Siji~ Why are you smiling at me like that?2
Yusuke~ Oh nothing.3
Siji~ *glares*4
Kuwabara~ Heh! Heh! So, don’t like playing truth or dare?5
Siji~….Yeah.6
Everyone~ *silent*7
Siji~ What the hell is “truth or dare”?8
Everyone~ *anime fall*9
Yusuke~ You got to be kidding!10
Kuwabara~ You don’t know the game of truth or dare?!11
Siji~ Is that bad?12
Hiei~ No…Its plain pathetic.13
Siji~ So, you decided to play huh?14
Hiei~ Anything to get back at you for embarrassing me.15
Siji~ Ok, lets play.16
Yusuke~ You don’t even know how to play!17
Siji~ I’m a fast learner, I’ll just watch you play and I’ll know what to do.18
Yusuke~ Ok.19
Botan~ I’ll go first! Truth or dare, Kurama?20
Kurama~ Truth.21
Botan~ Ok, um, is it true that some people mistaken you to be a girl?22
Kurama~ Um, yeah.*embarrassed*23
Yusuke~ Now its Kurama turn. Ok?24
Siji~ I’m watching.25
Kurama~ Ok then, truth or dare, Kuwabara?26
Kuwabara~ I’ll show you a real man in this game! I choose dare!27
Kurama~ Ok, I dare you to give nice compliments to Siji for now on.28
Kuwabara~ What kind of dare is that?!29
Botan~ Well, for starters…You’re very mean to Siji and that you call her names.30
Kuwabara~ Whatever! Ok, I go now. Truth or dare, Hiei?31
Hiei~ Truth.32
Kuwabara~ Is it true that you want to make love to Siji?33
Yusuke~ *snickering* Good one Kuwabara.34
Hiei~ *glares at Kuwabara then at you*35
Siji~ Feh.36
Hiei~ No.37
Kurama~ Ok, its your turn, Hiei.38
Hiei~ Ok, truth or dare, Siji?39
Siji~ Dare.40
Yusuke~ You know you are now going to die, right?41
Siji~ What are you talking about?42
Kuwabara~ He just threatened you before the game even started that he’ll get back at you for what you did to him.43
Siji~ So?44
Yusuke & Kuwabara~ *anime fall* HIEI IS GOING TO GET REVENGE FOR EMBARRASSING HIM EARLIER!!45
Siji~ So.46
Hiei~ May I say?47
Siji~ Whatever.48
Hiei~ Ok, I dare you to wear bright clothes for 2 weeks. And I mean…Girly clothes.49
Siji~ G-girly c-clothes?50
Hiei~ For 2 weeks.51
Siji~ Oh please someone just shoot me.52
Kuwabara~ I wish I could but Urameshi is the only one with the spirit gun.53
Siji~ *glares at Kuwabara*54
Hiei~ Starting now.55
Siji~ I don’t have any of “those” clothes.56
Hiei~ Botan will help you.57
Botan~ Yay! Now trust me, you gonna love the new you!58
Siji~ I would die first then trust you.59
Guys~ *laughing*60
Kurama~ Ok Siji, its your turn.61
Siji~ Truth or dare, Yusuke?62
Yusuke~ Um, dare. I mean truth!63
Siji~ I heard dare…ok…lets see.64
Yusuke~ *mind* I hope it isn’t anything to get me killed or worst.65
Siji~ Ok, I dare you to call off my dare.66
Yusuke~ What?!67
Kuwabara~ Hey! You can’t dare someone to stop your dare! That’s not fair!68
Kurama~ She did dare him that and remember she doesn’t know the game that well.69
Botan~ That’s right! You cant do that, its against the rules.70
Siji~ Damn you, you bakas.71
Hiei~ Go on. Time for you to wear them.72
Siji~ I swear…I’ll kill you first.73
Hiei~ I’ll wait ‘til that day comes.
74Botan~ Come with me, Siji!75
You then followed Botan to her room. The moment you entered in, you passed out. Botan was so scared that she literally called for help. The guys ran up stairs and to their amusement, you are there lying on the ground with bubbles coming out of your mouth. Hiei figured that you passed out from the brightness in Botan’s room…PINK AND A BRIGHT BLUE!! So Hiei just blind-folded you so you won’t see the colors in the room. Botan then told them to leave and they did. Botan picked the clothes that she thought it would be cute for you but wants you to see it, so she took the clothes to your room with you following behind. As you went to your room, you removed the blind-fold and saw all the bright clothes that any girly-girl would wear. But you felt defeated so you tried on a couple of clothes until you found which one would be “best” for you. You were wearing a pink shirt with purple bubbles on it that shows off your entire tummy(sorry childish -.-
, a purple mini skirt with high knee stockings, a butterfly belt that just hangs over the skirt, pink and white bracelets on both wrist, a red kitty collar, and a pair buckle white shoes. You looked at yourself in the mirror and thought, “this is embarrassing”, but then you thought of another of your “tease Hiei” plan. Before you went down stairs, Botan put some weird smell on you(its perfume if you want to know). It smelled like something sweet like candy but not really. Botan then walked out of your room of course without giggling first. You signed and walked out your room, as you started to walk down the stairs again eyes were on you. You heard snickering then a whistle from one of the guys. You got mad but kept your cool and sat down next to Kurama but it was hard first because you never wore a mini skirt before until Kurama showed you how. That’s when Yusuke spoke.76Yusuke~ Hey, do I know you somewhere.*smile*77
Siji~ *mad* Yusuke…78
Yusuke~ Heh heh. Ok, truth or dare Siji?79
Siji~ Dare.80
Yusuke~ Ok! *smile* I dare you to sit on Hiei’s lap for the rest of the game.81
Siji~ Yusuke, I’m wearing a freaking mini skirt.82
Yusuke~ Exactly!83
Siji~ You hentai…84
Kuwabara~ Come on, Siji! It’s a dare after all!85
Siji~ *sign* Whatever.86
So you sat down in Hiei’s lap but without leaving him with a warning first. You grabbed a small portion of Hiei’s cape and put it on your lap so none of the other boys won’t have a sneak peek of what lies under the mini skirt.87
Siji~ Botan, go.88
Botan~ Oh, ok. Truth or dare, Hiei?89
Hiei~ Dare.90
Siji~ *talking to him by mind* Bad chose.91
Hiei~ *responded back through mind* What?92
Siji~ Never take a dare from a girly-girl, for its bad news.93
Hiei~ Is that so?94
Siji~ I know so.95
Botan~ Ok, I dare you, Hiei, to give Siji a kiss every hour for a week.96
Hiei~ Ok.97
Botan~ In 4 different places.98
Hiei~ Hm?99
Boys~ *snickering*100
Hiei~ *glares at them all*101
Siji~ Where?102
Hiei~ S-Siji?103
Siji~ Lets get it over with so I can go to bed.104
Botan~ Ok, Hiei has to kiss you on the fore-head, the cheek, the neck, and the lips!105
Siji~ Botan.106
Botan~ Yes.107
Siji~ Can I kill you now?108
Botan~ *gulp*109
Hiei~ Now?110
Siji~ Huh?111
Botan~ Y-yeah.112
Hiei~ Hn.113
Siji~ What are you talking about now?114
Hiei~ Just shut up and stay still.115
Siji~ Huh?116
Hiei then lightly kisses your neck then your fore-head then your cheek and lastly your lips. He stayed on your lips the longest and this felt a little weird to you and I mean a lot. Hiei then broke the kiss, blushing his ass off; you were almost the same anyway. You then got up from Hiei’s lap but before you left, Kuwabara dared you to sleep in Hiei’s bed for a week as well. You glared at him then beat the crap out of him.117
Siji~ Why the hell are you all trying to set me and Hiei up like that?118
Yusuke~ Like what?119
Siji~ Stop the nonsense and tell me why.120
Kurama~ We don’t understand what you are talking about.121
Siji~ Rrrr.122
Kuwabara~ But you have to do my dare as well, for I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!123
Siji~ Triple dog what?124
Yusuke~ It’s a type a dare you can’t back down from. 125
Kuwabara~ For you have to do what the person says or you are a wuss.126
Siji~ Probably you said that dare cuz you know you can’t get any.127
Kuwabara~ Why you!128
So you ran up stairs to your room but before you did you glared everyone in the room. As soon you went to your room, you changed into your sleep wear. Which was a light blue T- shirt that went over the knees and a pair of mini shorts. Just as you were about to go to bed, there was a knock on your door. It was Kurama, he told you that you had to do the dare today. You glared at him then signed and walked weakly to Hiei’s room.129
Hiei~ I guess they dared you to do it today.130
Siji~ Yeah. Just don’t get any ideas.131
Hiei~ What?132
Siji~ You know what I am talking about.133
Hiei~ You think I’m the type of person that would do that to you? I don’t even like you.134
Siji~ Uh huh? Well, good-night.135
Hiei~ Hn.136
So you went to sleep and Hiei later join you but you stayed sleeping on top of the sheets and Hiei slept under them. You started to have the same dream again but different. In the dream, you were about your actual age and the surroundings were different as well. You then heard your father’s voice call out your name. The moment you turned around to find him, a sword has struck you in the chest and that’s when you woke up, so shoken up that it woke Hiei up as well.137
Hiei~ What happen?138
Siji~ *shiver*N-nothing. Just c-cold.139
Hiei~ Hn. Well, just go back to sleep. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow and you need all your energy for this one.140
Siji~ Feh.141
So Hiei went back to sleep but you stayed up through the whole night, not wanting to see that dream again.142
---The Next Day---143
You were looking up to the ceiling just thinking why are you having all these dreams. Then you decided to go down stairs to get something to eat. The moment you moved off the bed, you heard a voice call for you. You turned around to see it was Hiei.144
Siji~ Morning.145
Hiei~ Hn. Where do you think you’re going?146
Siji~ I’m hungry and I’m going down stairs to make something.147
Hiei~ Its too early for you to go get something to eat.148
Siji~ It is?149
Hiei~ Are you stupid or what?150
Siji~ No.151
Hiei~ Look at the time.152
And you saw it was 4 o’clock in the morning. You looked at Hiei then headed for the door.153
Hiei~ The guys are going to be suspicious why you are in your room.154
Siji~ I don’t care what they think as long as I am back in my bed.155
Hiei~ *smirks* What’s wrong with my bed?156
Siji~ Nothing, it just gives me nightmares.157
Hiei~ Really?158
Siji~ *raised brow* What?159
Hiei~ *sign* This is pathetic, you know.160
Siji~ Me?161
Hiei~ No…my freaking dare.162
Siji~ Ooooh, that one.163
Hiei~ *nods*164
Siji~ Can I please kill Botan?165
Hiei~ No.166
Siji~ *sign* Ok, I surrender. Just do it and make it quick.167
Hiei~ Huh?168
Siji~ Your freaking dare that Botan gave you, remember?169
Hiei~ All I remember is the places I suppose to kiss at.170
Siji~ *sign* She said every hour for a week you have to give me a kiss at those assigned places.171
Hiei~ I don’t even like that dare.172
Siji~ Hey, at least you are able to laugh at me for wearing bright clothes.173
Hiei~ I guess you are right.174
Siji~ *close eyes and smirk* Tsk. Whatever.175
Hiei then kissed you on the lips which startled you. He then broke off the kiss and headed towards his bathroom. You looked at him confused why but figured it was the dare; again…he didn’t kiss you on the fore-head, the cheek, and the neck at all. You wiped your mouth and left his room. Just as you were walking down the hall to your room, Yusuke appeared.176
Yusuke~ Yo, Siji! How did you sleep last night?177
Siji~ Is that your hentai mind speaking or you cuz I will kill you if you’re mind is in this conversation.178
Yusuke~ Um, *sweatdrop*good-morning!*left back to his room*179
Siji~ Hentai baka.180
You went to your room and changed into a pair of clothes Botan left you to wear the next day. You didn’t like it cuz it had yellow on it for it made you look like a lemon drop. You put it on anyway and headed down stairs to watch some TV since its too early. You were wearing a yellow short-sleeve shirt with a white skirt along with a yellow belt; you were also wearing a pair of white and yellow snickers. You forgot about the collar you were wearing but it didn’t bother you. That’s when Kuwabara came down along with Yusuke and Kurama.181
Kuwabara~ Hey, Siji! Sleep well?182
Siji~ *glares*183
Yusuke~ Take it easy, it’s a joke you know.184
Siji~ I don’t like jokes.185
Kurama~ Morning Siji.186
Siji~ Morning Kurama.187
Kuwabara~ Why are you still wearing the collar?188
Siji~ Hm?189
Yusuke~ You know the cat collar?190
Kuwabara~ Does it mean, you’re Hiei’s pet?!191
Siji~ Hiei’s what?192
Yusuke~ Pet. You know an animal that someone takes care of.193
Siji~ I’m not Hiei’s pet, you hentai!194
Yusuke~ Sorry, geez.195
Kurama~ You must be hungry, I’ll fix up breakfast.196
Kuwabara~ Hey, Siji? Why won’t you make breakfast today?197
Yusuke~ Yeah. We can be the judges to see who’s cooking is better.198
Siji~ I don’t do competition.199
Yusuke~ Oh, what’s the matter? Scared?200
Siji~ I don’t get scared.201
Kuwabara~ But you do pass out at the sight of bright colors.202
Siji~ That’s different.203
Yusuke~ No, it just means you cant handle it.204
Siji~ Are you saying I can’t cook?205
Kuwabara & Yusuke~ *looked at each other then back* Yes.206
Siji~ I’ll show you.207
You went to the kitchen and started to grab stuff out of the refrigerator. All they can hear is you cussing and chopping something. Then all these other sounds comes out of the kitchen. About 5 hours later, you and Kurama brings out mash potatoes, gravy, chicken, salad, hot dogs, rice, steak, pasta, corn, and prime ribs to the table. Yusuke and Kuwabara are drooling at all the food that was on the table that they almost ate all the food until you slammed a knife into the table to catch their attention.208
Siji~ Hey, you pigs. Save some food for the cooks and Hiei, ok?209
Kuwabara & Yusuke~ *nods*210
Siji~ Good. *pull knife out of table*211
When you went back to the kitchen, Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at the spot you slammed the knife into and saw a huge and deep hole that it literally goes through the table. That’s when Hiei came down stairs and sat down at the table then you and Kurama brought drinks to everyone.212
Kurama~ Enjoy.
