Bully: Are you ready to give me your lunch money?1
Kid: No.2
Bully: (scrunching his fists and roaring) WHAT!3
Kid: Yes, yes! I said yes.4
Bully: I thought so.5
Kid: You know what, I am tired of you picking on me.6
Bully: WHAT?!7
Kid: Nothing, nothing. I said nothing.8
Bully: YES YOU DID!!9
Kid: No I didn't!10
Bully: I'm not the cookie monster. You said something.11
Kid: Just take the lunch money.12
Bully: NO! NO! NO!13
Kid: Then why did you ask for it?14
Bully: (watch beeps) I gotta go give the other kids their daily vitamin ME, but first...15
Kid: Please nooo don't stuff me in a locker pleassssseee!!16
2hrs later17
Kid: (muffled from inside a dark, damp, deserted locker) Help!18
The End... Will Kid ever be rescued?
Author notes
This is a really random story that a friend of mine wrote, an anonymous friend who doesn't want their name on it. So, what do you think? What do you have to say?
What do you honestly think?
Comments
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Hey! This is really funny. It's written in a lighthearted mode that I, of course, just love! (cause I like to smile, not to mention, laugh) Anyway, it is written well, even though you didn't write it. But, you can tell your friend that it's great! You know what, now I'm really curious as to who wrote it. . . but that's just me. I get curious easily. . . sometimes.
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lol, yeah I thought it was great, too, hence the reason I posted it. I would give you their name, but my friend wished to remain anonymous. There are a few more of these stories, which in my opinion are much funnier. Thanks for the comment.
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