Adventures of the Mind, CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER FOUR1

Steph came riding up on Jambalia and everyone looked at her with awe, Greg even kneeled to her as she go off Jambalia's back.2

"Greg waht hte hell are you doing?"  Mandy said, and kicked him in the back, "Get up so we can follow those damn monkeys!"3

"Alirhgt, alirhgt, you don't have to be so pushy," Greg muttered while getting ready to get on Jambalia.4

"What do you think yoru doing?"  Kori asked Greg, pulling him back from the emu.5

"I-" Greg started.6

"Nope! You get to walk."7

"But I walked here!"8

"Yep, only that time you had 5 girls on your back, consider yourself lucky"9

"HONK!" Went Jambalia, and everyone turned to the emu.10

"Whats wrong?" Keely asked, rushing to the animals side.11

"HONK HONK HONK!" Jambalia replied in her ear.12

"OMG!" Keely cried.13

"What is it?" Kori asked Keely, turning away from Greg.14

"Jambalia said that his legs hurt because it took him and Steph a week to find Area 51!"  15

"Mandy, bring over that desk!"16

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They reached Sybria in no time, because even though Jambalia was hurt, he didn't want Greg to suffer, because hes such a nice emu, and he paid for a cab.  But for some reason the cab wasn't big enough to fit everyone and Greg, so Greg was strapped to the roof.18

"Man, its sure nice here in Sybira,"  Greg said while thawing off his feet.19

"Thats just becasue it was snowing in New York, it would be better if we were back home and had never gone on this trip.  Whats Mark gonna think now, that I ditched him?!"  Mandy asked, while trying to reach Mark on her cell phone, even though everyone knew that cell phonecoverage wouldn't work outside the US.20

"OMG Mandy!  Its Mark!" Steph shouted, 21

"Where?" Mandy asked, while looking wildly around.22

"He hid behind that tree way over there."  She said, pointing way out into the distance.23

"OMG MARK I"M COMING!"  Mansy shouted, then ran in the direction of the tree.24

"Steph, you rock major ass," Ash said, then they all turned to Kori.25

Kori was messing with her M16 when they came up behind her, and Dani was about to tap her on the shoulder, but thought better about it.26

"So Kori, what should we do now?" Keely asked, while taking a pair of binoculars from Kori's pile.27

"Well, um, I'm not sure exactly, we just need to find out where they um, are."  Kori smiled weakly and Dani turned to her.28

"You don't know where they are?!"  She screamed, breaking the scope in the M16.29

"Well, um, not exactly, ya see I was kinda forced from the school too quickly, and I kinda left my paper there, and ya know...um...shit..."30

"Great, just great!  We're out in the middle of nowhere, and we don't have a map, you konw what Kori this is all just-"31

"Holy shit!!!"  Keely yelled, while looking through the binoculars.32

"What?"  Steph asked, walking over to where Keely was standing.33

"Greg's humping a bird in the sky!!"34

"What the hell are you talking about?" Dani asked, taking the binoculars from Keely.35

"Thats an owl!" Dani yelled, while rubbing her eyes.36

Greg snatched the binoculars from Dani and looked into them backwards.37

"Since when have I been purple?"  He asked, while everyone turned to look at him.38

"Give me those!!"  Kori yelled, yanking the binoculars from Greg.39

"Holy shit!!! Its a Purple Monkey riding a Purple Owl!!!!" Kori explained, picking up her M16.40

"Since when did I become a monkey?" Greg asked, while Ashley pushed him aside.41

"Well shoot the damn thing, it knows we're here!!!" She yelled in Kori's ear.42

"Give me a damn minute!" Kori yelled back, aiming the gun then pulling the trigger.  Everyone was silent as the gun fired.43

"Holy fuck"  Steph whispered, as they all stared at the sky.44

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"I need to go put some bandaids on my bobo's," Greg said, while walking off the page.  Steph stuck out her foot causing Greg to trip and run into a wall.  They left him on the ground cold as everyone left the chapter.66

Author notes

I DON"T WANT A CRITICAL COMMENT!  I already know that my story rules hehehehe.
HAhaha stupid greg

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  • UncleJoshyLuvsMe
    February 22, 2005
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    Then after that you should come with your m-16 and blast the shit out of his butt buffer then make him cry for hours. you can decide to give him his butt back somehow but i dont know how to get it back to hjim so you pick! lol! love ya

  • UncleJoshyLuvsMe
    February 22, 2005
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    hahaha! i just got a great idea! youshould make greg find one of those floor buffers and make him try to buff his ass with it! then like he buffed it too hard and it buffed off one of his ass cheeks! yay! hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • UncleJoshyLuvsMe
    February 2, 2005
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    Hey I dont do crack just mary jane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha! reallly funny i like the prune part when you are interrigatin the monkey! lol!!!!!!!!!! love you!!!!!!! Love Ash