Dr. Q Mandy

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My name is Dr. Q Mandy, I am a traveling scientist. I travel the world doing experiments with my pet friend, and sole companion, Rachelle. Rachelle is my cause for traveling the world. I created her one day while working in the library of sciences. I had a few bottled elements stacked on the table, and an easy bake oven. It was rather like making a gingerbread girl. Rachelle learned quickly, and grew in gargantuan leaps and bounds, stopping only a few inches taller then I. She’s a very competitive cookie…2

Dr Q Mandy: RACHELLE!!! Where ARE YOU!!! We have tings to do *~sniveling laughter~*3

Rachelle: *~runs down the stairs all hunch backed and wearing an eye patch~* YESH Q? I ham here! Shpiel da beans!4

Dr Q Mandy: err… Rachelle? Vhat har you DO-ing? 5

Rachelle: today I ham HEGOR masthar! Call meh HEGOR!!6

Dr Q Mandy: You HAR GNOT Frankenstein’s monster Rachelle, do not allow the ebil to consume you!!7

Rachelle: *straightens up* Vhat evah do you mean?8

Dr Q Mandy: And you have no accent… well a bit of a Canadian one… but dats all, so stop faking it, A’IGHT?9

Rachelle: * glances around * Yush oh evil headmistress of dark and deceiving minions! I race at your every call!10

Dr Q Mandy: RIIIIIIIIGHT! So Rachelle, are you tinking vhat I’m tinking?11

Rachelle: actually… I was, is the moon really made of cheese? *NARF*12

Dr Q Mandy: er.. vell, I do not know! That was meant to be rhetorical, but any who, I was actually planning to take over the world….13

Rachelle: Awe, but Star Trek is on tonight *does her trekkie hand signal* Live Long and Prosper!14

Dr Q Mandy: Rachelle, or er… ‘Hegor’ If you don’t behave I’ll have to take away your cable connection! 15

Rachelle: * falls to the floor in agony as she hears those dreadful words* NOOOO! Anything but my cable… unless you wanted to upgrade to Satellite! *smiles winningly*16

Dr Q Mandy: Right Rachelle!… so anyhow, as I was saying; Tonight we will take over the world!17

Rachelle: RIGHTO! So, what’s the plan boss?18

Dr Q Mandy: first off all we take on code names, I’ll be Ms. Q, and you can be Rachel…19

Rachel: WOW! Those are super creative codenames, I might have never thought of those in a million years!20

Ms. Q: Well… you’re dumb O.o’21

Rachel: *pouts* I’m what?22

Ms. Q: er… lets just keep going!23

Rachel: whatever you say… *smiles airily ready to take on the world…. literally*24

Ms. Q: RIGHT! This is the ‘plan’. Tcha, I go to the zoo, I get a lion. Lions are cool. You befriend said lion. We take over world, Have lots of lions, have lots of power, AND BREAK! *does the football break thingy* 25

Rachel: *nods* GOT IT! OK, So all I have to do is be the lions pal? Why do I need a code name?26

Ms. Q: You have to start thinking now???? Tcha! I do not know these things.. this is a secret operation, this fact you mention, it is not important!27

Rachel: But… but… Aren’t lions dangerous?28

Ms. Q: er… *looks around for something to avoid the topic* It sure is sunny today, I’ll be going now! *runs out the door*29

Rachel: huh?30


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Hello, it’s Dr. Q Mandy Speaking again. So now you know Rachelle. I’m on my way to the zoo… well technically I’m already there. So I’m hanging out, trying to steal a lion and ready ACTION!32

Ms. Q: Er… mam, I think there’s a problem with your uniform, here, it’s just a bit of dirt I’ll fix it!33

Zoo Mam: *looks at her uniform* Where? I don’t see anything!
Ms. Q: it’s er.. RIGHT THERE *grabs her uniform by the collar and pulls her around into a custodial closet and hits her against a wall*34

Zoo Mam: *groans and slides down the wall … unconscious…* urgh…35

Ms. Q: *trades uniforms with her (cut that part out… we are not rated R!!!!) and walks out into the zoo using her new id card to tag into the lions pen*36

Child: Mummy, what’s that lady doing in there with the lions?37

Mummy: Hush, shes a zoo mam, shes keeping them a course!38

Child: OH! Okay *smiles and walks off with mummy*39

Ms. Q: *grabs a lion and shoves it in a bag labeled ‘lion food’ which is secretly full of a knock out scent then leaves with a loud cackle, her uniform falling off to reveal a black scuba suit underneath.*40

-Cut scene 2, and rolling scene 3, skip intro by the Doc and ACTION!-41

Rachel: Dude... is this a good idea? 42

Dr. Q: handling a lion without animalistic training? *gives her a weird look* No.. no its not.43

Rachel: Oh, well in that case, how can I help?44

Dr. Q: Get me a large metal cage type thing that is for large furry beasts and find my safari outfit… *hugs the lion bag* yay... I have one of my own… a large furry deadly pet to keep and love!45

Rachel: YAY! *Runs off to do the Doctor’s bidding, collecting a large metal cage from who-knows-where and dragging it into the room* this do?46

Dr. Q: Splendidly! Oh joy, oh rapture, what fun will be had! *Rubs her hands together excitedly* now… you get the lion into the cage! *Disappears out of a side exit walking quickly and mumbling*47

Rachel: BUT! *watches her walk away despairingly* no……….48

-end scene, cut!-49

Writers Comments: At this point… I haven’t any further plans, but I may be tired enough to become excessively creative. So… I suppose we will have to see where things take us from here DUN DUHN DUH!50

-cutting to rest of scene 3-51

-scene fades in and out with black fuzzy to add effect that a certain amount of time has passed since our characters were last seen we return back on two lions pounced upon Rachel who is profusely bleeding and being torn to shreds-52

Dr. Q: *re enters the room casually sipping from a mug of hot chocolate and drops her mug at the sight presented to her* NO!!!! Not Rachel!53

-the lions attack Dr. Q and the lights begin to flicker to the sound of her writhing agony and screams and eventually the screen falls away again-54

-Cut scene 3 and go onto scene 4 with small intro by Writer-55

Writers Comments: Sorry about that graphic scene… we tried to be viewer friendly but its hard to be honest at the same time… now we will show you what happened to the lions…56

-screen fade into image of lions running free on the African plains being chased by tourists in a Safari van-57

-end of production-58

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