Fal: *slides down curtain, nearly tripping*
Welcome to the Show everybody! I'm your host, StoryWrite's Fal Starr. It's a great day for the Internet, everybody!
Why, you ask?
Well. ..Good question!...Lots of stuff happened this weekend. Father's Day, the Hulk movie...
Who wants to spend their weekend watching a large angry man in stretch pants.. I mean, really ... I'd rather watch the Hulk!
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Davis: Nice!...2
Fal: .. .But really. New Hulk movie.. I haven't seen it yet... The other one was cruddy.. but I have hopes for the new one. I mean, there's a expert cast.. Ed Norton.. Liv Tyler.. Ones a gorgeous brunette that could attract any man and the other is Liv Tyler!!!
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Davis: You know, you can get an incredible hulk down on 21st street for about 20 quid. 4
Fal: That's enough Davis!..You're makin' the censors all... antsy. 5
Davis: Hot and Bothered. ..?6
Fal: At least one of those.. At least.
But Father's Day. That's a strange holiday... It was started by one girl who wanted to honor her single dad.. took about 40 years for it to become a national holiday. ..
There's no joke to that, just saying.
Anyway. We've got a great show for you tonight. Tiger-Lily and HisMercy are here!..Stay tuned!7
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Fal: *sits behind desk*.. Doo doo dee doo. Welcome back, my cheeky monkeys...Welcome back to the show where we.. don't really have much of anything going on... but you love it anyway.9
Because we give you free candy...
...Maybe.. Maybe John McCain should do that to help his campaign!
He could just toss out fun size candy bars .. OH! Or better yet.. get candy cannons! Instead of confetti cannons.. Candy cannons.
Or would that be creepy?
I guess John McCain would be like that pervy old dude if he gave you candy..
Ah! I can't be talking about John McCain and candy cannons.. it's Question time. Davis do we have time for a question tonight?10
Davis: *sings*
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Even time for an idea or a suggestion-!!
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Fal: Right. Well.. Lets see *digs through mail bag*
Rememberance-Soul asks "How do you draw your pictures?"
Hrmmm.. Well.
I put the pencil to the paper.. and proceed to move it around... Just kidding. I don't know. I sorta just.. do it. I've a tablet that helps.. and a few pirated programs and the like.. Just.. practice...The next question is from.. Nocturne..
Nocturne asks "Would you rather eat a live toad or a live dove? Why?"
Oh. That's a tough one... Hrm. Well, the dove would taste like chicken.. but, so do froglegs. Oh. I'd rather eat the toad because it doesn't have feathers and because frankly, I hear the venom creates some interesting side effects. 13
Okay, well that's enough Questions! Time for a short break, stay tuned my naughty donkies.
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Fal: Welcome back!...Please welcome our first fantabulous guest, Tiger Lily, aka HT!!!16
Tiger-Lily *Apparates into CB amidst black smoke.*17
Fal: Oooh. .How.. Potterish.18
Tiger-Lily *bows to Fal.*
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Davis :.. Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk of man...20
Fal: No, no .. Please sit! No bows needed! Comfy chair time!21
Tiger-Lily:* grins at Davis in amusement* I...disagree *sits down and crosses her legs comfortably.*22
Fal:. Well! Down to business... You've recently got a story in the Spotlight, huh? That's had to have gotten you some attention..23
Tiger-Lily: * grins slightly.* Yeah, it was shocking... Even more than it usually is when I get Spotlighted, I think is the verb?... Cause I hated that story at first.* shrugs.*24
Fal: Sometimes those have the most potential I suppose.. I think it's because you spend so much time trying to make it good enough to like. ... Or something. I obviously have no idea what I'm talking about....25
Tiger-Lily: *grins and nods.* I'm shocked...still… This has been the easiest three-clappy-earning story I've ever written. It outdid my prologue...sadly.26
Fal: Well it's always nice to get noticed. Is there anything else that you've been working on extra hard that you'd like to see some attention given?27
Tiger-Lily: My novel. I guess...* uncrosses her legs.*28
Fal: Which is about...? *prods the guest with the Stick of Speaking*29
Tiger-Lily *grins.* It's basically a young Adult novel. About a senior girl in highschool… She has a normal life and all when one day, this cute guy shows up.30
Fal: And it's called....?31
Tiger-Lily: Oh, Tales of An Unwillling Vampiress.
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Davis : .. I was bored until the cute guy comment..33
Tiger-Lily *laughs* I shoulda seen that...* wonders if Davis likes blondes…*34
Fal: Davis likes.. Well. Everything, basically.35
Tiger-Lily *raises an eyebrow at Davis.*
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Davis : That's not true. I don't like Birds.37
Tiger-Lily: Why? *blinks.* Birds are cute...pooping little things...
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Davis: .They.. Lack... certain...39
Tiger-Lily * realizes what she just said.*40
Fal: *stops him* He's English- He means the Ladies41
Tiger-Lily: Um... Ahhh.
Tiger-Lily *stares at Davis in amusement.*42
Fal: Yeah he does that. Ignore him or we'll never get through the interview!43
Tiger-Lily: Oh, sorry. *grins and leans back in her seat.*44
Fal: Anyway! Tales of an Unwilling Vampiress.. I remember the prologue. Dark and Noir-ish, almost. Very interesting for anyone interested in plasmavores ...45
Tiger-Lily *pulls out a thesaurus.* I’m a writer, bu no genius.46
Fal: I, personally.. Have yet to write a Vampire piece. Don’t know why
Fal: Oh. I just meant bloodsuckers.47
Tiger-Lily: Ahhh.
Tiger-Lily* flings book away at Davis' direction and flinches in anticipation.
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Davis : Oy!... OY!... *ducks narrowly*.. I'm about bleedin' tired at being target practice for your guests.. *stands up and trots backstage for a tick*
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Fal: ..Oh wow. I've been trying to get him to leave all week.50
Tiger-Lily: Oh, I'm so sorry! *fidgets uncomfortably.* Is he coming back?51
Fal: No, really.. Thank you. He sorta distracts the women-folk… Oh yeah.. he always comes back....52
Tiger-Lily *sighs in relief.*53
Fal: The ladies love a pink haired fairy. Who knew?54
Tiger-Lily: Poor Davis...I have terrible aim...*grins.*I actually detest pink...
Just too...bright.55
Fal: Yeah... I can see why
Fal: And it does clash with the beard.56
Tiger-Lily *struggles to keep a straight face.*Unfortunately...57
Fal * giggles into the desk..*58
Tiger-Lily* pops a Tic-Tac into her mouth.* 59
Fal: Oh man. .. So.. whatcha think about the set up? Aiming for a job or anything here?60
Tiger-Lily: Me?As for the job...I still have to see..no time this week, I know...61
Fal: ..Ah, right. Exams.62
Tiger-Lily *shakes her head.* It's just...education...
* looks for Davis.* I feel so bad...Poor peacock...63
Fal: Ah, well, if you miss him that much... *drinks from the mug on her desk..Which may or may not contain something other than water*64
Tiger-Lily: Hm, nah...
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Davis * Falls out of ceiling into Ht's lap*..
Davis :.. ..Hello again.66
Tiger-Lily: I just happen to harbor a horrible conscience... Wha!!!!
* screams and drops him to the floor.*
*breathes out in shock.*
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Davis : Ouch! I was using that bum!68
Fal: *sighs*..Why couldn't my mind have produced somethin' useful...?69
Tiger-Lily *stares at Davis, wide-eyed.*
Tiger-Lily: He's...um...very...macabre....
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Davis : *gets up and sits on desk*... It's not easy being imaginary..71
Fal: Is that the word?...72
Tiger-Lily: Think about Blue.
Hes an imaginary friend.73
Fal: Well..Davis is just imaginary...74
Tiger-Lily: *laughs* True...
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Davis : Har har..76
Tiger-Lily *offers Davis some Tic-Tacs*
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Davis : Ooh. Minty.. *pops the things*78
Fal: Oh bollocks! We're about out of time. Anything else you would like to stay to the studio audience, Ht?79
Tiger-Lily: Sure.80
Fal: ...Alright! The mic is yours, love!81
Tiger-Lily: Since this is an online site, many people get that situation where they have this great story and get no feedback or recognition...I've had that happen many times.82
Fal: Sing it, sister...83
Tiger-Lily: It doesn't always stay that way. But you need to get out there and move your story out. Instead of just moaning about it.Go comment!84
Fal: Or.. say..join an interactive community? *grins*85
Tiger-Lily: Yes!Also, HP got rejected 7 times, by diff publishing houses...If JK Rowling had given up...We wouldn't have it.86
Fal: If JK had joined the Stupidly Late Insomnia Show, she could've gotten reads faster....!87
Tiger-Lily: Linkin Park got turned down...50 times.. Before they got an audition offer. Another last thing?88
Tiger-Lily: “If you fail at first, erase all evidence that you ever tried.”
A friend of mine said this.89
Fal: Here, here!..Alright, thanks for being here! It's time for commercials, everybody!90
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HisMercy: *Comes from behind the curtain, smiling and waving a the crowd, does a proper small bow and takes a seat on the guest chair...and glances at the coffee mug of water..*
"Well, hello Fal!”93
Fal: Hello, Hm. Thanks for joining us on such short notice. I've taken the precaution of tying Davis up in the green room.
He tends to get a bit ….handsy...94
HM: Well good, just make sure that you put a double knot on the rope...he's pretty sneaky
*does a fake laugh*
so, how’s the Weather treating you Fal ?95
Fal: ... Oh, the weather?.. It's a bit soggy, actually. Which means the roof is sort of.. leaking.. flooding the backstage. But only the right half *smiles brightly*
Anyway, I've read some of your pieces on SW...Have you been working on anything lately?96
HisMercy: Yes the weather can be intense on one side of the state, and nothing but boring on the other side of the state !!
Don't give mother nature any caffeine, that’s a mess.97
Glad you asked, I enjoy writing tremendously, I’m going to publish a book in a few years....2027 called : Stumbling blocks of no were stories.
As of writing now...not really, I have few ideas that flow through my mind, yet nothing too concrete down on SW...maybe later this week !
What about yourself Fal, got anything up your sleeve on SW ?98
Fal: Ah, so a book of short stories..Interesting. I think I might be resigned to do the same, eventually.
I still refuse to believe that Caffeine is bad in any way, shape, or form. Ah.. Latte love.
Do I have any projects on SW? ..Well, yeah. All of them unfinished and each of them stranger and less likely to reach a mainstream audience than the one before!
But I'm conducting the interview here, sir.
How long have you been on SW?99
HisMercy: Unbelievably just a few months...I believe it was March of this year that I signed up....yet gained many friends, added many comments whispers :cause, you know...reading is good for the nose …and the next thing you know, I consider this my second home !
*leans over and sips my water*
Fal: Yeah, it's a fantastic place, isn't it?
I should truly read more... Anyway..Well, I'm sure there are many people that hope you stay for a long time. And.. why don't you go ahead and get a few of those ideas floating about your head on paper, yeah? 100
I'm sure there's people out there that would be anxious to read them.
Unfortunately, that’s our time! Thanks for coming on, lovely to have you.
We’re takin’ a break, everybody.
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::REMEMBER TO JOIN THE STUPIDLY LATE INSOMNIA SHOW GROUP FOR MORE FUN, CANDY, AND LOVE!!!::103
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What did we learn on the Show tonight, Fal?105
- Well.. We learned that the Incredible Hulk might as well be the man on your sofa.
- We learned that Ed Norton is sexy to everybody..
- We learned that old men shouldn't pass out candy..
- We learned that everything tastes like chicken..
- We learned that JK Rowling should've joined an online community..
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Good night everybody. See you later, and hope you had a great weekend.107
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is it really that good?
