I have no idea what your show is about, but as an aging woman who has gone through many phases of life (and places along the way), I have an extensive background in varied and sundry topics and a plethora of anecdotal stories about Americana and old-people problems.1
I believe that I fit the "sense of humor" co-host department, and I would love to fit the "really cool hairdo" department, but that's up to makeup. Most importantly, I think quickly on my fit (or at my desk), type swiftly and correctly, I'm not close-minded, although I do tend to be stodgy, and I am in no way a flat personality. I also enjoy cheesy talk radio one-liners and laugh tracks. 2
Hope I piqued your interest! 3
-Granny4
P.S. I make the best chocolate-chip-oatmeal-raisin cookies with margarine on the East Coast.5
P.P.S Yes this is a bribe.6
A contest entry
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450 points, ended August 19, 2008, 8 entries
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needs work but,read for content: Funny.Upbeat and a good read.
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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Nice stuff, but...
I have never heard "Pique" used as a verb. So, I'm from the UK, and this is probably American misuse of the language, but I only have English dictionaries at my disposal, and they are fairly unanimous that "pique" equates to a state of sulkiness, bad temper, and sense of aggrievement. Why would you want the contest judge to feel any of those things, apparently with interest. From the context, it seems you don't want that, but could you dip into your extensive American Thessaurus and give me a clue?
beginning: 3, language: 4.
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I love cookies with obscenely long names! How did you know?
A granny co-host would be very interesting to be sure.. my interest is most assuredly piqued..I'm glad you enjoy laugh tracks, because thats where we get all of our giggles.
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he he
cool!
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