Our Weekend

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Friday: Started off in tears2

       later happy,hyper and drunk on limeade mixed with vodka and redbull.3

       Gg first person to try cocktail don't know why!!! 4

       Steph was told off for smoking too slow!!5

Pairs:  Paul and Gg6

       Hannah and Gex 7

       Steph and Nick8

       This is our story of our random weekend in a caravan!!9

8pm!:   first lights out intamate moment!10

       All very drunk, lights back on to play Xbox,drink and smoke more!11

       All girls get topless! and have random, casual conversations ' yes hi i no im here topless but i dont care so, how are you!'12

       Random lesbian threesum moments13

       Steph takes photos of all the girls topless14

11pm:   Second lights out moment15

       Heavy panting from Gg and Paul 16

       lights back on17

       Gg and Paul very hot and sweaty (hmmmm?!?!)18

       Nick very tired (diddumz!)19

       Steph very horny( god damn Nick for being tired!)20

       Hannah and Gex (hmm?!?!)21

       Gex pours freezing cold Stella Artios on Gg's breasts for Paul to lick off22

2am:    PARK!!23

       Gg crashes on random wet bench24

       Steph falls flat on face in mud!25

       All go back to caravan feeble attempt made at crashing26

6am:    Steph arises for her paperround27

       Gg has a munchies craving28

       Steph leaves (byebye)29

       Gg and hannah only ones awake (i wonder what happened there then!!)30

       A bird wolfwistles and Gg and Hanz are in hysterics31

       Gg says: can you catch TB from a puddle?!!32

       Hannah says: Gg the pillow (paul is lying on her)33

       Hannah is on a mission for a lighter and drops a speaker on Gex's head (ouch) poor diddumz (Gg would be tickled, but Paul's dead to the world!) While Gg is trying to sleep, there is a lighter right next to her, hse has no idea its there until later on34

       Hannah and Gg set alarm for nine so they can look for steph35

       Steph arrives back with MUNCH!!36

       They realise the lighter was next to Gg all the time and then they notice the love bite on Gg's neck.37

       Everyone eats munch38

       Gg goes to sit with Paul the wrong way, After a while Paul says 'ok Gg sit around the other way Mini Me's waking up and we can't turn the lights out!'39

       Steph bites Paul's shoulder40

       Gex and Nick go out for MORE munch and fags41

       Hannah rings 0800 272272- 0800 BRABRA because Gg lost her bra!42

       The boys play BURNOUT 3 and HALO 2 on the Xbox43

       Gex and Nick arrive back with munch, fags and news- they found Gg's bra- outside in the MUD!!44

       Nick says 'Wheres Chiggs?!? AHHH SHIT!!!!' Chiggs appears at the window as Nick asked!45

       Ggs mum phones while Paul and Gex are attacking her46

       Steph and Hannah take a quick trip to stephs47

       Gg is left with all the blokes!48

       All guys and Gg steal Chiggs fags49

       Ggs Dad phones while Paul is feeling Ggs breasts and Gex is tickling her!50

       Hannah and Steph arrive as they have to leave, Steph gives Nick a Rage against the machine and HIM badges and Gg lets Nick borrow her belt (the lucky bugger better feel happy!)51

       The three girls TRY to leave52

       They get into the lane then get called back for SCHMOOCHES!!53

       Gex reveals melted,wrapped up dairy milk chocolate 'this is how hot you all were!!'54

       Gg tries to hide love bite55

       Get into Ggs Dads car Ggs dad says' right whos been smoking' (innocent looks)56

       Arrive at Ggs57

       Go get changed and forget about lovebite58

       Dad 'whats that on your neck?'59

       Mum ' im not worried about love bites just as long as you didnt smoke too much' 60

       More innocent looks61

       Gg gives Dad late birthday prezzie62

       Dad leaves63

       Girls go to village for mince and cheese64

       Funny looks from Claire (mothers mate)65

       STINKING OF FAGS!66

       Get home and play burn out 2 (turning into blokes)67

       Hanz and Gg find bruises, not knowing how they got there.68

       Girls watch The Day After Tomorrow69

       All girls eat Spaghetti Bolognese, WITH MOUNTAINS OF CHEESE!70

       Hannah leaves accompanied by Steph.71

       Gg makes coffee (CAFFEINE!) Puts on Rage: Wake Up!72

       Steph comes back73

       Steph stands on chair, Steph falls off chair, Steph spills Gg's coffee!!74

       Gg makes Steph coffee (WE NEED CAFFEINE!)75

       Watches rest of film hyper (had no sleep for 36 hours! very sleep deprivated!)76

       Mum surprises us with camera... We are looking very hungover!77

       Gg says, very casually and randomly: 'I RECKON EVERY GUY IN THAT CARAVAN HAD THEIR COCKS OUT!'78

       Listen to Lost Prophets, in hysterics from previous statement.79

       Play Burnout 2, again, very competatively80

       Try to Paul: No answer81

8pm:    Go and find Andy, and steal his Jaffa Cakes   82

       Went back to Gg's, ask mum if Steph can crash, the answer is blatantly YES!83

       Listen to Lost Prophets AGAIN (addicted)84

       Call Paul again: He's busy85

       Nothing on freeview86

       Put Lost Prophets on repeat and crashed87

       Sometime in the night Gg needs water 'Morg, GET OUT!'88

Sunday:89

10:25am:Steph's first words: BURNOUT 2!90

       Stephs second words: hedvuhflegbluhjehewHEBRU!91

11am:   Gg sets up Burnout 2, AGAIN! and goes for shower92

       Gg's back again and Steph goes for shower    93

       Steph arrives back and Gg complains about her hair still stinking of fag smoke!94

       Steph also finds a bruise that she did not know existed! 95

       ADDICTED TO BURNOUT 2 AND LOST PROPHETS (ON REPEAT AGAIN!!)96

       Steph realises hairbrush is the reason why their hair smellage is of fags... it smells of fags from when they brushed it as soon as they got home!97

1:30pm: Ring Paul and ask if he can come over, he says maybe.98

       Stephs mum rings telling her she has till 2pm99

       Steph kicks up a huge fuss100

       Steph: 'I'm almost too tall for your shower!!'101

       Ring Paul again: 'If you come over, can steph go back with you?'102

       He says if he can get over then yes.103

       Steph decides to write about the whole weekend104

       Gg gets ger electric guitar out and plays Nirvana.105

       Puts rage in CD player106

       Play Burnout 2 AGAINNNNNNNNN!107

       Gg takes photo of Steph 108

       Jacoba flirts with Bradley109

       Gg: 'I need a wee'110

       Gg find beer can and bottle from a party on Dec 4th... hmmm111

       Gg needs inhaler, smoked too much!112

       Steph seems to be writing everything down...113

       They take a trip down memory lane with photos, in one of which Gg is stoned...114

       Steph and Gg read through what they have written and add detail.115

       SCHMOOOCH!116

       Listening to Rage, both girls scream: 'HOW LONG? NOT LONG! 'CAUSE WHAT YOU REAP, IS WHAT YOU SOW!'117

       Steph bites Gg118

       Gg's Prtected By Satan hoody smells of Red Band (FAGS!)119

       Steph: 'Can I borrow yout Linkin Park hoody?120

       Gg: 'I'm going to go and look for much!121

       Gg: 'We;'re going to go into co op... (Steph joins in) STINKING OF FAGS!122

       Steph guids Gg around a dangerous lamp post123

       The girls buy Salt 'n' Vinegar McCoys and freddos.124

       Odd looks from every passer by.125

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       7 MATES- OLDEST TO YOUNGEST:127

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        higgs with a C129

        aul with a P130

        ex with a G131

        ick with an N132

        g with a G133

        anz with an H134

        teph with an S135

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        Bottom 6 spent WHOLE night in caravan, higgs for sometime.137

        Gg and Steph listen to Lost Prophets and Slipknot- hmm, is this becoming a ritual!?!138

        2 couples, on pair of fuck buddies.139

        Gg and Paul (couple)140

        Hanz and Gex (couple)141

        Steph and Nick (fuck buddies)142

        Aww, poor Chiggs, all alone... he can have Jo!143

        Girls get told off by neighbours for their loud music!144

        Girls decide to type this out on AP, it took ages!145

        Now we will leave you... we're going to watch The Exorcist! 146

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                   TOODLE PIP OLD BEAN!148

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