Egads! "Boris, in here on the double!" Who do I have to kill to get this sorted....."BORIS!!!".1
The sun was rising nicely on the plains of the Rhineland and the German soldiers, having finally reoccupied after the French lost what was to be the most epic poker game of all time, were enjoying it immensely. "You know Siegfried, you and Roy have a great act there, perhaps show biz?" chuckled a stout and portly sergeant. 2
"Yes furer, what appears to be ze problem today?" mutter a deflated and breathless Boris. The fact he had been woken at 9a.m was not so much the trouble as the fact that the bossman was pacing up and down his chambers in his boxers. "I wish you'd shave that bloody moustache furer" muttered Boris silently, that is to say, silent in comparison to the thud made when Boris hit the ground after being smacked dead center in the face with a shoe. "Ah yes furer, hearing like a bat, I forgot..." sighed Boris picking himself of the ground. "Now what is the problem?".3
"You have consolidated all German assets in our name yes?"
"Yes furer"
"You have taken hold of all power and gas supplies yes?
"Yes furer"
"So why, may i ask, is my gas bill six thousand and fifty seven marks?"
"Well, thats pretty cheap sir"
"WHAT!"
"W...w...well sir, take into account your 85% dictators...AHEM...leadership discount, and well, your doing pretty good by comparison"4
Boris considered himself lucky to have dodged the second shoe, which of course was unfortunate, for had the shoe hit him, he would have ducked in time to have missed the iron.5
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Somewhere on the Rhineland a pigeon disappeared in a cloud of feathers and tiger teeth. "Yup Sigfried, a nice act indeed."7
Author notes
I was bored,
Comments
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I love it! P.S. ur ID pic is really cool. i love the band slipknot <3
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I love this phil ^_^ you have such a wide imagination
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