Just shake your head and ask "what was he thinking"

My name is Art Vandelae....wait thats Georg's made up character from Seinfield....1

My original name is Scum bag...or whatever you want to call me works as well.2

I did have a Bee-hive hair due, but I shaved it all off, and I left a single strand of long hair on my head that I grease and moose backwards to make it nice & shiney.3

I tried calling the studio about the sidekick wanna-be position, but all I got was an answering machine...so I just hung up and said "Thats cold Fal !" so I decided to type this Email/resume.4

Before I go any further some people say that I have an abnormal social disorder...wich is kind of funny cause they dont realize that those other people are actually co-hosts, and the people/friends that they stand next to are actually guests ! I tried explaining this to many people and I just get told like a broken record that I have an abnormal social disorder....they just dont understand !!5

since yesterday I bought from a candy store a really cool non-typical super power !! I want to tell you that my body crashes hard when I eat lots of sugar....but then you would know my non-typical super power.6

but if this job goes to someone else, I would just say "Your right Fal" and take the position of the shoulder parrot instead.7

-Scum bag

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  • xsallysoursocksx
    June 16

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    This, this is taottaly insane, *high fives HM (yes i'm gonna call you that)* stunning, halarious. GOOD LUCKIES!


    • Hismercy
      June 17
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      Very insane !

      Please feel free to call me HM, my profile shows that I have no problem with that abbreviation

      Sally, I had so much fun writing this, I know for allot of people it doesnt make sense, yet just have fun with it is all I can say.

      Im so glad you came by and even made a comment !

      -Hismercy

  • D.H.C.4Life
    June 16

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    lol! This is funny.
    Random much but I like it
    cuz it doesn't makes sense to me.
    Weird huh? i hope you get the job! lol!


    • Hismercy
      June 17
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      Very random


      I have to agree that this it totally random....in order to make sense you have to read the background for the contest and where its leading.....yet in reality I normally don't write like this, but as I was typing, I got so involved that I was actually enjoying writing this !

      Well, I hope I get the job too, thanx !

      -Hismercy


  • descending-angel
    June 14

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    I have no words for this. Wonderful read, but I am still in a state of shock. Shoulder parrot? ZOMG! *dies laughing*
    X.X
    Ice


    • Hismercy
      June 17
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      Dazed & confused (Not the movie)


      Well, hopefully the shoulder parrot position can hold off to someone else who is lighter than myself....cause I know that the end of the show someones going to have a sore shoulder so hopfully the co-host position will be available,

      Thanx for commenting Frost !!

      -Hismercy

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