Adventures of the Mind, CHAPTER 3

They reached Area 51 in about a week, even thought it was 5 miles away becasue Greg wasn't strong enough to carry them that far that long, and they didn't want to walk so they had to wait until he was rested again.1

"Finally we're here, little thanks to Greg!" Mandy shouted, while sitting on the desk they had tooken off Greg.2

"Hey its not all my fault, you guys are really heavy," Greg replied, which was dumb of him, becasue in seconds he had 5 girls beating the shit out of him for calling them fat.3

"Ok Kori, we're here, now what?" Dani asked, looking at all of the sand around them in disgust (Area 51 was located in a desert, a desert that happened to be 5 miles away from them where at home it was snowing, but that doesnt' matter its my damn story)4

"We go save them of course," Kori replied, putting on a pair of huge spy glasses on.5

"Damn, they've got a crack in them, better use the other pair."  Kori pulls out a beautiful pair of designer glasses and put them on, making her look like a star.  Everyone stares at her then agree under their breath that Kori has a deep problem somewhere deep inside.6

They rush into the building, suddenly realizing they don't have any weapons at all, and are surrounded instantly by armed guards.  Kori whips out her pen and is about to charge them down when Keely grabs her arms and tells her if she doesn't stop it shes going to have herself killed.  They stand there staring at the guards, and seconds later they are ushered in a jail cell.  One guard watches over them, cat and sausage in hand, and Mandy starts to cry in the corner.  7

"Don't worry, don't worry Kori will think of something, we'll get out of hear alive,"  Dani says reasuringly, but Mandy cries even harder and starts saying, "But I was gonna go play cards with Mark!  Now it will have to be post-poned!"  She sobs harder and Dani inches away from her and walks over to me.8

"So, Kori, got any brilliant plans yet?" Dani asks hopefully.  Kori starts laughing and can't stop herself as she bursts into tears.9

"Watch Greg Dani its hillarious!"10

They look at Greg who still believes that he's carrying them to Area 51, chatting nonstop with the guard.11

"And I have 5 of them on my back do you know how heavy they are?  A whole 5 of them I can barely walk I'm suprised I havn't fallen over yet its so hard to carry them and I"m so hungrey do you have anything I could eat?  well actually I'm more hungrey then thirsty and I just have this horrble headache do you have any tylonal? actually taht stuff makes me sick what about advil? I need something before my back starts killing me and I don't know about you but that damn emu better run far because-"12

"Holy Shit!" Ashley yelled, suddenly paying attention to Greg.  The guard fell to a thud on the floor and they all looked at Greg in suprise.13

"Greg, you bored him to death!  How the hell did you do that?" Mandy asks.14

"Where am I?" Greg asks, then they run out of the jail and find the Purple Monkeys on the third floor, hidden behind a curtian.15

Kori unlocks the door, shouting "Be free you beautiful creatures!"16

Then they all stampead on her head out the window.  Sirens go off, and everyone runs to the window.  17

"Help us get out too!" Keely says, while Dani waves hyseterically out the window afraid she won' tbe able to see Justin today.  18

Yet all the Purple Monkeys do is laugh and run off, causing Kori to cry and every to sit down annoyed.  The guards find them again, and they end up back in the jail.  After hours of being beaten with cats and sausages, they are finally left out becasuse there is nothing wrong with them besides the fact Greg is slower then everyone.  They step outside, and Kori bends down by the trial of monkey footprints in the distance.  19

"Damn monkeys, now its time for revenge."  Kori pulls out an M16 and everyone stares at her, bewildered.20

"Where did you get that thing?  Why didn't you have it back there?! I mgiht not have missed playing cards with Mark!" Mandy shouts and starts to pout in the corner.21

"I took it off a guard, did'nt anyone else?"22

Everyone shakes their heads and Kori shakes her head in disguist.23

"Well did anyone read Konfu War Tatics, By Hynudus Mackdinhys?"24

Everyone watched her in silence and she sighed.25

"No one has been trained in combat?"26

Everyone looked at the ground this time, and Kori shrugged and said,"Well, remember when we played dodgeball in gym last week, its like that, in a violent, deadly way.27

"Oh"28

"Yea"29

"I get what ya mean."30

Everyone chipped in on the reply, and Kori pulled out her map.31

"So Kori, where are the Purple Monkeys at?"  Keely asked, coming up to look over Koris shoulder.32

"O they're over in Sybira, shouldn't take us too long to get there, just saddle Greg up."33

Greg was paying attention to this and started groaning and said there was no way he was going to take us to Sybira.34

"Well you better damn well take us or we'll kick your ass again." Kori shouted at him.35

"I am not taking you anywhere."36

"Yes you are, go get your damn saddle on."37

"I won't."38

"Damnit yes you will," And Kori stomped hard on his foot.39

"Emu!" Greg shouted, falling to the ground in agony.  A flash went off as Ashely took another picture.40

"Will you shut the fuck up Greg?"  Keely asked, annoyed, when Dani suddenly shouted,  "Holy Shit there is an emu!"41

"What?" Kori said, taking out a pair of binoculars.42

Riding towards them in the sunset, was Steph with Jambalia.43

"We're saved!!!!!"44

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# Everyone turned to Greg as he farted, and excused himself to the port-a-potty.  Seconds later everyone ran over and tilted the port-a-potty with Greg in it, and started laughing hysterically.  Greg wasn't able to shower becasue the lights went off and has to wait to shower until the next Chapter.68