Everyone is by the door to leave history and waiting to leave and this guy I know had been picking on this one guy earlier he was saying stuff like "I'm your mom." Of course everybody thought he was strange, not that they didn't already, but that just emphasized the point. Well we're all crowded around the door when the guy I know says to the guy he was picking on, " No, ______ I can't be your mom I'm not even a guy." and everybody cracks up, and he's like bright red and say's, "I mean I'm not a girl." and then he starts laughing with us until someone said, "Wow, _____ you finally admitted something." Oh well I just thought I'd give you something to laugh at with out damaging anyones ego.
