Me, my Soul, and my Heart (a Hiei story) Chapter 8

---At the Mansion---1

Botan~ Oh, hello. How was school?2

Siji~ Fine.3

Botan~ What do you have to say, boys?4

Yusuke~ As I always say, I hate school.5

Kuwabara~ I have to agree, but man! Her school is huge!6

Kurama~ It was alright.7

Hiei~ Hn.8

Siji~ Hey, Botan.9

Botan~ Yeah?10

Siji~ Where’s lunch?11

Botan~ I thought you ate lunch over at the school.12

Yusuke~ We thought so too.13

Kurama~ But on her schedule, she gets to leave early. Which makes her 8 period class is lunch.14

Botan~ Oh. But I didn’t cook anything, I didn’t even have breakfast.15

Yusuke & Kuwabara~ Me too!16

Hiei~ We all didn’t have breakfast, ok?17

Siji~ Hey, lets go over to my house.18

Yusuke~ Your house?19

Kuwabara~ I don’t know. You pretty much scare me, Siji.20

Siji~ Don’t worry. We all are going to see if they are having lunch now. If they are, we are going to join them.21

Yusuke~ That’s a good idea.22

Kuwabara~ Yeah!23

Siji~ Oh, Botan, if you want to eat, come with me. And bring Yukina and Keiko too.24

Botan~ Ok!25

So everyone went to your house. It was going to be a long walk from here to your house so Botan called out a portal. Everyone jumped in and they were already at your house. The guys remembered how rude you and your family was, but you guys were eating lunch at that time. You walked up to the door and knocked a couple of times. You heard foot-steps coming to the door then they stopped and turned around. This got you mad so you knocked on the door harder.26

Siji~ Open the damn door, you morons. I know you’re in there.27

Yusuke~ *whispering to Kuwabara* Do you think they don’t want her back?28

Kuwabara~ I’d say, who wants a scary kid around the house that practically runs it.29

Siji~ Rattles! Open the damn door! I’m warning you, if you don’t open this door in 5 seconds, you’re dead!30

Rattles~ But you always say that!31

Siji~ And how many times have I almost succeed in the attempts?32

Rattles~ Um.33

Siji~ How many?34

Rattles~ 30 times.35

Siji~ So, don’t think that today will be any different. Maybe today is going to be your end if you don’t open the damn door.36

Rattles~ Um, sorry. No can’t-Ow!37

Tsume~ Open the damn door for your sister.38

Rattles~ Ok. Ok, I’ll open it. Sheesh.39

Then the door finally opened. There stood a tall guy with spiky-like black hair, wearing a red and black Devi lock shirt, blue jeans, and now a bump on his head. This one is pretty much Rattles, your older brother.40

Rattles~ Welcome back!41

Siji~ Don’t play that shit with me.42

Rattles~ I guess you’re right. Hey, why is that you always come home on time for lunch?43

Siji~ I don’t know, is it because I scheduled the time myself.44

Rattles~ That’s right.45

Yusuke~ She doesn’t think they are about to have lunch, she knows .46

Rattles~ Hey, aren’t those the punks trying to take dad away as a suspect?47

Siji~ No. They are my friends.48

Rattles~ Oh. Well, come in. I think we have enough food for everyone.49

So you all entered the house. Everyone at the table waved at you but then your sisters came up and hugged you. You felt like you were about to die because they all were wearing perfume and together, it was a whole new smell which you didn’t like.50

Rose~ It has been, what? 3 days since you were last here and I so did missed you.51

Pearl~ Yeah. 3 days sure is long. I thought it was a month already.52

Petals~ *notices Hiei very close to you* Hey! Is he your boyfriend now, Siji?!53

Ruby~ Who? The shrimp?54

Petals~ Yeah! Aw! They look so cute together!55

Scales~ That’s because Siji is wearing her school uniform.56

Girls~ Yeah, you’re right!57

Coil~ And who do we have here?*talking about Botan and the other girls*58

Siji~ Oh, them? They are also my friends.59

Botan~ I’m Botan.60

Coil~ Hello.61

Keiko~ I’m Keiko.62

Yukina~ And I’m Yukina.63

Rattles~ Oh, hello there cutie.64

Yukina~ Um, hello.65

Venom~ Rattles. Stop flirting with the guest.66

Rattles~ Yeah. Yeah, whatever.67

So everyone sat down and began eating lunch. While you were eating, your sisters started bothering you again, about Hiei.68

Rose~ Well, is he?69

Siji~ What?70

Pearl~ You know…71

Petals~ Hiei.72

Siji~ What about him?73

Ruby~ *sign* Is he your boyfriend or not?74

Siji~ *glares*75

Petals~ If he isn’t, can I have him?76

Siji~ No.77

Pearl~ “No” as in, not your boyfriend or “no” as in Petals can’t have him?78

Siji~ *glanced then continued eating*79

Rose~ Sorry Petals, you can’t have him.80

Petals~ Aww man.81

Tsume~ What the hell are you girls mumbling about?82

Pearl~ Nothing.83

Rose~ Yeah, nothing.84

Rattles~*talking to Hiei* Hey, what do you think?85

Hiei~ What?86

Rattles~ What do you think of my sis?87

Hiei~ Siji? What about her?88

Rattles~ Do you like her man? 89

Skulls~ As a girlfriend?90

Hiei~ Do you see, I’m eating?91

Rattles~ Oh, I see. How is she?92

Hiei~ She is right there.93

Skulls~ Nah man, how is she?94

Hiei~ I don’t understand.95

Rattles~ *moving a little closer and whisper* You know, how is she in bed?96

Hiei~ *misted the water* What?97

Tsume~ What are you two sick bastards talking about?98

Skulls~ Nothing man.99

Rattles~ Yeah, we’re cool.100

Tsume~ Better not be talking about anything disgusting, Rattles. ‘Cause, since Siji’s here, I can whoop your ass right now.101

Skulls~ Chill ‘lax, Tsume. Everything is good.102

Siji~ Better hope so.103

Rattles~ We’re good Siji, we’re good.*going back to the conversation* So?104

Hiei~ I’m not answering that.105

Skulls~ So, you do get a little freaky in bed, huh?106

Hiei~ I’m not answering any more of these questions.107

Rattles~ Ok, we understand. This is personal info about you and Siji.108

Skulls~ Yeah. Sorry about us trying to get involve in your sex life.109

Hiei~ Sex life?! What the hell is wrong with you!?110

Everyone at the table stopped eating and stared at Rattles and Skulls. Hiei then realize that he had said that out loud. Now your father is looking at you, you felt uncomfortable at the table now and slowly hid under the table. The next thing you know, Tsume gets up and starts to beat the living hell out of Rattles. While everyone is watching the fight, you went up stairs to your room. Hiei saw you going up the stairs and followed you.111

Hiei~ Hey, I’m sorry about that. Your brother was bothering me and got me mad.112

Siji~ Next time, if he is bothering you, tell me.113

Hiei~ Ok, but I just want to know that you understand that what I said I didn’t mean it like that.114

Siji~ I understand, Rattles is just a pervert and wants to know anything possible that deals with something perverted.115

Hiei~ *sign*116

Siji~ Whats wrong?117

Hiei~ Nothing. I just thought you’ll never forgive me.118

Siji~ Why wouldn’t I forgive you?119

Hiei~ I don’t know.120

There was a long silence in your room until you spoke.121

Siji~ What the hell is “sex”?122

Hiei~ W-what?123

Siji~ You said out loud, “sex life” earlier at the table. What is that?124

Hiei~ Your dad didn’t talk about this to you?125

Siji~ Nope.126

Hiei~ Um, I don’t know how to explain it. 127

Siji~ Its ok. Just try anyway you can explain it or you don’t have to tell me at all.128

Hiei~ Well, its pretty much when 2 people, a male and a female, are truly in love with one another. And when the time is right or when they are ready, they do this thing called sex.129

Siji~ Uh huh?130

Hiei~ Oh forget it. I’m no good at explaining. Just forget everything I have just said, for I don’t want you to get in trouble since your father is treating you like a child and not telling you things that the school should tell you.131

Siji~ The school?132

Hiei~ Don’t you have a class that’s call “sex ed”?133

Siji~ “Sex ed”? I think so but since I was suspended for a month, I missed a lot of the class.134

Hiei~ What did they teach you before you got suspended?135

Siji~ Period.136

Hiei~ What?137

Siji~ Girls having their period.138

Hiei~ Oh…and that’s it?139

Siji~ Yes.140

Hiei~ And today?141

Siji~ I got kicked out.142

Hiei~ Why?143

Siji~ The teacher gave me a picture of a male reproductive system aka penis and I freaked out about it so they kicked me out.144

Hiei~ *sweatdrop* Oh.145

Then you looked down in embarrassed. Hiei just shook his head but told you it was ok. You relaxed but then found yourself looking at Hiei’s pants. You quickly turned around and laid on your bed face first.146

Hiei~ Hn. Whats wrong?147

Siji~…148

Hiei~ *sat next to you* Whats wrong?149

Siji~ Nothing.150

Hiei~ Ok, I’m going down stairs. We’re about to leave anyway.151

Siji~ I’ll be right out, I just want to talk to my dad since it is going to be a long 2 weeks I’m not able to see him again.152

Hiei~ Alright. We’ll wait for you outside.153

So Hiei left your room and went outside with the others. 5 minutes passed; you was not out yet until you flung the door open and started running. The guys had no clue what happened but decided to run after you.154

Yusuke~ Whats going on? Why are we running?155

Siji~ What do you want to hear, the good news or the bad news?156

Kuwabara~ I think its best we go with the bad news.157

Kurama~ Yes indeed.158

Siji~ Well, bad news is, my father is mad and is going to kill me.159

Botan~ And what is the good news?160

Siji~ The good news, well, if you keep on running towards the mansion, you might just survive or matter of fact live .161

Yusuke~ Botan! Take the girls and go to the mansion. We’ll handle this.162

Botan~ Right!163

Botan then took out her oar, grabbed Keiko and Yukina and flew off to the mansion. While the guys still ask you what you did to get your father mad.164

Siji~ Well, lets just say-165

Hiei~ Please don’t tell me you complained to your father for not telling you.166

Siji~ Yep, I did.167

Hiei~ You baka ona! Your father isn’t just going to kill you but me as well!168

Siji~ You’re afraid of my father?169

Hiei~ No. Its just a figure of speech.170

Siji~ Riiiight.171

Kuwabara~ What are you talking about?172

Yusuke~ Yeah! And I want to know why were you in Siji’s room!173

Hiei~ Her father never told her anything about…You say it, Siji.174

Siji~ Hell no!175

Kurama~ I’ll say it if you don’t mind.176

Siji~ *whispered to Kurama’s ear* S.E.X.177

Kurama~ Oh.178

Yusuke~ Well?179

Kuwabara~ Is it a good time to rest now? I am trying to hear and run at the same time but its not working.180

Siji~ We can rest for now. For we have 50 miles left to make it to Koenma’s house.181

Kuwabara~ 50 miles!?182

Yusuke~ And how many did we ran?183

Siji~ Running for our lives, angry father pissed off at his daughter, I’ll say…5 miles.184

Kuwabara~ Geez lueez, that’s far!185

Yusuke~ So, what didn’t your father tell you or what did you and Hiei talk about?186

Kurama~ Well…187

Kurama explained for you and the guys just looked at you a little surprised. They started to understand why and then continued their walk to the mansion. When everyone finally made it to the house, the girls greeted you all and gave you water.188

Yusuke~ Thank you, Keiko.189

Yukina~ So, is everything fine with your father, Siji?190

Siji~ Um, maybe.191

Keiko~ You didn’t even talk to him, didn’t you?192

Siji~ Yeah.193

Botan~ You guys must be exhausted.194

Kuwabara~ Yeah, I’m out of juice!195

Siji~ Well, I’m going to take a shower. You guys do whatever you want.196

Keiko~ We are going to play charades, so don’t take too long.197

Siji~ Whatever.198

So you went to your room and took a shower. When you were finished, you got dressed. You put on a lime green blouse, a pair of jeans, a green bandana, and socks since you are going to be staying in the house. You went down stairs and joined everyone in the game of charades.199

Yusuke~ So, you’re gonna play, huh?200

Siji~ Hey, I’m good at this game.201

Keiko~ Well, come in. We are doing boys versus girls.202

Siji~ Ok.203

Kuwabara~ We go first!204

Botan~ You’re gonna lose.205

Yusuke~ We’ll see about that.206

So Keiko went up first. She told the girls what she was going to do and began to do it. She was doing a song called beat it.207

Siji~ And no cheating, Hiei.208

Hiei~ Hn.209

Kuwabara~ Um, punch!210

Yusuke~ No! Its hit!211

Kurama~ I don’t think its that.212

Botan~ Time is running out.213

Yusuke~ Hiei! Can you at least take a guess?!214

Hiei~ I don’t know this game.215

Kuwabara & Yusuke~ *anime fall* And you never told us!216

Botan~ Times up! You lose!217

Kuwabara~ Aw man! We could of won if Hiei could use his technique!218

Botan~ Then that would have been cheating!219

Keiko~ Now, its our turn!220

Yusuke~ We’re gonna make it hard for you, so you’ll never figure it out!221

Botan~ We’ll see!222

So the guys took time with theirs on what they were going to do. They then decided to do a movie Keiko, and the other girls wouldn’t be watching. Which was a racing movie, 2 Fast, 2 Furious. 223

Botan~ Um, 2!224

Keiko~ Um, I don’t know! All I can get is 2!225

Yukina~ Um, move? Turn?226

Siji~ *sign* Its “2 Fast, 2 Furious”.227

Kuwabara~ Yeah! Wait! 228

Yusuke~ How did you know?!229

Siji~ What? Its not like every girl watches race movies? Its pretty awesome, if you want to know.230

Kurama~ I think it is going to be a challenge since they got Siji.231

Hiei~ Yes. She watches a lot of movies, especially something guys would be watching.232

Kuwabara~ This is going to be hard.233

So the game continued and eventually the girls won.