I’m a stupid girl (Barbie)

[Barbie]
I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m going mad
That’s why I’m glad1

I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
I’m on vacations
Before my brain’s operation2

I’m a jerk
Work as clerk
It’s my death day3

Died in a pit
You’ll have fit
I’m a zombie4

[Ken] 5

You’re a jerk
My bad luck
You haunt me everywhere6

Hit you there
Punch you there
Getting cranky7

[Barbie]8

You can run
You can hide
If you say
You hate me so!9

Hey!10

I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m going mad
That’s why I’m glad11

I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
I’m on vacations
Before my brain’s operation12

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!13

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!14

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!15

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!16

[Barbie]17

Whether you care
I’ll be there
Wherever you sneeze!18

I won’t talk
But I’ll talk
I’m stupid!19

[Ken] 20

You’re a troll!
May you fall!
Won’t be anything great!21

Hate you so!
Please just go!
Tell you frankly!22

[Barbie]23

You can run
You can hide
If you say
You hate me so!24

Hey!25

I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m pure mad
That’s why I’m glad26

I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
No more vacations
It’s time for my operation27

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!28

[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!29

[Ken] Go on barbie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!30

[Ken] Go on barbie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!31

Ken comes in his car to take Barbie for her already mad brain’s operation. Barbie tries to jump in but Ken pushes her over. Barbie falls out of car.32

[Ken] First, Barbie, take a bath!
[Barbie] Oh, I hate you, Ken!33

Author notes

I HATE Barbie. And my sister LOVES Barbie. Today's her birthday. This is for her. MUAHAHA. I am bad.

So, what do you think? Criticism allowed. We learn from our mistakes

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  • Lady Selena
    June 16, 2008
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    I think its supposed to make fun of barbie girl.


  • Rosemary silver member
    June 13, 2008
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    Oh poor Barbie

    Your poem reminds me of that song Barbie Girl. You better watch out Barbie might come to get you one night like in that movie Life Size. lol