B.O.B

So you know B.O.B Stands for Because of Bob.1

It all starts when Bob(short for B.O.B was watching commercials about franks hot dogs, Sara and Kitty were talking………Ahhhhh! I mean mewing about something.2

“Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.” Said Sara.3

Oh wait you don’t know CAT. Translated:4

“Muhahahahahaha!”meowed Sara “So Kitty…”5

“My NAME is not KITTY. It’s Morgan!” Says Kitty.6

“Whatever, So do you have it……… the…………”Said Sara anxiously but quietly.7

“Kitty! Sara! Time For dinner!” yells Bob The so called “cats” ran to Bob for dinner.8

“I have your favorite Kitty, tuna and liver and for you Sara, fish and cheese.” Bob said excited.9

Talking in their own language so Bob won’t know. Translated:10

“Yum…………………… Tuna And liver…………wait…………………”said Kitty confused. ”I HATE FISH!” screamed Sara, but to B.O.B it sounded like she’s having a coughing fit. Sara tried to scratch Kitty.11

“Sara!” said Bob astonished “You gained weight! No more food for you until breakfast.” Sara mews softly. Translated:12

“I AM STILL HUNGRY!! AND I DID NOT GAIN WEIGHT!!” screams Sara.13

“Actually I think you did gain……”says Kitty. “I DID’T GAIN WEIGHT YOU IDIOT! I’m going outside to catch something to eat” Says Sara.14

So Kitty keeps on eating and Sara jumps out the window into a tree to catch a squirrel to eat. Mean While Bob sees another commercial about Franks Hot Dogs and Buns.15

“Oh my gosh another franks Hot Dog Commercials……………………………16

…………Yes! No more hot dogs!” says Bob happily17

Then a commercial about cats who have gained to much weight.18

“Ooooooo……I better turn up the cheese?” says Bob confused. “Hmmmmmm?...... Ah…here’s the remote.”19

Bob turns up the volume.20

“Is your cat over weight?” says Mr. Meow Meow weight loss.21

“Well come on down to kitty-cat weight loss program. You can get the weight loss equipment at our business at 141 K.A.T. Drive………”22

“I’ve got to go there right now!” yells Bob excited as he turns off the T.V.23

Bob jumps into his totally awesome thing in the world………………………………24

A tricycle! He goes down the street so fast that the gang of old ladies can’t catch him!25

When he gets there the store has an empty parking lot except for the workers cars.26

“Hmmmm…………………Is any one here???” asks Bob while getting off his tricycle. He enters the store.27

“Why hello there!” says Mr. Meow Meow Weight loss. “What is your name….?”28

“Bob”29

“Well Bob is your cat over weight??”30

“Uh..yeah!” says Bob certainly. 31

“Well you have came to the right spot, Bob, is it” says Mr. Meow Meow weight loss. “And here is our equipment “32

“I’ll take it all!” said Bob uncertain. “Wait…… never mind…… do you just have diet food?”33

“Why yes We DO!!!!” Mr. Meow Meow weight loss says while getting out a 10 pound bag of diet pet food. “Here you go!” he says giving Bob the food.34

“That will be 40 cheese bits”35

Bob pays it.36

While he hops onto his tricycle he thinks That was a lot of cheese bits. 37

Translated:38

Mean while Sara go back from hunting and had a squirrel, and ate it. “Mmmmmmm……………………… That Squirrel was good!” Sara said Happily.39

“Well I ate every bit of tuna and liver.” Said Kitty anxiously. 40

“Ok, well back to business. Do you have the jail thingy?” says Sara seriously.41

“Yes. It’s in the dog house outside, but you need a password to get in.” Kitty says quickly.42

“Well then tell me the cheesy password code ‘cause I don’ t know it” asked Sara, but then Bob came home with the cat food in a bowl for Sara.43

“Here you go Sara, Mr. Meow Meow weight loss chow.” Said Bob excited as he put it down in front of Sara.44

Sara sniffs it, then licks it. Paws it. And then takes a bite and starts eating.45

When she was finished, she headed outside and Bob was in bed.46

Translated:47

“Come Kitty. This………………… is the night and we’ll go to a different town and leave this dump……… So are you ready for this” said Sara Business like.48

“Yes sir, I mean ma’am, I mean gained weight cat, I mean I’ll shut up.” Says Kitty not sure of what to say.49

The Jail thingy was a small box that can turn into a jail cell for people you hate and so forth. But to make it bigger you must throw it like a bomb.50

So Sara threw it up to the window and then she and Kitty climbed up the gutter.51

To Be Continued..... 52

When he gets there the store has an empty parking lot except for the workers cars.53