Sara the Cat The ugly Death Chapter 1 Saras Lair

Sara the Cat has nearly escaped the police and Guy.1

When Sara and Kitty plus there captive Bob escaped they just climbed out of the window into Sara’s Cat Mobile. Sara’s Cat Mobile is a car with Sara’s face on it with flames on it with cats in them.2

Sara right now was in her lair making an evil plan.3

“What to do...What to do?” says Sara leaning over a piece of paper with her butt in Kitty’s face.4

Kitty makes a really annoyed face and under her breathe she says “Stupid Fat Flower Butt”5

“I HEARD THAT!!” yells Sara shaking her butt furiously. Kitty got up to go and hunt for food, for Sara and herself, but stopped.6

Sara scribbles something down on a piece of paper.7

Kitty glances at the paper.8

“You’re a bad drawer” retorts Kitty.9

“Evil isn’t talented and I’m making new rules:10

1. Do as I say11

2. No talking behind my butt... I mean back” says Sara expectantly.12

“You know what?” says Kitty randomly. “We need a plasma T.V. in here........right above the waterfall.”13

Out of nowhere Bob says” You know.....She’s right, I mean, well before I get eaten I think I could use a reality show.....” Bob keeps babling.14

“Why are there idiots here.....”says Sara to herself.15