Kori runs up and helps Greg to his feet, and he wipes his eyes going on about how the NA+ in the dust is making his eyes water due to lack of water molcues reaching the eyes because they are being dried up.2
"Shut the fuck up Greg," Keely says, and Kori breaks them up by starting on a monolouge about the Purple Monkeys. (A Monolouge is a huge and usually boring speech given by one character that usually annoys the listeners but in this case it influence's them to help Kori in the fight to save the Purple Monkeys. And since I told you all of that we'll just skip that whole part.3
"So will you help me?" Kori asks everyone with a pitiful face.4
"You've influenced me," Danielle and Greg say in unison.5
"I will help you!" Steph, Keely, and Greg say all at once.6
"Why not, we'll get out of Biology!" Mandy, Ashley, and Greg say at almost the same time, just miliseconds off, so it sounds like an echo.7
"Greg will you stop copying all of us you retard." Ashley says while throwing her gum at the back of Laurens head as she walks by, her fatness causing all of them to move to the side of the hallway with fright.8
"Yea Greg, stop being such a freak!" Keely yells, while stomping on Gregs foot.9
"Emu!" Greg screams, hoping off to the side into a classroom in pain.10
"What the fuck-" Ashley starts, but Kori cuts her off shouting, "Jambalia!!"11
"O Jambalia, I've missed you so much, thanks for coming so quickly I knew you would help me! I still have your picutre of you on the Tower of Terror, its on my desk!" Kori continued, hugging him around the neck.12
"Fuck this shit not this again, no way," Stephanie says in rage. Actually she is so much in rage she takes out a gun and shoots Jambalia in the foot causing him to run away. Kori runs after him with tears in her eyes then turns to Steph.13
"What the hell were you thinking??? Why did you shoot him!" Kori says while walking towards Steph, "You cant come with us Steph, go to class."14
Kori breaks into an allout sob as Steph leaves in a sulk off too class. Dani starts to comfort Kori and as her crys stop they hear someone else cry behind an invisible bush.15
Mandy runs over to the bush and kicks Devin in the balls.16
"What did ya do that for!?" Devin asks while rolling around amusingly on the ground.17
"Only wussy's cry you dumbass," Mandy says while walking away from him.18
"Koris crying too!" He yells, still in deep pain.19
"Kori's crying becasue she can't get to Area 51 to save her friend because Steph had to shoot Jambalia in the foot! So just shut the fuck off Devin."20
Devin managed to pick up his invisible bush and walks away into the gym.21
Greg limps back out into the hallway and the newly six of them watch the sunset in the background. 22
"How are we going to get to Area 51?" Keely asked, still staring hypnotized at the sunset.23
They all think about it for a moment, then Kori comes up with a great idea. Five minutes later they attach a desk to Gregs back and ride off into the sunset, with all of the 5 girls on his back. Actually, it looked like 4 girls were on his back because of Kori's kick ass camoflauge, but if you asked Greg I"m sure there really were 5 girls on his back. And off they rode, to either certian doom, or certian...certian....damnit...certian...doom, I think.24
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^Ha! You thought I was going to have Greg say something retarded didn't you! But I couldn't! Because Greg was being riden off into the sunset with 5 girls on top of him! And its hard to talk with 5 girls on top of you, as some of you might know
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but this is just as good if not better!
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