep in mind.. it was written by a teacher who taught my sister, thus.. I know him. (Listening to: “Great DJ”)He is a Puerto Rican guy, a young guy, really cute, who wrote this entire play about living in Washington Heights, which he didn’t, and being Dominican, which he isn’t. AMAZING, eh? He’s just a cool guy! Check it out. Aside from broadway, there’s a lot of us alternative/indie fans. THE WOMBATS, are a godsend. Go check ‘em out. RIGHT NOW. I will stare at you until you do. Go for: Backfire at the Disco; Let’s Dance to Joy Division; Kill The Director. Check ‘em out.12
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Hey! Looks like I’ll have to randomly babble at y’all another time, I seem to have used up my allotted portion of empty time. I know, I know, you will miss me. It’s cool. It’s cool. I’ll be around. I’m chill like that. Hit me up on IM’s if y’all need more music or you want to get more on my previously listed topics of discussion! Pardon this for being a TAD boring, but I really just like informing y’all on music. Sarah.. Signing out! (Listening to: “Flathead”. Bonus points if you can tell me the artist of the songs I say at given times. And.. by bonus points, I, of course, mean a pat on the back.)
Fal: Thank you, Sarah... It's time for more commercials!14
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Welcome back my gorgeous wombats.18
Fal: Ah, It's question time.. Davis, do we even have time tonight?19
Davis:..Oy! We have way to much time,20
Too much for questions alone, my friend21
So I sing a song and try to rhyme-22
But it's Question Time again!23
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It's Fal:. .Do de do do da da! Alright then!
*grabs pile o Questions. *
Our first question is from SimplyTaylor-
Davis:.. Ooh!
Fal:.. Settle down, now... He asks.. "How many licks does it take...? "
*Long pause*.. Well.. *Looks at Davis*..
Davis: *obviously dieing to answer*....
Fal:.. We'll. let's just go with.. forty-two. And we'll leave it at that, won't we Davis?
Davis:.. Sigh!...Fine!.... Hee hee..But if you want a real answer, Taylor, we can--
Fal: DAVIS!.. Enough!..*ahem* ...Al.. alright then. Next question is from Oblivion Kitty God. She asks "What's your favorite color of sheep?" ...I wasn't actually away they came in colors. I thought they were just in black in white.. but. .Um. Let's say.. Vermillion. That's a lovely shade for herd animals.26
That's all the time we have for questions tonight. When we come back, you'll meet our first guest, The Wall!27
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Fal: Welcome tonight's guest, The Wall, everybody!
*sits behind desk beside the guest couch..as he walks out.*
Righto. Well, thanks very much for coming on the show.. Have a seat!You're actually our first musical guest. Isn't that absolutely fab? Also, please.. Have a seat!31
The Wall: I feel honored! I actually just got done with a 5 hour recording session.32
Fal: Ooh. Exciting. As some one completely oblivious to music recording from a technical standpoint, care to give us all a bit of a rundown on how things went? 33
The Wall: Well it involved a lot of microphones, tedium and obscenities, but we just rent out a recording studio, plug in and play. Afterward we do a bit of post production magic, but thats basically it.34
Fal: Ooh. Sounds like music to my ears. How are you guys getting on with that anyway?... I mean, where do you stand right now in the process..?35
The Wall: As an overall band or the album?36
Fal: Well.. Both. I remember we met about a year ago, and if I'm not mistaken, you were playing a few little gigs and such...37
The Wall: Well, we just landed an opening act for a tour coming through here. Not quite sure who they're going to be yet. Just more bar gigs, competitions and parties really. As for the EP, it should come out in a few months. It will have 10 original tracks on it and artwork from a few local artists.38
Fal:. .Very very cool indeed. You'll have to message me, and maybe I'll have the funds to buy a copy. Providing of course you agree to sign it for me. In addition to your music and lyrics, you write stories, too, right?39
The Wall: Haha for you Fal its free! Yes I do write stories. I'm actually working on a novel, and slowly adding to my pile of experimental/unsuccessful short stories.40
Fal: Score!! Ohh. A novel? Care to give us a bit of a summary? I'm, of course, too attention deficit to check these things out without some prior nudging.41
The Wall: Sure, The book is called Drive-By's Into The Sun. It is about a boy growing up in the concrete jungles of inner city Kingston, in Jamaica. After his brother is killed in a violent gang war, he finds work on a fishing boat heading to Portugal, where he tries to get a new life away from the gang violence of Kingston.42
Fal:.. Holy Jesus.. *adjusts collar*.. That's pretty deep, for this show specially. I think you've managed to make the place higher class just by appearing here.
I've read some of your short stories, and those were fantastic. I can only imagine what you've done with this one. How far into the novel are you?43
The Wall: Haha thanks. I'm about 150 pages into it, but I seem to have hit a dead end of sorts. But I'm sure that will blow over in time. I also just finished... Well I guess I finished it 2 months ago... But it's a short story called Grey Goose Blue. Its got all the drugs, sex and surfing you could ever want in a story.44
Fal: Brilliant. That sounds like it's right up my alley... But then again, that's sort of how we met in the first place. Also, as a bit of a side note, I have to say.. the guitar work in Waltz of Apathy made me want to throw my underwear. .. Seriously, there's some talent in those songs. 45
The Wall: Haha ahh yes Cocaine right? Thanks a lot. That song was actually an improv jam. Then we touched it up and made it a song.46
Fal:.. Heh.. Yeah there was that buncha fodder. That was an improv? Well sir. You've gained a fan.
When you're not being a rock-star and star author, what do you do in your downtime? 47
The Wall: SURFING. One of the only ways I can relax. I think that surfing in general is not taken seriously as a way of meditation, you know? When most people think of surfing they either think of some pothead grom or some stone cut surfer boy from laguna beach, but honestly, its a lot more than that. Just going out and sitting in the water for a nice wave can brighten anyone's day.? 48
Fal: You know, I've always wanted to surf...But..that's a wee bit difficult when you live in a landlocked state. But that just blows other hobbies out of the water, no pun intended.
Anyway, you sound like superman with all that stuff you do... and if what you write is half as interesting as who you are, no one will be able stop reading. Seriously.49
We're about out of time, anything awesome you'd like to say to our guests before we go?
The Wall : Umm... Say no to acid!
Fal: This has been a public service announcement from The Wall. You can listen to the greatness that is his band, The Rendezvous at . And I thoroughly suggest you give them a listen and give them some feedback. Because They. Are. Fantastic. Don't pretend like you don't know what MySpace is and just click the bleeding link while we go to commercials.50
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Fal: Well.. thats about it, everybody...What did we learn tonight? We learned..- Corn is not just for communists.
- We learned Al Gore may or may not be a vampire intent on sucking Obama's charisma...
- Broadway Rap is real..
- We learned The Rendezous are AMAZING, and that The Wall is superman...
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! It was awesome though, good job!
