Bananaphone

Judy began her vacation in Italy one months ago. She would have flown home to Colorado after the first two weeks, but her father mistakenly took an Italian teenager home who had her tonsils taken out, so she couldn't tell the gentleman that she was not his daughter. So since then, Judy has been very busy.1

It all started when Judy dropped her cell phone on the cement in a vacant parking lot after her dad had abandoned her. All she could salvage out of it was the SIM card, so she slipped it in her purse and set out for the busy streets of Tuscanni, Italy.2

Since she walked all day, Judy got really tired, so she collapsed into a booth at a restaurant that happened to have a banana on the table. Out of pure frustration, Judy jammed the SIM card into the banana. Much to her surprise, it began to ring. She held it to her ear, and her father's voice came out of it. 3

"Daddy!" she squealed. "I'm still in Tuscanni!"4

Her father told her that he would get off at the next stop and fly back to Italy. Meanwhile, a famous photographer strutted into the restaurant and gasped when he saw how the banana complimented Judy's skintone. He took a shot of her and by the next week, it was in People magazine with a caption of "Judy McDonald talking on her "Bananaphone"." Once her father finally found her, Judy was being offered money from Vonage, Centurytel, and T Mobile for the use of her invention. Judy went back to America with quite a college fund, and a career in modeling. Ever since the incident in Italy, she has been taking plenty of famous shoots all of which she had a banana to her ear!