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gurl, luv, boyz, luvr, 9
I, I'm, me, myself, my, mine,10
bush, ROX, TROOPS, SUPPORT,11
BEER, CUNTRY, MUSIK, COW,12
SUX, FREE, MICHEAL, MOORE,13
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fo'shizzle, nizzle, chizzle,16
hizzle-sheezy fo' cheezy,17
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fuckin, everywhere.19
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[]Social Anxiety Disorder*26
[]Pyromania27
[]Kleptomania28
[]Depression*29
[]Claustrophobia30
[]Arachnophobia**31
[]Anorexia32
[]Gihhly Mahn***33
[]A Deep, Lonely Feeling I Can't Describe Disorder*34
*Required35
**Required (females only)36
***Required (Democrats only)37
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(check all that apply)40
[] I refer to other human beings as 'sheeple'41
[] I mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again42
[] I'm an 84-year-old man, but if paid enough, I'm willing to pretend to be an 18-year-old girl named Kandy.43
[] I wear shirts of bands I don't like to be "Ironic."44
[] I bet you didn't know those spikes in my hat actually are growing out of my head!45
[] Dude, did you hear about like, Asukia Bomitsu in Ultimate Extreme RPG IXXV? She's fuckin' hot.46
[] I believe life is like a '63 Carmet Gold Series Hamortel Streamlined torque with a body kit and hyper-extended gear shafts. Ha ha! GET IT? Gear shafts! I crack myself up.47
Do you:48
[] Latch49
[] Cling50
[] Compulsively Lie51
[] Mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again52
[] All of the above53
What made you want to 54
apply for a Blog?55
[] I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds56
[] My daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds57
[] My priest molests me, my daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds58
[] My priest molests me, my daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds, and my grandpa is Hitler.59
[] I mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again (okay folks, I'm done.)60
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[] Google62
[] Friend's AIM/AOL Super BuddieZz XP 89001 Pra-pra-ProFilE!63
[] Fred Durst64
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[Y] iwouldlikeevenmoreinsanleyhotsexinmyemail87
[Y] donatelikeamilliondollarstoyou88
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Author notes
No, this is not a real god damned blog application. If you didn't get it, re-read it, or you will miss out on some good humor!
What did you think? Please comment!
Comments
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AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA; a couple of my friends have blogs, and both do nothing but complain half the time. Granted, I've done my fair share of whining, but then again, I almost never update mine; once a month, if I remember to do it. Very nice satire here; congrats on the gold.
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Great piece of satire you have here. Yeah, it seems everyone has a problem and they all want to spread the word. Very funny, and of course, very true..
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LMAO! how funny! this was a really cute piece, and oh-so true!
Love,
Katy
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Hey Kid Want a Nut, congrats on being accepted into the elite ranks of blog-dom!
I actually thought for a minute that you were filling this out seriously.
You wouldn't be the first, either. -
1)me_luv_me_boyz
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[/]Social Anxiety Disorder*
[/]Pyromania
[ ]Kleptomania
[/]Depression*
[/]Claustrophobia
[/]Arachnophobia**
[ ]Anorexia
[/]Gihhly Mahn***
[/]A Deep, Lonely Feeling I Can't Describe Disorder*
3)
[ ] I refer to other human beings as 'sheeple'
[/] I mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again
[ ] I'm an 84-year-old man, but if paid enough, I'm willing to pretend to be an 18-year-old girl named Kandy.
[ ] I wear shirts of bands I don't like to be "Ironic."
[/] I bet you didn't know those spikes in my hat actually are growing out of my head!
[ ] Dude, did you hear about like, Asukia Bomitsu in Ultimate Extreme RPG IXXV? She's fuckin' hot.
[ ] I believe life is like a '63 Carmet Gold Series Hamortel Streamlined torque with a body kit and hyper-extended gear shafts. Ha ha! GET IT? Gear shafts! I crack myself up.
4)
[/] Latch
[/] Cling
[ ] Compulsively Lie
[/] Mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again
[ ] All of the above
5)
[/] I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds
[ ] My daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds
[ ] My priest molests me, my daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds
[ ] My priest molests me, my daddy beats me, and I wanted to tell the story of my incredibly horrible life as it unfolds, and my grandpa is Hitler.
[/] I mercilessly repeat the same terrible joke over and over again (okay folks, I'm done.)
6)
[/] Google
[ ] Friend's AIM/AOL Super BuddieZz XP 89001 Pra-pra-ProFilE!
[ ] Fred Durst
7)lil_firebreathing_dragon@herzeleid.net
8)lil_firebreathing_dragon@herzeleid.net
9)lil_firebreathing_dragon@herzeleid.net
10) puppybabe54@hotmail.com
...Sorry...Just too much fun...That was classic funny...And I'm sorry...But after a while I just couldn't resist to NOT "join"...Great write...Good luck...
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This is classic, guess I'll try for second place...
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AH- now this is wonderful.Love your choices for creating the username - everything is so true. The rhyming in there works easily, too. Funny how we get used to things until someone writes them all up, no? Great job, love the humor. I'd applaud, but I've unfortunately run out.
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Very funny
I had to laugh despite myself as it is very funny. I know what you mean about enter this...enter it again....problem...etc
I love the incredibly horrible life repetition, that's what started me laughing!
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Hilariously funny. This is the kind of stuff I bookmark and come back to every once in a while.
Good luck in the contest.
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lol that was good kinda confusing but still funny can't wait to read more of your work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That rules. So hard.
::has a blog, damnit::
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LOL. Super funny. I liked how you incorporate every teenage stereotype in one appliction. It fulfills me dreams. Good luck in the contest....
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