One day there was a fat cat. He was was friends with Postman Pat. All of a sudden he hated Postman Pat, so he wacked him with a cricket bat. He was all so sad, so he went for a nap on his pad. He used his phone to tell the bad news, but only to his Dad. 1
With his friend the Fat Dog, he went to the local gun shop. Only to get a shotgun and let one off. Then he walked up to Postman Pat and said "Fuck you bitch! Taste my double barrel!"2
Boom! Boom!3
The End
How do you like the dialog eh?
Comments
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It's definitely funny...Postman Pat, lmao.
But you may want to make it more...saner,
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short, not so sweet, but deffinetly to the point. its funny.
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lol
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