What Do You Say

BETHANEY A THREE YEAR OLD WITH THE WORLD AT HER FINGER TIPS EXPLORED EVERYTHING. SHE LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED WHEN OUT AND ABOUT. NOTHING COULD BRING THIS CHILD DOWN. THAT IS UNTIL IT HAPPENED. MOM WAS PREGNANT WITH A SISTER OR BROTHER. SHE LOOKED AT HER MOTHER AND SAID, "YOU NEED TO TELL THAT DOCTOR I DONT WANT ANY MORE KIDS!" STUNNED THE MOTHER JUST STOOD THERE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY TO THIS CHILD. BETHANEY HAD ALWAYS LOVED BABIES AND HAD PLENTY OF DOLLS THAT SHE PRETENDED WERE REAL. WELL IN THE END BETHANEY WAS TOLD THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CHOICE IN THIS. WELL SHE DECIDED THAT SHE NO LONGER LIKED BABIES OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM. ANYTIME SHE WOULD SEE ANYTHING ON TV OR AT THE STORE HAVING TO DO WITH BABIES HER PERT LITTLE NOSE WENT UP IN THE AIR AND SHE WOULD WALK AWAY LIKE SHE HAD HIGH HEELS ON AND WAS IN A HURRY. FOUR MONTHS LATER SHE WENT TO HER MOTHER AND SAID. MATER OF FACTLY.1

"I HAVE A DINOSOUR IN MY BELLY AND HE IS HUNGRY." NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY THE MOTHER SAIS, "WHAT WOULD HE LIKE TO EAT?" IN RESPONSE SHE TURNS TO HER MOTHER AND SAIS "HE LIKES BABIES BUT SINCE THERE ARE NOT HE WILL TAKE PANCAKES." BETHANEY THEN TURNED AND BEGAN WATCHING THE CARTOONS ON TELEVISION. THE MOTHER WAS STUCK YET AGAIN AND LET IT GO BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHILD LIKE THAT?2

NOW AT 6 MONTHS PREGNANT THE MOM FINDS OUT SHE IS HAVING A BOY. SHE TELLS HER DAUGHTER AND SHE SAIS NOTHING. TWO WEEKS LATER THE THREE YEAR OLD CLIMBS UP IN HER LAP AND SAIS CAN I SING TO TO THE BABY. OF COURSE SAIS THE MOTHER. FROM THEN ON HER DINOSOUR DIDNT WANT TO EAT BABIES AND AS FAR AS WE KNOW HE IS STILL IN HER 7 YEAR OLD BELLY. HAHA