[Barbie]
I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m going mad
That’s why I’m glad1
I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
I’m on vacations
Before my brain’s operation2
I’m a jerk
Work as clerk
It’s my death day3
Died in a pit
You’ll have fit
I’m a zombie4
[Ken] 5
You’re a jerk
My bad luck
You haunt me everywhere6
Hit you there
Punch you there
Getting cranky7
[Barbie]8
You can run
You can hide
If you say
You hate me so!9
Hey!10
I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m going mad
That’s why I’m glad11
I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
I’m on vacations
Before my brain’s operation12
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!13
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!14
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!15
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!16
[Barbie]17
Whether you care
I’ll be there
Wherever you sneeze!18
I won’t talk
But I’ll talk
I’m stupid!19
[Ken] 20
You’re a troll!
May you fall!
Won’t be anything great!21
Hate you so!
Please just go!
Tell you frankly!22
[Barbie]23
You can run
You can hide
If you say
You hate me so!24
Hey!25
I’m a stupid girl
In an idiot world
I think I’m pure mad
That’s why I’m glad26
I barely take a bath
I stink like a rat
No more vacations
It’s time for my operation27
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!28
[Ken] Go on harpie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!29
[Ken] Go on barbie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] Na, Na, Na-a-a!30
[Ken] Go on barbie, Take a bathie
[Barbie] No-o-o! No-o-o!31
Ken comes in his car to take Barbie for her already mad brain’s operation. Barbie tries to jump in but Ken pushes her over. Barbie falls out of car.32
[Ken] First, Barbie, take a bath!
[Barbie] Oh, I hate you, Ken!33
Author notes
I HATE Barbie. And my sister LOVES Barbie. Today's her birthday. This is for her. MUAHAHA. I am bad.
So, what do you think? Criticism allowed. We learn from our mistakes
Comments
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I think its supposed to make fun of barbie girl.
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Oh poor Barbie
Your poem reminds me of that song Barbie Girl. You better watch out Barbie might come to get you one night like in that movie Life Size. lol


