(Korn) Making Love: Dilemma (1-5)

ONE: SAVID DILVERIA LOSES IT...
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The Three O’Clock News was on. After all of the pretty colors and lines and weird music, a blond anchorman appeared on the TV screen and smiled. “Good evening, I’m Donathan Javis.” “Javis” was pronounced with a short “A” sound....like “cat”.... “There’s been a bloody riot at the county fair....where at least four people have been shot dead and one hundred eighty-four more wounded. We go live to Savid Dilveria. Savid?” 2

And the TV displayed the carnival that was in complete disarray. Savid (pronounced “SAH-veed”) Dilveria walked up and said, “Donathan, I’m standing by two terrified witnesses who saw the whole thing and actually lived to tell it all.” An explosion could be heard in the background. He turned to the witnesses...which were two kids. “Tell me kids. Have you ever experienced thing like that before?” 3

One of the kids replied with, “What kind of a name is Savid Dilveria?!” 4

Savid looked startled for a moment and then answered, “....Um....my first name is Arabic...” 5

“Doesn’t that make you a terrorist?” 6

“WHAT?!” 7

“If you are Arabic...then that means you must know Al ‘Koda’.... right?” 8

Now every time Savid would interview someone....he would get these questions. And for a long time he went along with it. But this time? This time he had enough. He took a deep breath and...“First. Of. All, it’s Al QAEDA !!! And second of all, NO!! I’m not associated with any F*bleep*ing TERRORIST!!!!” He threw his microphone on the ground in rage. And punched the kids and the news crew... “I’M SICK OF YOU PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF MY NAME!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!! SHUUUUT UUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!*bleeep* F*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* IDIOTS!!!” 9

“Man, what a crybaby...” Reginald “Fieldy” Arvizu muttered while Savid was cursing and screaming. He and Jonathan Davis were watching the news. 10

“Heh...I’d be just as pissed off,” Jonathan replied. 11

“So? My name is Reginald....Reginald....how the fuck do you think I feel?” 12

“I don’t.” 13

“.....” 14

Jonathan continued to stare at Savid going nuts. “If this is live, why did he get bleeped out.....and there’s something about Donathan’s name that gets me all the time.” 15

“What?” 16

“Well,” Jonathan looked up. “It’s like...” he paused, trying to think of something to say... “It’s like, if you switch a letter or two of his name...his names turns into a name that I know....I’m trying to think who, though.” 17

Fieldy glanced at Donathan's name, which appeared on the TV screen. He then laughed. “Oohhhh....I get it now...” 18

“What?” 19

“It’s your name!” 20

“My name?” 21

“See?” Fieldy pointed at Donathan’s name. It took Jonathan moment or two to finally get it. 22

“Oh yeah!” the singer grinned. “You switch the ‘J’ and the ‘D’ and it becomes Jonathan Davis! It’s a play of words!” 23

“I know! Neat, huh?!” 24

“Yeah! We are so fucking smart, Reg!” 25

“We’re the smartest mutha fuckas in the whole planet!” 26

The two laughed proudly.... 27

.....and then they sighed miserably.... 28

They were bored. 29

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“Depression?” A confused James “Munky” Schaffer asked. “As in economic failure depression?” 31

“Oh yeah,” Carl, Fieldy’s bus driver said. (Since KoRn thought they should each have individual buses...) “The way things are right now, it’s bound to happen.” 32

You got those two plus, J.R. Goldman the guitar tech, Rob, Jon’s personal assistant, a young female roadie named Yen Tiang (who’s a friend-slash-godchild of Carl). So she’s NOT a groupie!!! SO QUIT ASKING!!!! And lastly, there was David Silveria. They were all sitting at a center by the buses while Deadsy was performing. You see, they were all in the middle of Family Values 2006—first time since 2001—in Kansas City. KoRn was headlining with their long time friend, the Deftones, and eight other bands, including Deadsy and Dir En Grey (The fuck?!), were joining them. Awesome, huh? (Especially if you know who Dir En Grey is....) 33

“How are you so sure it’s bound to happen?” Munky asked. 34

“Remember when we all said, ‘Holocaust could never happen again!’? Well watch the news,” Carl said, drinking his root beer float. 35

“Oh, I’m not watching the news again...I just saw Dilveria going nuts.” 36

“.....it was bound to happen.” 37

“......” 38

“Javis pisses me off...” J.R then looked up. “And I really can’t say much for Revizu....” 39

“Revizu?” Rob asked. 40

“Yeah, Arginald Revizu....the weatherman. Skinny...talks weird.....that guy...” 41

“Oh...well I wouldn’t be surprised if we end up on a really bad economic slump again. Damn politicians haven’t learned shit.” 42

“Actually,” Carl replied, “humans in general never learn from history...plus we’re just plain overconfident. I mean, look at the Ancient Romans!” 43

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(Ancient Rome)46

Roman man: How exquisite! We have 3,000 slaves, a huge villa, my twelve-year-old male lover, and all the wealth we can hold, my dear Cornelia! 47

Roman woman: Yes! Nothing can go wrong....well, unless a bunch of Visigoths invade us and rape me... *laughs* But that would NEVER happen! 48

Both: *laughs* 49

Visigoth Warrior: *sneaks up behind them with a knife*50

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Munky simply stared at them....confused.... “Riiiight...” 52

“Hey, it did happen, Munks,” Carl replied. “It did. Didn’t you ever pay attention in school?” 53

“...No....” 54

Jonathan and Fieldy came in. “Hey,” Jonathan waved. 55

And Fieldy went, “Whazzup!” 56

“Nothing,” Munky replied. “We’re just talking about financial doomsday.” 57

Carl and Yen looked at him and grinned. “I like that, James,” Carl remarked. “Financial Doomsday...or how about....... economic doomsday ...right Yen?” 58

“Or how about economic..........RUIN...” Yen said dreamingly. 59

Insert the gloomy background music..... 60

“Guys,” Jonathan began, “That shit’s gonna happen anyway. I’m talking....maybe in fifteen to thirty-five years....” 61

“....Okay...” Munky simply replied. 62

Fieldy looked up at David, who was looking at a Playboy magazine. And he snatched the magazine away....which pissed David off. 63

“MotherFUCK, Fieldy! Give that back!” David shouted. Fieldy however was looking through the magazine. 64

“Chill, man. Just wanna know what issue this is.” Fieldy’s eyes were still on a page on some blond girls bathing... 65

“Um....I don’t know....this is very old. Like in the late ‘90s.” 66

Fieldy glanced at him. “Oh of course...it’s got the Spice Girls in an advertisement.....and your dried up cum.” 67

“......At least I don’t fart while we’re crammed in the bus.” 68

“All right, folks...stop making me sick....” Munky called out at them. “And we have a woman present!” 69

“Oh that’s okay,” Yen smiled and waved shyly. “Don’t be polite on the account of me.” 70

“But just pretend I’m a woman and stop,” Carl muttered. 71

Munky stood up. “I’m going to watch the band. Anyone coming?” 72

“Oh sure,” Jonathan answered and left with him. Rob followed. He is a bodyguard after all. 73

“Where’s Kalen?” Yen asked Carl. 74

“Mr. Kwazy’s with Rob and Loc,” he answered. 75

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(Behind the Stage) 77

Kalen Chase: WHHOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 78

Rob Patterson (back-up guitarist): *annoyed* Dude! 79

Kalen: What? 80

Rob P.: ......nothing. 81

Kalen: Okay. YAAAH!!!! DEADSY IS AWESOME!!!!!!! KICKASSS!!! NUDIES!!!! NATALIE WOOD!!!! NOOOOO MOOOOOREEEE WIIIIIRREEEE HAAAAANNNNGEEEEEERRSSS!!!! 82

Rob P. and Loc: *stares at him like he’s retarded…*83

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To avoid confusion, I’m calling Jon’s bodyguard Rob Rob and Rob Patterson Rob P. Get it? Good. 85

Anyway... 86

“And so, in conclusion,” Carl said, “we can all agree when I say Joan Crawford was a bitch.” 87

Everyone still present simply stared at him. 88

Finally Fieldy asked, “.....who the FUCK is Joan Crawford?” 89

“She was an actress....you know...in those old black and white movies,” Yen answered. 90

“No offense,” David smiled, “but unlike Carl, we’re not really sophisticated people, so...” 91

Fieldy’s cell phone suddenly rang. He picked it up and, “Fieldy’s Snuts.” He suddenly had a shocked face....then he smiled warmly. “Hi, Deena.” 92

“That’s his wife,” Carl whispered to Yen, who nodded. Fieldy walked out to talk in private. “Well, the good news is, I finally found my Nick Cave CD.” 93

“.....okay....” Yen said. “I really can’t understand any of your music, Carl.” She looked down at her watch. “OH! That ‘Godless’ book presentation is starting on BookTV!” 94

“Really? Let’s see what the bitch who wrote, ‘How to Talk to A Liberal....If You Really Must,’ has to say about her new book. HENH HENH HEEEEENNNNNH.” And at that the both walked out. David and J.R. glanced at each other, and then at Yen and Carl. 95

“Oh yeah...we are definitely unsophisticated,” J.R. muttered. 96

David looked up. “Well, it’s just like Carl says....” he began. 97

............J.R. waited for David to continue..............but David just simply stared up.......... 98

“What did he say?” J.R. finally asked. 99

“Oh!” David looked as if he snapped back into reality. “You know if you use an antibiotic with birth control, the birth control doesn’t work?” 100

“.....That’s what he said?” 101

“What?” 102

“That’s what Carl said.” 103

“...Carl say something?” 104

“.....” 105

Fieldy came back. He looked depressed....and David could see that. “Fieldy...” he said softly. “Are you okay, man?” 106

Fieldy looked up at David and J.R. and grinned. “Hell no. My head hurts like a motherfuck. I....I’m going to sleep. Get some rest and shit.” And at that he walked out. 107

David watched him go. “Okay, Fieldy.” 108

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TWO: BARS DONT SELL COFFEE!
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“Please don’t let my batteries run out......Please don’t let my batteries run out......Yay!” the camera shifted to none other than Yen. “Hey everyone! My name is Yen Tiang...and I’m about to interview KoRn! ‘Why would I interview a corn on a cob?’ you ask. Well....they’re a band. You know what I mean? ‘Twisted Transistor’? ‘Coming Undone’? Or even the famous ‘Freak On A Leash’? You still don’t know them? Then you’ve obviously been living under a damn rock. Or you probably listen to Coldplay and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.” She giggled at what she just said..... 112

Laughter was heard and the camera shifted to David. 113

“Oh my god!! It’s drummer David Silveria!” Then she whispered to the camera. “He’s very cute, too! So what do you do to prepare here?” 114

“Oh, nothing much...exercise much...take a shit—Munky takes a huge shit and that just drives us out the bathroom.” David laughed at what he just said. “Sorry about that.....” And then he went with the others, leaving Yen to laugh nervously. 115

“Ooooh! Oh my gosh!! It’s bassist Fieldy Snuts!” And indeed the camera showed Fieldy Snuts. “How are you?” 116

Fieldy looked at Yen and grinned. “Hey grrrrl!” 117

“Are you nervous?” 118

“Course I’m nervous,” he walked up close and said, “But I ain’t trembling, though. Time to get this party started.” 119

“You like listening to rap music and you like rapping....can you please rap for us?” 120

“No!!!” Munky shouted from the background. 121

Fieldy took a mic and shouted, “Yo Yo Yo world, whazzup wit yo bad self. Just wanna tell ya’ll that da tour is tight an’ you ain’t there you sho ain’t living! Yieh-YIEH!” 122

Yen laughed her ass off. 123

“See ya! Wouldn’t wanna BE ya!” And then he started barking..... 124

“He’s so funny! Almost as funny as the guys from Killswitch Engage....” 125

Munky appeared in the camera, dressed in his janitor suit. “I told you not to let him rap...” He smiled. 126

“Oh! This is Munky, the leading guitarist! So, you excited?” 127

“Oh yeah. I’m always excited when I’m up on stage. You doing a diary?” 128

“Oh yeah. I don’t show this to anyone! I do this when I’m on any tour....” 129

“Oh. Well have fun!” After Munky waved goodbye, the camera shifted to Yen herself. 130

“Now if I can just find Mr. Davis, we can get this show on the road, eh?” 131

The band members and crew members were huddled together. 132

“Give me a K!” Someone shouted. 133

Everyone shouted, “K!” 134

“Gimme an O!” 135

“O!” 136

“Gimme a backwards R!” 137

“Backwards R!” 138

“Gimme an N!” 139

“N!” 140

“What’s that spell?!” 141

“KORN!!! YEAH!!!” 142

And very quickly they all looked very uncomfortable.... 143

David finally spoke. “Um...can we not do that again? That was just plain weird.” 144

Munky looked down. “Not as weird as that night I took that one woman home.” 145



(One Night) 146

(Munky’s driving in the car with a girl who’s jamming to “Y’all Want A Single” [in the style of “Days Go By” by Dirty Vegas] ...) 147

Radio: “Y’all Want a Single—say fuck that! Fuck that! Fuck thaaaat!” 148

Munky: *stares at the dancing girl, a little disturbed.* 149

Radio: “Y’all Want a Single—sa—”150

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“Wow, dude....” was all David could say. 152

While KoRn goes upstage, I’m giving you this (fake) commercial. 153

Why, because I can. 154

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*Static* 156

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Fieldy: Hey man, what’s for breakfast? 158

David: Oh nothing special...just waffles. 159

(Fieldy stands there...clueless) 160

David:...... 161

*Fieldy suddenly knocks down the table and uses a chair to break a window. David doesn’t look too shocked.* 162

Fieldy: *bleep* DAMMIT MOTHER *bleep*!!! I’M *bleep* SICK OF BORING BREAKFAST MOTHER *bleeep*!!!! 163

David:........*pretending to be worried* WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!!! 164

Boy do we have a surprise for you, gentlemen! 165

David:....Um...who the *bleep* are you? 166

I’m an unseen spokesperson, you *bleep* dumbass! It’s KoRn Kakes! 167

Both: *pretending to be excited* KoRn Kakes! Woooow! 168

Each cake has either a K, O, a backwards R, or N on them....so enjoy! Enjoy! Aaannd enjoy! 169

David: Oh wow! O! My favorite letter! *reaches for it* 170

Fieldy: *stabs David’s hand with his fork* Leggo my *bleep* Eggo. 171

David: OOWW! You dumb short *bleep*! These are NOT Eggo Waffles!!! 172

Fieldy: Shut the *bleep* up. 173

KoRn Kakes! Part of your nutritious balanced breakfast! 174

(brought to you by KoRn Dollz!) 175

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*Static*177

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Shower and Locker Room.... 179

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“That was awesome!” Munky whistled. 181

“Yeah,” Jonathan said. They both just got out of the shower and were putting on some good clothes. David, Fieldy and Rob P. were still in the shower. Kalen, Mike Jochum, and Zac Baird already left. “It’s like having a seizure from watching some anime cartoon.” 182

“.....” 183

“Of course that can’t be true...because I don’t get seizures....” 184

“....Well,” Munky finally replied. “While I have no idea what you are talking about, I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” 185

David entered the locker room with only a towel wrapped around him. “Hey guys. Great show?” 186

Jonathan glanced at him and whistled. (One of his gay jokes...) David rolled his eyes at that. 187

“Yeah,” Munky answered. “Like Jonathan said....it’s like...having a seizure....or something like that...” 188

“You wouldn’t have a seizure....you’d have an adrenaline rush,” David said. 189

“Well...I’m just quoting what he’s said...whatever he’s talking about.” 190

Fieldy and Rob came out. “Whazzup homies,” Fieldy said. 191

“Nothing much,” Munky replied. “I think everybody else are at the party. I wanna go there, because Carl’s gonna talk about how this country ended up in a debt of about....I don’t know—a trillion dollars....no a hundred trillion....well, it’s in the hundreds.” 192

“Wow...we’re pretty much doomed, are we?” Rob P. asked. 193

“That’s what Carl said...I don’t know...it’s something new to talk about.” 194

“......Well, Munk-Dawg,” Fieldy glanced at him. “While you bore me with what you’re talking about, I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” 195

David laughed at that. 196

Jonathan, fully dressed, said, “You know what? I think I’ll go to the bar, too. Because I get lonely back on the bus alone. See ya there.” He stood up and his cellphone fell to the ground. 197

Munky looked at it and picked it up. “Damn, Jonathan. This phone looks awesome.” 198

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*Record Needle Scratch!*200

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And that’s when everyone and everything stopped. 202

“Munky!” David exclaimed. “You didn’t!” 203

“Oh...he’s in trouble now!” Fieldy snickered. 204

Jonathan had a shocked and hurt look on his face. He snatched his cell*bleep* from Munky and shouted, “How can you be so cruel?! I can’t believe you would just call it a PHONE, James!!!! It’s got MYSPACE MOBILE for fuck’s sake!!” 205

And all Munky could reply was, “....What?” 206

“Go to hell you fucking RACIST!!!” And Jonathan stormed out. 207

Munky grabbed his shirt and ran after him down the hallway. “Wait! What the fuck are you talking about?! I only said that it was an awesome ph—” 208

—The others could hear the sound of a hard slap.... 209

“......What....just happened?” Rob P. asked....completely confused. “All he said was that Jonathan had a nice ph—” 210

Fieldy stopped him by covering his mouth. He suspiciously looked around the room and said, “You don’t call it a....” he then whispered, “phone!” 211

“It’s actually a Helio...what Jonathan’s got,” David added. 212

“Yeah...don’t call it a phone and don’t call the company a phone company, ‘cause that’s stereotyping, see?” 213

“.......” Was Rob P’s response. He then stood up, fully dressed, and said, “I’m....gonna go....to the party...” 214

“Yeah, I’ll come with ya.” 215

“Are you sure?” David asked. “I mean...you are sober.” That’s right, folks! This man...who’s known for drinking THREE THOUSAND calories of alcohol a day...has stopped...for a year and a HALF! 216

Somebody give him a round of applause! 217

“I know, but I ain’t staying back in the bus, bored as hell,” Fieldy put on his shirt and grabbed his hat. “I was gonna catch a movie, but there’s nothing to watch. Don’t worry about me—I’ll be fine. I haven’t gone back on my word yet. And there’s always caffeine.” 218

“All right,” David replied before Fieldy and Rob P. left. 219

And then, all of a sudden, David banged his head on the locker, looking very upset about something. 220

Munky came back in, rubbing his left cheek. “Geez! Is it—” He glanced at David. “You all right?” 221

David turned to him, smiling. “Oh yeah. Just tired and shit.” 222

“Oh. Well anyway, is it just me, or is it Jonathan’s time of the month?” 223

David burst out laughing. He wasn’t faking it. He really thought that was funny. 224

“I got a feeling he’s not gonna speak to me for a month...” 225

“Well...you should have just watched what you say,” David smirked. 226

“Well how was I supposed to know not to call it a—was is it called?” 227

“Helio.” 228

“Right. How was I supposed to know not to call a Helio a phone?” 229

“Oh don’t worry about it. Lots of people make that mistake.” David got whatever he needed and head out. Munky followed. 230

“You going to the party at the bar?” Munky asked. 231

“Course I am. I need to drink it off.” David winked. 232

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It wasn’t a huge party or anything. Just a place at a bar for everyone, including the bands, to hang out at. 234

And as Kalen put it, “Where the fuck happened to the groupies?!” 235

Munky laughed his ass off. “Well remember that girl that tried to bite off David’s ear?” 236

“Yeah?” 237

“She was it.” 238

(........) 239

“GYAHAHA!!” Kalen laughed. Then he turned to Carl. “Get a load of this! A—“ 240

“I heard him!” Carl snapped. He muttered, “Idiot,” before he walked away. 241

“You know what? When there’s an all girl band touring and whatnot, how come there aren’t any male groupies?” 242

Fieldy glanced at him. “Well, maybe if the women were hot, eh?” 243

“Hey! I’ve seen really ugly male rock stars...” 244

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(....Steve Tyler....)246

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“And they still get all the pussy!” 248

“Don’t forget Slash,” Ham Cam chuckled. 249

“Hey! Slash is awesome!” Munky retorted. 250

“Awesome guitarist....not so good looking,” Kalen said. “And for the record, Yen said that....not me.” 251

“Maybe groupies just don’t like good looking gentlemen.” 252

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“So let me get the straight,” Deftone singer Chino Moreno began, confused, “That’s why doomsday’s coming?” 254

“Oh yeah...” Carl answered. “Just because it didn’t happen back in 2000 doesn’t mean it won’t happen. Right, Yen?” 255

Yen however was busy staring at Chino with dreamy eyes. “Mh-hhhmmmmm....” 256

(Uh-oh!) 257

Chino quickly got up and smiled. “You know what....I’m going to....um....go. You keep talking about that stuff....I’ll get back to you...” Then he walked away, mumbling, “Weird...” 258

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Fieldy looked around the bar. “Where’s Davy Crockett?” (David) 260

“Oh, he’s here,” Munky answered. “He and Jonathan are at the other side.” 261

“Really?” Kalen asked. “Because I wanna ask him about that groupie who bit his ear.” 262

“.....What?” was Fieldy’s reply. 263

Then he looked at his nine cans of soda. Caffeine-filled soda. It was a little hard for him as a sober person to stay at a bar surrounded by ICE COLDIES. Jon would assure him that he himself had been there. Everyone would know that obviously. Jon was a little more used to it now than a few years ago—but that was because Jon was sober for eight and a half years, while Fieldy have been for only a year and a half... 264

So, until he would get used to it, he would either stay at the hotel like Jon would, or drink caffeine-filled products. He was glad about one thing. His bout with the withdrawal effects weren’t as severe as Jon’s, surprisingly. 265

“Mister, if you wanna get hyper from caffeine, why don’t just drink coffee?” Kalen asked Fieldy. “I mean caffeine-filled sodas won’t do.” 266

“I know. But I’ll try that.” Fieldy turned to the bartender. “Hey, dude, you got some coffee?” 267

The bartender looked at him like Fieldy was retarded. “The fuck are you, retarded?!” 268

See? 269

Anyway, that made Fieldy angry a little. “I’m not retarded, bartender....I just want some coffee...” 270

“Fieldy,” Munky asked. “What kind of idiot asks for coffee in a bar?” 271

“Shut up.” He leaned closer to the bartender and said, “I want some damn coffee! Is that too much to ask?” 272

“We don’t sell coffee!” The bartender snapped. “We only sell soda and alcoholic drinks!! Can’t you read the sign over there?” He jerked his thumb at a large sign. 273

The sign read: 274


We sell soda (except orange soda....we’re not Kel Mitchel) and alcoholic drinks (including sake and mao tai). If you think we would sell something like coffee, then you are a retarded homo.275


Fieldy got pissed off and shouted. “How the fuck can you NOT sell coffee?!” 276

Munky simply stared at him. Kalen shouted happily, “Go for the kidneys, Fieldy!” 277

“First of all, this is a fucking BAR!” The bartender shouted. “And second of all, it’s one thirty at fucking night!!” 278

Munky looked at his watch. “That early, huh?” 279

Fieldy simply glared at the bartender. “So?” 280

The bartender looked homicidal... 281

Fieldy stood up. “You know what, fine. I’ll just go. Somewhere else.” He simply walked out of the door. And before he left, he shouted, “STUPID NON-COFFEE SELLER!” 282

Kalen wept. “He was a brave soldier.” 283

Munky, Rob P. and Ham Cam stared at him..... 284

“Wanna get drunk?” Munky asked. 285

“I already am.” 286

Just then Fieldy came back, looking at the sign. “Oh! And another thing! I’m not a fucking RETARDED HOMO!” And then he left. 287

“Well,” Rob P. began, but Munky interrupted him. 288

“Wait for it...” 289

And then Fieldy came back, again! “I’ll just go to STARBUCKS!!! Yeah, or how about....DONKIN DONUTS!! That’s right, bi-yatch!” 290

This time he had to be thrown out. 291

Everyone and their mama laughed. 292

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“Stupid bastard,” Fieldy mumbled angrily. How can they not sell him coffee?! He’ll just have to go to a coffee shop. 294

He sighed. 295

He could remember one night, a year ago, when he and Deena went to a local coffee shop. Neither of them liked coffee or coffee shops. But everything else was closed. So they both decided, reluctantly, to have a cup of coffee. Next thing you know, they ordered four more. At that point they became really hyper. First they started doing “Yo momma’s so fat,” jokes. Then they started pranking passerbys. Then they got so hyper they started watching smart (boring) comedy shows, laughing their asses off. And then they ended up jumping on the bed to some rap songs. And then they were so hyper the next thing they could do was to have sex. 296

Their first time together. 297

He would enter her and then he would ask her if he should stop. In tears she replied, “No, Reggie.” Oh she was so wonderful and sweet and loving and beautiful... 298

He didn’t want any coffee now. He missed her so much...that coffee would just make it worse. So he went back to the bar. 299

In stealth, of course... 300

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Jonathan chuckled a bit. “Hey,” he said to David. “You ever noticed how that guy over there just wouldn’t give up on that girl?” The scrawny little man Jon was talking about leaned toward a hot, red-haired lady, who was pissed. 302

“How’s about it, boobs, lips, ass and legs....eyes.....hair?” The man smirked. 303

The woman shouted, “For the last time, I’m a LESBIAN, you jackass!” 304

He chuckled. “Don’t worry...you and your girl can do a threesome...with me! How about that? I bet you’ve never been penetra—” 305

*POW!* 306

Right in the kisser! 307

Reminds me of Quagmire... 308

Oh wait... 309

David shrugged and drank his beer. He began slouching around a bit, looking very depressed. Jon became concerned...until David put on a silly grin. “No...no...no...Jon? Jon? Everyone knows...” David slurred, running his hand through his very short, dark hair. “All the hot girls are either lesbos...or taken by weird looking guys—and that includes you Jon-Jon...Jon? Remember Renée?” 310

“........” 311

“Psst!” 312

Jonathan turned around to see who said that. 313

“Jon! I’m over here!” Jon looked behind their seats. And there was Fieldy-Dog hiding behind their seats. 314

“The hell are you doing over there?” 315

“I got kicked out of here but didn’t want to leave.” He slowly rose up and sat down next to Jon. “You got any water? There’s no coffee here and temptation’s staring at my face.” He jerked his thumb at David’s empty beer bottles. David himself was facing elsewhere...probably at Carl shouting at Kalen because he said something stupid. 316

Jon shook his head no. 317

“Geez...” He slouched down on his seat, sighing miserably, and caressing his ring. Jonathan saw that. 318

“You know...” he began, staring straight at Fieldy. “I think this has nothing to do with your sobriety at all.” 319

Fieldy turned to him, unsure of what he meant. 320

And so, Jon continued with, “Have you called Deena today?” 321

Fieldy shook his head and buried his face in his palms. “Yes! And you know what? If I don’t get home soon to actually see her, I’m gonna go insane!” 322

Jon sighed. “I know how you feel.” 323

He shook his head. “No you don’t.” 324

And that’s when Jonathan became angry. “The hell?! I miss Deven every-fucking-day! I used fucking cry every night for Renée even!” 325

“Yeah, and you managed to screw that shit up.” Fieldy muttered. He stood up. “Fuck this. I’m hiding in the bathroom.” And at that, he left. 326

David droopily watched him walk to the bathroom. 327

“I’m gonna go back to my bus,” Jonathan muttered, grabbing his jacket. “See ya.” 328

But David didn’t even hear or notice him. He just kept staring at the bathroom... 329

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Fieldy stood against the door, holding, examining his cellphone. He was debating whether he should call Deena or not, even though he called her earlier in the afternoon. He slowly walked near the paper towel bin, which was right next to the door. 331

Get a hold to yourself, he thought, You’re being too needy. You can always call her tomorrow. 332

And so he closed up his phone and put it back in his pocket. 333

The door opened. 334

And as soon as Fieldy turned around, he felt David’s hands cup his face and his lips brushing against his furiously. Being pushed against the wall, the alarmed Fieldy tried to push him away. David’s lips left Fieldy’s and went to his neck. And instead of Fieldy shouting to get him off, he could only gasp as he felt David cup him down there. 335

And so Fieldy did what he only could. His arms were free, so he was able to grab David’s face with one hand. With another, he punched David, hard, who was sent falling on his face. 336

David slowly rose back up, coughing and wiping the blood off his lips. 337

Fieldy, trembling in fear and rage, slowly moved away from David. He shouted, “What the fuck’s the matter with you?!” 338

David, intoxicated but fully aware of what he had just done, could only miserably stare into space. He whispered softly, “dunno...” 339

Fieldy could only fiercely rub his temples in frustration and even confusion. He stormed out, leaving David to stare in space. 340

After a while, David began embracing his knees and burying his face in his arms. 341

What were you thinking, David? 342

343


THREE: HIS CONFESSION
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Moline, Next Day...345

Jonathan stepped out of his bus. He stretched his arms and sighed happily. He was happy.......happy...joy......joy. In fact he felt like skipping around and singing the theme song to “The Sound of Music.”346

But he’d look really gay if he did that. So he just walked to where the others (Yen, Mike, Rob P., Loc, Kalen, and Carl) were, by the dressing rooms. They didn’t look so happy. In fact, last night, while they were riding to Moline, they didn’t want to say anything, but throw up—because they were all drunk (except for Carl and some others—because they had to drive).347

Jon sighed. “All right. You all have been looking like shit all last night and today. What’s going on?”348

“You don’t really wanna know...” Loc muttered.349

“Oh yes I do.”350

“Oh...it was so horrible,” Carl trembled. “I DON’T EVEN LIKE RAP AND HIP HOP!!”351

“Rap and Hip Hop?” Jonathan inquired.352

Yen looked up. “Well....indie rock is worse....and emo....and 80s alternative.....punk....and 80s goth.....except for Siouxsie Sioux......she’s okay.”353

Kalen took a deep breath. “Well, we all got so drunk we sang the last song we’d ever sing.”354

Jon sat by them. “Which is?”355

“Oh god!” Loc groaned. “Don’t tell him, Kalen.”356

Carl stood up. “We sang ‘MILKSHAKE’!!!!” he cried. “MIIIIIILKSHAAAA-HAAAAKE!!! GYAAAHHHH-HAAA!!!!”357

(GASP!)358

“By Kellis,” Yen added calmly, comforting Carl. “You know? ‘Boys in the yacht. Their life is better than yours’. That song.”359

Jonathan stared at them for a moment.....then he burst out laughing. “Are you fucking serious?!! You sang THAT song?”360

Munky walked by and saw Jon. “Hey Jo—”361

“Don’t even talk to me!” Jon glared, giving him the hand.362

Munky sighed exasperatedly. “Look—”363

“Gehhhh!” Jonathan made hand gesticulations that meant, “Get outta my face.”364

“Come on—”365

“Gehhhh!”366

“.......Jo—”367

“See this? Vroooom!” Then Jon made his hand go like a car going everywhere. He stopped at Munky’s face with a “SCREEEECH!” giving him the hand once again...368

Munky glared at him and slowly walked away.369

Kalen whispered to Rob P. “What’s their problem?”370

“You know those Helio commercials?”371

“Yeah.”372

“Well figure that out, will ya.”373

Chino walked by (....Yen instantly blushed....). “Uh-oh...Munk’s pissed.”374

“Yeah?” Jon responded. “Well he called my Helio a...well...you know....”375

“........”376

Carl groaned miserably. “Why couldn’t we drunkenly sing a better song?!! Like ‘In-a-Godda-Vidda!’ How about ‘Y’all Want A Single’ even?!”377

“It could’ve been worse,” Loc said. “We could’ve sang the Th*bleep* Song by Sisqo.”378

Everyone groaned. Jonathan laughed so hard he almost died.379

“You just HAD to mention the Th*bleep* Song,” Kalen muttered. “I hate th*bleep*s....no wait....no I don’t. Anyone wanna go see the strippers later?”380

“I do,” was Rob P’s answer.381

“Wait...” Kalen looked around. “.....Did we just get bleeped?”382

Jon calmed down and looked around. “So why the fuck are we being bleeped again?”383

“Hey!” Mike said. “You didn’t get bleeped that time.”384

“I think you only get bleeped if you say th*bleep*,” Chino said.385

“Oh....” Jonathan looked around and then grinned. “Your th*bleep*, th*bleep*, th*bleep*, th*bleep*—”386

“GAAAADDD!” Carl screamed in horror; Yen tried to calm him down.387

Chino sat by Carl and said. “You know, if there’s any consolation, you guys were great. Really. Especially Yen.”388

“......” (and Yen almost fainted at Chino’s remark...)389

“You know the bleeping’s just as funny as someone saying something shocking in a funny way....or when someone interrupts us,” Kalen said, “And then there’s this loud record needle scratch sound.”390

“Yeah, that is funny,” Mike laughed.391

“Hey guys.”392

*Record Needle Scratch!*393

The two turned around and saw David (He said that). Munky was with him.394

“Holy shit!” Mike began. “You said something....and then there was the Record Needle Scratch sound!”395

“See?” Kalen smirked. “Works everytime...”396

All David could say was, “.......”397

Jonathan looked at him. “Hey David?”398

“Yeah?”399

“......Th*bleep*”400

David burst out laughing. He grabbed for a beer.401

“It’s not funny!” Carl sobbed. “It’s like nothing matters anymore!!”402

David grinned. “Something definitely going on if Carl is miserable.......which I like.” David had left before the Milkshake thing happened.403

“They’re miserable because most of them got so drunk last night that they all sang ‘Milkshake,’ by Kellis,” Jon snickered, while Carl glared at David.404

“Jon!” Munky protested. “Don’t tell him that!”405

Jon glared at Munky. “Okay, clearly I didn’t say you could talk to me, Helio-phobe.”406

“..........” Munky wanted to beat the shit out of Jonathan now.407

David had a shocked look on his face. “Really?!!” He glanced at Munky. “Even yo—”408

“Yes, David! Now shut up!” Munky snapped.409

David chuckled. “Wow...should’ve been there.”410

“I thought you were.”411

“No. I got sick so I left.” David rubbed his temples. “And now my head hurts. Been throwing up all night.”412

“Well, I’m even more weirded out by the fact that you,” Carl was talking to Yen, “like someone.”413

“You do?” Kalen sat by them.414

Yen hit Carl. “Don’t tell them that!”415

“Who was it?” Kalen smirked.416

Carl glared at him. “Well it’s definitely NOT you! And besides, she’s jailbait.”417

“Carl?” Yen began.418

“What?”419

“I’m twenty.”420

“So?”421

“If I’m over eighteen, then I’m technically not jailbait anymore....”422

“...........And? Besides you have a boyfriend back home. That stupid Joy Division listening idiot. I mean I like Joy Division as much as the next person, but....”423

“.......Oh him? You know we just broke up awhile ago.”424

Carl ignored her and glanced up at Kalen. “You know she may have a boyfriend, but she’s still rockstar crazy.....even with the singer named OTEP she was talking about. Who is that guy anyway?”425

Rob P. looked up, seeing as someone mentioned the name of the band he used to be in. “.....Carl?”426

“What?”427

“Otep’s a woman....”428

“Yeah,” Yen spoke looking away, “she is.....”429

Carl slowly glanced at Yen in shock.430

“It was a simple girl crush. I’m not ashamed of it. I mean....have you seen her do her death grunts, Carl? Have you? Huh? Carl? Huh?”431

“.........”432

Rob P. sat by them. “Yeah, Yen’s probably got a ninety percent chance of getting with her.”433

“And what about me?” Kalen asked.434

Rob P. stared at him for a moment. Then he replied, “zero.”435

“Why do I have zero chance and Yen ninety?”436

“Because Otep’s a lesbian.”437

“.......Oh.”438

David took another sip and glanced at Munky. “So you sang that song...” he said quietly.439

Munky calmed down. “Yeah...” He smiled faintly. “Actually this isn’t as bad as that one time, when we were younger, Brian and I got so drunk we sang ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.’ Now THAT was the worst. Remember that? Back in the eighties?”440

David chuckled. “I remember that. And we all laughed at you two. Me, Rick and.....” he swallowed hard. “...Fieldy.”441

Munky glanced at David and then back at his beer. “So...um...someone beat you up last night?”442

David slowly bit his lip. “No. Why?”443

“Because your lip was bleeding.”444

David slowly turned away. “Oh...” Images of his drunken attempt to seduce Fieldy—only to be punched—clouded his mind. “I’ll be back.” He said softly before going inside his bus.445

Munky chuckled suddenly.446

“What’s so funny?” Jonathan asked.447

Munky gave him a puzzled look. “Oh I’m sorry. Clearly you said that I wasn’t supposed to talk to you.........woops! I did it again!”448

“......Go Fuck yourself, James.”449

“Actually I prefer to jerk off.” He turned to Chino. “Did you see what happened with Fieldy last night? He got kicked out because he demanded coffee and almost got in a fight with the bartender.”450

“Really?”451

Munky chose to ignore him...452

“Oh yeah!” Chino replied to Munky. “He was screaming at the bartender! He was like,” and then he put on a falsetto voice, “ ‘Then I’ll just go to Starbucks! I’m not a Retarded Homo! Nya-nya-nya!’ ”453

“Hey, you’re not making fun of me, are you?” The others turned around and saw Fieldy.454

“Hey, Fieldy,” Jonathan said.455

Suddenly, there was a sound of shattered glass. Then David muttered, “Shit!”456

Munky glanced at David and walked over to him. “You all right man?”457

“Yeah. Just lost my grip on the bottle.” David wanted to cry. Why did he do that to Fieldy in that bathroom? He knew Fieldy must hate him now. He actually hated himself now as well.458

While Munky helped David clean up, the others turned to Fieldy. Fieldy himself had looked away. Because if he saw David’s face, he would’ve strangled him for what had happened in the bathroom last night in Kansas City.459

“You won’t believe what happened to us last night, Field-Dog,” Loc sighed. “Just ask Munky and Kalen. They were there with me.”460

Fieldy looked down. Hah! I got you beat. Just ask David. That bastard tried to fuck me.... “What happened?” He asked. “Besides the fact that I got kicked out of the bar...because bars don’t sell coffee.”461

“.....Um...Fieldy...they don’t,” Jonathan muttered.462

“Shut up.”463

“We and a few others got so drunk,” Kalen began, “That we....ended up sing—Oh I can’t say it!” He began panicking.464

“They all sang, ‘Milkshake,’ by Kellis,” Chino finished for him. “There. I said it.” He glanced at the others. “Now was that hard?”465

“That’s because you weren’t the one singing it.”466

For a moment, The Bastard was forgotten. “You WHAT?!” Fieldy exclaimed. He burst out laughing.467

Kalen whispered to Jonathan. “Doesn’t he like that song?”468

“Oh yeah,” he answered.469

“Y’all must be seriously wasted for you to be singing THAT!” Fieldy laughed.470

“You don’t have to rub it in,” Munky muttered.471

“Oh yes I do!”472

“Well I agree with Munky,” Kalen said. “Why couldn’t we drunkenly sing ‘In-a-Godda-Vidda’?”473

“Because that wouldn’t be funny.”474

“No, but it wouldn’t be embarrassing.”475

“I wouldn’t even mind Baby Got Back…or Stevie B,” Loc said.476

Yen gasped. “You like STEVIE B?!”477

“Hey, been a fan since back in the day.” He answered proudly.478

“I was too young back then, but I do love his songs. What’s your favorite?”479

“ ‘Spring Love.’ ”480

She gasped. “Oh my god! That’s my favorite!”481

“Well, I’m hungry,” Munky stood up and left.482

Kalen whispered to Yen. “So.....who do you like here?”483

Yen glanced around nervously. Then she whispered, “I’ll have to whisper the name to you...”484

“ ‘Kay,” he shrugged.485

So, she whispered the person’s name; neither of them knew that Rob P. and Mike were listening....486

“Hey!” It was Carl. “Stop hovering around her you idiots!” And then he snatched the girl away....487

“So protective of her isn’t he?” Kalen asked.488

Rob P. leaned back. “What an idiot. Yeah, I can understand his being protective of her because she’s his Godchild and she’s in a metal concert, but...”489

“So what’s the name?” Mike asked.490

“Well.....” Kalen glanced at Chino, “let’s just say...he’s not in our band....”491

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So they had to go to the food tent. Some were so hungry they didn’t care. Others just grimaced at the food.493

“Is it just me, or is the food getting slightly worse than yesterday?” Jonathan answered.494

“Well, hopefully it’s just you,” David answered dryly. None of them really felt like eating any of the stuff. They prefer the barbecue...the barbecue......495

“Well the caterer’s not eating anything.”496

“Is that bad?” Yen asked. She was sitting with them only because of Chino...497

“Very,” Kalen answered.498

“Well....I don’t really like how the hash browns look.” She saw Carl walking by. “Carl! Sit with us!”499

“Just don’t talk to us about doomsday...” David muttered.500

“Well, why the hell are you all eating that crap when there’s Denny’s across the street?” Carl asked. He just got back from there.501

“We don’t like Denny’s,” Chino answered.502

“Yeah...their pancakes don’t go well with my stomach,” Kalen added. “Should’ve took the KoRn Kakes with me.”503

(Zing!)504

Carl sat by Yen. “I have to know, Yen...”505

“Yes?” She looked up at him. “Are you shocked that I liked a female singer?”506

“Yes!!! I mean, did you have girl crushes on any other female singers?”507

Yen thought it up for a moment and then answered, “You know that R&B singer Sade?”508

“SADE?! As in Smooth Operator?! Sweetest Taboo?!”509

“Well I love her voice. Oh! And I liked Aaliyah too...may she rest in peace...”510

“Oh good....I thought you were gonna say Anita Baker....Does your mom know about you being gay?” Poor dude was too much in shock he was actually calm...511

“Wait...” Rob interrupted. “You’re gay?!”512

Yen slowly turned to Carl and replied, “First of all, I still like guys. Second of all, no...And third of all,” (...) “If you even think of telling her, I’ll kill you!!”513

David kept looking at his food. Then his eyes widened and he grimaced. “I think I see something moving in the hash browns...”514

They all dropped their forks and spoons at that.515

“That’s it.” Jonathan stood up. “I’m fucking going to Denny’s.”516

“Right with ya,” Chino replied.517

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At Denny’s....519

“Okay, so maybe Denny’s isn’t as bad as the food back at the tent,” Kalen smiled. “I mean, sure I’ll be using the bathroom, but the taste of the pancakes is worth it.”520

“You know what’s better?” Yen asked. “MacDonald’s pancakes! But they were already closed.”521

They both ate almost a stack and a half of pancakes. Jonathan, Rob, and Chino stared at them.522

David chuckled at Yen. “You all right?”523

“Yes,” She answered.524

“You realized you’ll be going to the bathroom,” Chino said to them.525

“We know,” Kalen answered.526

“HEY!”527

*Record Needle Scratch!*528

They all looked up at the window to see a very pissed off Fieldy (who yelled “Hey!”), Munky, Rob P, and one of the members from Dir En Grey.529

“Hey!” Yen exclaimed excitedly at Fieldy. “It happened again!”530

“Yeah....” was Kalen’s reply. He sat there for a moment....and then he ran to the bathroom...531

Jonathan grinned. “Hey all! Come on inside!”532

“You didn’t even tell us you were eating here?” Munky asked.533

Jonathan rolled his eyes. “Well, I’m sorry, Helio-phobe.”534

“..........I swear to God if you call me that again...”535

David sighed. “Come on, guys. Can’t get stop this, please. I mean Jon,” he turned to Jonathan, “Munky didn’t know, okay? He didn’t know.”536

“Well,” Jon replied. “He should’ve...”537

“......” David didn’t realize that Fieldy was watching him, and not in a positive way, either.538

“So are you guys coming in or what?” Rob said.539

Munky sighed. “I guess. Fieldy?”540

But Fieldy wasn’t there.541

“Where did he go? He was with us a second ago.”542

Rob P. shrugged.543

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Late night.....545

After the show ended, everyone decided to just hang out by the buses and dressing room. The KoRn crew (except for Fieldy, who was asleep in his bus) was outside, watching TV.546

“What is this called?” Rob asked, glancing at the TV.547

“When Dogs Bleep Cats,” Jonathan grinned.548

He stared at him, confused. “Dogs...Bleep...Cats?”549

“Yeah.”550

The TV said, “We’ll be back to, ‘When Dogs *bleep* Cats’ in a moment.”551

“See?”552

“......”553

Munky changed the channel. Three O’Clock News....and there was Donathan Javis.554

“Aww crap,” Loc muttered.555

“Good evening, I’m Donathan Javis. We have some bad news. Sadly, Savid Dilveria suffered a severe mental breakdown and had eaten hot coal killing himself in the process.”556

Everybody spit out whatever they were drinking.557

“Say WHAT?!” Jonathan shouted.558

“He’s D-D-D-DEAD?!” J.R. exclaimed.559

DAH-DAH-DAAAHHHH! (....)560

“The tragedy also reminds us of how Lady Macbeth did the same thing.”561

“....Turn the channel, Munky,” Jonathan whispered, teary eyed.562

Munky looked at him, “But—”563

“Just turn the fucking channel!!!”564

“Fine,” he started flipping channels, while the others were crying.565

“He was my favorite...” Kalen sighed.566

“I dreamt about him deflowering me!!” Yen sobbed.567

“.......Excuse me?” Carl inquired to her.568

“Oh he was so handsome!”569

Kalen looked up. “He made me laugh when someone ask him stupid questions about his name and gets offended....”570

“The guy’s a fucking nut,” David muttered.571

*Record Needle Scratch!*572

Everyone gasped in horror and shock.573

“What?!” He responded.574

“David...” Jonathan began. “How can you be so CRUEL?!”575

“I mean, we never got a chance to figure out who his name reminds us of...” Munky added.576

“Actually I agree with David,” Rob said. “He creeps me out sometimes.”577

David simply stared at the rest of them like they were retarded. “.....Yeah, I’m gonna go.....away from you.” And he moved next to Carl and the band’s manager, Peter.578

“Hey Yen.....can I ask you a question....about your crush?” Rob P. asked.579

“What is it?” She turned to him.580

“No, you can’t ask her anything!” Carl shouted. “You already know who she likes, isn’t that enough? And besides...you’re all men.”581

Rob P. turned to him. “Oh, c’mon, Carl. We’re not gonna take advantage of her or anything.”582

“...Not buying it.”583

Yen stood up. She had had enough of them. “Why do you guys wanna know about my crush anyway?!” And then she turned to Carl. “And you are way overprotective!”584

“No I’m not! You’re just having your period.”585

(.........)586

He just HAD to say the P word. “.......Yes you are! The way you men act around here, I might as well talk to Lacey from Flyleaf!” And at that she stormed off.587

Munky watched the entire incident. “Well, I hope you guys are happy.”588

“No I’m not!” Carl replied. “I’ve just found out that the person I’m supposed to be taking care of is bi. And she has a crush on a rockstar—and it’s not any of you.”589

Munky shook his head at them.590

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He was laid face down on the back car seat. He was frightened, unsure of what was going to happen to him next. He had felt warm kisses down his back, and now he laid shivering in the cold and in fear.592

He began to cry.593

“Shhh.......” he heard his boyfriend whisper.594

He then gasped in horror as he felt warm hands blessing his bare buttocks. “Please!” he whimpered. But he could only stare up at the foggy windows. He could feel his boyfriend’s head rest on his rear end and kissing it, while his hands rubbed his thighs.595

There were times when he felt so safe around him and there were times when his boyfriend frightened him.596

Just then, he felt the boyfriend’s body weight gently crush him. He could feel him kissing his neck.597

And then...598

Something warm and hard entered him.599

He cried out his boyfriend’s name and whimpered, almost screaming.600

“It’s almost over baby...” he heard his boyfriend moan as he pushed deeper inside him.601

He struggled to pull away, but his boyfriend wouldn’t let him.602

Gently, his boyfriend began pulling himself out, and then pushing himself back in. He cried out each time this happened. He felt one of his boyfriend’s hands touch his member and stroking him, making him moan loudly.603

“Oh god!” His boyfriend groaned loudly as he fastened his pace.604

He cried out his boyfriend’s name over and over. Neither realized that their fucking was rocking the car and fogging the windows up even more. He wanted to see his boyfriend’s face, his glistening body, everything.605

His boyfriend began repeating his name. “David!”606

Fieldy gasped and sat up. It was dark in his bus and he sat up in there in cold sweat. He looked around. No one was there.607

To his horror, his hand was filled with his cum and his pants and boxers were unzipped and unbuttoned.608

“Oh hell no...” He felt sick. REALLY sick. He ran straight for the toilet and threw up.609

After he threw up, he rinsed his mouth off on the sink and looked at himself in the mirror. Only then, he was able to realize what he was doing. He was masturbating to him fucking David. It was a sick, sick nightmare.610

Why am I even thinking about this?611

He wasn’t gay at all. He never was...right? He shuddered at that. He should be masturbating to Deena for god’s sake. He should call her more often. He walked back and sat on the couch. All he could think about was that night in the bathroom. How he almost went hard upon David’s touch.612

And then something else began to haunt him. This time, it was back to that nightmare. “Oh god...” He covered his face with his hands. “Not again....not again...” He had just realized that the nightmare...wasn’t really a nightmare at all...613

Suddenly, he heard some voices coming from outside. He decided to look at who it was.614

There was Rob and David himself sitting alone.615

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“You sound like you’re in a bad mood.” Rob said.617

“No...” It was David. “I’m just tired.”618

“We all are.”619

“Yeah,” David took a sip of his beer before asking, smiling. “Wanna drive drunk on the golf cart?”620

“No.”621

“Okay, then.”622

They all sat on the bench for a moment.623

David then whispered, “I had a dream when I took a nap this afternoon.”624

“Oh really?”625

“Well, it was more like a memory than an actual dream.”626

“What was it?”627

David laughed nervously. “THAT I can’t tell you.”628

“That’s okay. I won’t tell anyone.”629

“No I’m serious. You will freak out.”630

“Try me.”631

David took a deep breath. “I like someone....in fact I’m in love with this person. I’m almost going crazy over this person.....”632

Rob shrugged. “Okay....so? Is she pretty? Is it that one lady—Bunifa Latifah something?” (....zing?)633

“Oh no—she was too....um.....wild....”634

“You know, you’re the heartthrob of the band, you shouldn’t even be having any trouble finding a girl. Whomever she is, she must be very pretty for you to be acting this way.”635

David, who knew Rob wasn’t getting it, sighed painfully. “Oh yeah...especially since she doesn’t having any tits and instead has a fairly big cock and balls.”636

“Oh well—” Rob suddenly stopped and stared at David in horror. “......You......mean....”637

David simply sat there, embarrassed....638

“You like a DUDE?!!”639

David covered his mouth. “Shh! He’ll hear us!!” He whispered.640

Rob’s eyes widened. “Oh lord, he’s around here?!”641

David looked away, embarrassed. “Yeah.”642

“So I know him?”643

“Oh you know him very well.”644

Rob sighed. “Well, don’t you keep a damn diary for this stuff?”645

David glared at him. “Diaries are for sissies.”646

“Oh what? So Anne Frank was a sissy?”647

“...............”648

“..........”649

“.......no.”650

“All right then.”651

“You’re the one who wanted to know what I was thinking about.”652

“Well, I didn’t think you’d be gay!”653

“Actually I’m a closet bisexual. I still like girls. Like with Yen. She’s bi because she likes guys AND girls.”654

“Whatever. You’re not ‘closet’ anything anymore. So who’s the unlucky bastard? Is it one of the back-up band members?”655

“No.”656

Rob swallowed. “Any of the bodyguards?”657

“You’re cute-looking, but no.”658

Rob sighed with relief. “J.R.?”659

“No.”660

“Oh my god....is it Jonathan?”661

“No, but you’re getting closer.”662

“Well, I know it’s not Munky, because when I saw him without his shirt, he REALLY looked like he let himself go.”663

David shrugged.664

“Well, Head’s not here anymore....and since Yen’s roadie AND A GIRL, that leaves....” Then his eyes widened at David. “Is it Fiel—”665

“Don’t say his name!” David panicked.666

“.....Dog?! Bilfy?! The bassist?”667

“....Yeah.....let’s go with that.....”668

Rob shook his head. “Him....of all people....”669

“What’s wrong with him? Apart from our ‘Follow The Leader’ days, he’s actually cute.”670

“....Really.....”671

“See, you only see him as the once fat, Hispanic equivalent of a wigger who wears bling and was bald at one point,” David said.672

“No I don’t.”673

“Yes, you do.” David then blushed. “Back in Kansas City, I got myself so drunk so I could find the courage to admit these feelings, so I found him in the bathroom and I...I think I tried to make out with him.”674

Rob nearly choked. “Are you serious?!”675

“Yeah. I didn’t know what else to do. He punched me thankfully,” he laughed dryly. “There’s something else you should know.....”676

Rob shook his head. “You know what? I don’t know if I wanna hear this.....” Pause. “Tell me anyway.”677

“All right then,” He swallowed hard. “Here goes. You know how I said I’m having feelings for him?”678

“Yeah.”679

“Well, this isn’t the first time I had these feelings...”680

Rob slowly glanced at him, looking very uncomfortable. “It’s not?”681

“No.”682

“And when was the first time?”683

“......when we were teenagers.”684

“WHAT?!”685

David nodded.686

“And he doesn’t know about this?”687

David was going to say something, but then he shook his head. “No.”688

“You know that dude had a thing against gays, right?”689

“Oh yeah.” David knew that very well. “Although he’s not so outspoken about it anymore, but...if only I didn’t do that to him...” And if we didn’t.... David shook his head. He couldn’t bear to even finish what he was thinking about, so he just said to Rob, “It’s kinda weird....”690

“Um...I don’t know if I can sleep on this...”691

“Thanks Rob. For listening to me....even though you probably think I’m a freak now.”692

“Well, I’ve seen worse. But seriously though, you need to get something like this out of your head, take a diary!”693

David laughed at that.694

Little did they know, Fieldy listened to their entire conversation. And he wasn’t happy.695

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FOUR: THEIR SECRET
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It’s been a day since the whole lineup arrived in Toronto, Ontario. Now what everyone needed to do was relax and then get ready to give their fans a great time. As far as KoRn was concerned, David’s air conditioner in his bus was broken. Rob and Loc brought a spare.698

“How the hell could it be broken?” David asked.699

“Don’t know,” Rob answered as he set the air conditioner by the window.700

Loc came in. “Got the duck tape.”701

“Awesome,” Rob said, “So fucking hot here....”702

Carl entered. David rolled his eyes. “What is it?”703

Carl scoffed. “What do you mean, ‘What is it’? I only came here because Munky needed you for something and he made me come here to fetch you.”704

David didn’t want to go outside. At all. But knowing that he had to, “All right.”705

____________________________________________________________________706


Munky was in a bad mood. He had a fight on the phone with his very skinny girlfriend named Evie. Fieldy and Jonathan tried to console him while he sat, crossed armed, in his bus.707

“C’mon, man. She doesn’t hate you,” Jon said, patting his back. “She just misses you.”708

Munky slowly glared at him, obviously not convinced at all. “Well, did you and Deven fight?”709

“We used to. Now we’re used to it. At least I know I am...”710

“Man...” Fieldy began. “Remember when Rebek—”711

“I know!” Munky anxiously replied before glancing at Jon, who looked out at the window. He knew exactly what Fieldy was going to say...that their former guitarist Brian “Head” Welch and his ex-wife Rebekkah would fight excessively about him being away too long. The problem about stating that is, ever since Brian “deserted” them, as Jonathan put it; Jonathan would hear none of anything concerning Brian. The only time was when Jon fell ill with the ITP, and Brian called him to see if he was okay. But other than that...712

David knocked on the door. “Hiya.” Fieldy looked away. I think you know why...713

“Yo,” Munky replied.714

Jon waved, before actually looking up a David, who was shirtless (common for him...). Then he muttered, “I swear to god, some day you’re gonna poke someone’s eyes out.”715

Fieldy laughed rather dryly.716

“So...did you need something?” David asked Munky as he stood by him.717

Munky sat up. “Yeah. Can I borrow you earphones?”718

David simply stood there. “........that’s it?”719

“Yeah. They’re messed up.”720

“...really...”721

Fieldy could take no more of his voice, so he stood up.722

Jonathan looked up at him. “Where’re you going?”723

Fieldy sighed, not wanting to explain. “I’m gonna go. Why?”724

“Just wondering.”725

Fieldy walked to the door, but before he went out, he said in a low tone, “I wouldn’t use the fag’s earphones, man.”726

And that shocked everyone—especially David.727

Fieldy had been known for his homophobic remarks—especially at Jonathan. Most of the time, though, he was joking. And lately he had been less outspoken when it came to one being gay...or acting it. But now, he sounded very serious. He looked very serious, too.728

After a few moments, Munky asked, “What...just happened?”729

“I dunno,” Jon answered.730

David sighed.731

Jon then said. “You, know he used to call us all fags, so don’t take it personal.”732

“Really...” was David’s reply.733

“I think he’s just in a bad mood,” Munky said before walked up to get another beer.734

“Doesn’t seem like it to me...” Jon sighed. He reached for newly hot KoRn Kakes on a plate. Munky, however, hit him with a pillow.735

“Leggo my fucking Eggo! God!”736

____________________________________________________________________737


Hohelm, New Jersey....738


It seems the only time Fieldy was having a great time lately was when he’s onstage and meeting the fans. Because before and after that, he felt very miserable. He blamed David. David tried to make out with him. Then he had a dream about him and David together, which terrified him. And now something else haunted him.....about that dream...739

David could understand that Fieldy would probably hate him. But still...he was so in love with him that it was making him cry.740

Well anyway, tonight got Fieldy smiling again. Why? Because Munky apparently got so drunk before their acoustic part of their setlist that he leaned on to the microphone and it fell. Fieldy then had to fill in for Munky when they went back on the main stage to play Blind and Twisted Transistor.741

Kalen, Rob P, and the rest of the back-up band were already dressed, so they left the locker room to go to the after-party. Kalen didn’t want to miss Yen’s reasons why another plague like the Black Death was inevitable. Fieldy and Jonathan checked on Munky (who laid on the bench), as he was having a hangover and was seconds short of barfing.742

“Munky?” Jon asked softly, holding his head from behind. “Wake up.”743

“Wha?” was his reply.744

“It’s me. The fat singer.”745

(Ba-zing!)746

Yeah, Munky drunkenly called him that while he was drunk...747

“......Am I dead?”748

Jonathan embraced him. “If you’re not careful, you will be.”749

“Dude your ass was MESSED UP!” Fieldy laughed his ass off!750

Jon and Munky simply stared at him like he was retarded.751

“.....Why are you staring at me like I’m retarded?” He laughed.752

“Because you used to drink a thousand times more than I did!” Munky answered, before groaning in pain.....753

“Yeah, but I could hold my liquor more.”754

“No you couldn’t....you just thought you can.”755

“........Oh.”756

“That’s why we’re staring at you like we’re retarded. Right, Jonathan?”757

I’m pretty sure Munky meant “you’re retarded” instead of “we’re retarded.” Anyway, Jon kept staring at Fieldy, but it wasn’t because he (or they) was retarded anymore. “Why did you call David a fag, Reggie?”758

Fieldy’s eyes widened at that. Then his expression on his face became serious...759

Munky looked up. “How does that make him retarded?” Suddenly he began holding his mouth.760

David stepped out of the shower room with only a towel wrapped around him. “Is Munk okay?”761

......and then poor Munky blew chunks. Everyone else grimaced at that.....762

“.....I take that as a no.....”763

Jon glanced at David, and then back at Fieldy, whose head hang low.764

Fieldy did not feel like getting into this at all. So he looked up and faked a smile and laugh. “You know I was just playing right? I call you fag or HIV all the time and you know I’m just joking.” He walked up to David and put his arm around his shoulder. “He’s my brother, dude. You know that.”765

David simply stared at everyone, confused.766

Jonathan sighed, unsure if he should even buy that. “Whatever....”767

Rob came in. “Is he okay?” he asked, jerking his thumb at Munky.768

“The fucker’s too heavy. Think you can help me carry him to the bus?”769

“Sure thing.” Rob picked up the arms while Jonathan picked up the legs.770

Munky came to again and asked dazedly, “Where we goin’?”771

“We’re going back to the year 2003 when I was fat,” Jonathan muttered.....772

“Noooo! I dun wanna see that, man.....I du—Oh god—I think I’m gonna be sick!”773

“Jonathan....you’re not fat anymore. That was just those two and a half years.....” David spoke......774

“We’ll be with you guys real soon,” Fieldy grinned, still armed around David.775

“Whatever, just hurry up!” Jon said. And with that said, he and Rob left the room, carrying drunken Munky.....776

After they left Fieldy took his arm off David.777

David glanced up at him. “Fiel—”778

“Leave me alone,” Fieldy muttered and walked to the other side. “I’m not talking to you....”779

David’s eyes widened. Fieldy was lying to everyone. He couldn’t take anymore of this shit. He walked right up to Fieldy and responded, quite angrily. “I don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re not talking to me! We have to talk about this!”780

Fieldy pushed David away. David, however, pinned Fieldy to a wall. “Let me go!” Fieldy yelled, struggling to break from David’s grasp.781

“I know what I did was wrong!”782

After trying in vain to get away from David, he finally stopped and glared at him. He then replied in a low voice, “Naw, you think?”783

He sighed. “Look...I was drunk. I didn’t know what I was doing.”784

But Fieldy would hear none of it. “You were drunk all right, but you knew what you were doing. You purposely got drunk so you could fuck me.”785

“No I wasn’t!” he protested.786

“That’s what you told Rob, right?”787

Now David slowly released him and moved back, shocked. As soon as he found his voice he asked, “Rob told you?!”788

“No, I heard you two talking. Just admit it. You wanna fuck me. And....” Fieldy couldn’t say what he was going to say, so he just whispered, looking down, “What the hell’s going on with you, man?”789

This angered David. “For your information, I didn’t tell him I wanted to fuck you! I told him that...” he swallowed hard, “that...I was,” and then he whispered, “in love with you.”790

Fieldy immediately whirled his head to him, and his eyes widened.791

David continued quietly, “Wanting to fuck someone isn’t the same as loving someone.”792

Fieldy could only utter, “No...” His hands ran through his hair as he uttered, “Not again...”793

When David found out that he was developing romantic feelings for Fieldy, he knew Fieldy would NEVER return those feelings. So he knew this would happen.794

(Despite the fact that...)795

David looked up at him, swallowed hard, and as soon as he found his voice, spoke softly. “Well...what do you expect me to say, Reg? These feelings....just came back, I guess.”796

“I don’t care...just shut up!” He moved further away from him. Then he sighed. “I’m surprised now that you didn’t tell him about......that shit.....”797

That shit... David swallowed hard. “That you and I...”798

“Don’t even say it....”799

“Had an affair?”800

“Shut up!”801

“Reg....it wasn’t shit. It was...one of the best things that ever happened in our lives. You can’t deny that....” He paused and stared at Fieldy. “And you loved me just as much as I loved you....”802

Those words nearly killed him. He turned away from him. “It was all a mistake, David...”803

David’s eyes widened at those words. “How can you call it a...mistake? You mean....you never loved me back then? At all? Were you just fucking u—”804

“Leave me alone...”805

“No! I can’t leave you alone!!” David shouted. “Were you or were you not just using me for sex?! Or was it because of Pete?”806

Fieldy glared at him. He HAD to mention “Pete,” whomever he was. He was the worst person Fieldy had ever met. “You know what? Fine! I WAS using you for sex! Actually, I never wanted to be in some fag relationship! I was just curious, and then I realized I wasn’t into you, okay?! Are you fucking happy?! And I rather die than cuddle up over you again. I can’t believe you can’t let this shit go!”807

“You’re lying....” David’s eyes began to water. His first love couldn’t have been using him....he just couldn’t have. It felt so sincere—he couldn’t even remember how or why it ended. As far as he was concerned, neither of them had cared that they were in a homosexual relationship.808

“No, I’m not.”809

They glared at each other.810

Then David slowly leaned toward Fieldy and kissed him....but Fieldy moved away. “Please...don’t do this, man...” Fieldy whispered. David however leaned down, so much that his forehead touched Fieldy’s. Neither could help but look into each other’s eyes, as David wrapped his arms around Fieldy’s waist.811

“Why?” David’s voice was barely was whisper.812

“Because...” Fieldy began. His eyes began to be moist with tears. He knew he was in deep peril. This man won’t leave him alone. And yet... He sobbed, “Because I’m married.” And he kissed David.813

Their kisses were passionate as Fieldy wrapped his arms around David’s neck, sobbing lightly at the same time. The kisses became heavier and more intimate. David whispered, “It’s okay...I’m not gonna to hurt you...” With that said, he began blessing Fieldy’s tattoo-covered neck with soft kisses. Each warm kiss brought Fieldy closer to breaking down emotionally.814

Neither realized that David’s towel had fallen off. When David guided Fieldy’s hands down to his chest, they felt David down there. Both gasped—David in pleasure, Fieldy in horror (or maybe in pleasure as well?). David almost moaned as he felt Fieldy’s hands on him. Before Fieldy struggled to get away, David whispered, “I want you so bad...” And before Fieldy could say or do anything, his shorts were unbuttoned and were pulled down.815

Fieldy panicked. “Dav—”816

David kneeled down in front of him. And despite Fieldy’s frantic attempt to get away, he was taken inside David’s mouth.817

“Gah!” Fieldy gasped and shouted as David’s warm mouth showed no mercy on him. Fieldy whimpered loudly as David grabbed his bare buttocks. “David, stop it!” But David wouldn’t budge. Eventually, David’s warm mouth was forming such sensation down there that Fieldy began sighing and panting agonizingly.818

David looked up at him. Fieldy’s hands grabbed David’s head, unconsciously motioning him to go faster.819

“Oh god...” Fieldy began to moan. “Please...stop...” One of Fieldy’s legs was rising over David’s shoulder. “David!” Fieldy moaned in a higher tone. This time, it wasn’t of fear, disgust or anger. It was of lust. “Want...you...s’fucking...bad...” Was all Fieldy could say through his moans and sighs, which were increasingly longer by length and by intensity. Ecstasy was slowly taking over Fieldy. He moaned loudly and threw his head back. “God...fuck...me...”820

He was seconds short of climaxing inside David’s mouth when they both heard voices.821

The door opened, and in came Rob P. and Kalen. They both had shocked looks on their faces for a moment. Then Kalen grinned.822

“Hey everybody!” he waved.823

David (who managed to cover himself up) was now sitting by the lockers, grabbing his briefs. He glanced up. “Hey.”824

Fieldy sat on the other side, looking away. “ ‘Sup.”825

Rob P. looked around. “I forgot my cell.”826

David looked around, until he found something small near where Fieldy sat. “Is that it?” Rob P. squinted at the location David pointed to.827

“There it is!” Rob P. went over to get it. Fieldy stood up. He began holding his stomach.828

“You okay, Field-Dog?” Rob P. asked, concerned. “You look sick.”829

“I think I...just ate something bad.” He grabbed his things and left. He began calling Deena on his cell. He needed to hear his wife’s voice. Now.830

But first he needed to vomit.831

David watched him go. Guilt masked him to the point where he wanted to beg on his knees to Fieldy for forgiveness.832

Kalen then said. “You know, the toilets are right here.”833

Rob P. turned to David. “Um...Yen wants to ask if she can stay at your bus on our way to Wantagh.”834

David shrugged. “Of course she can.”835

“All right, I’ll tell her that. Well I got the phone. See ya. C’mon, Chase.”836

“Yeah.” Before Rob P. and Kalen walked out, Kalen said, “You know I though about getting an Amp’d Mobile and have people do weird shit.”837

Rob P. replied, “Well, they would kill you, man...”838

After they left, David groaned and buried his face in his arms.839

Why do I keep hurting you, Reggie?!840

____________________________________________________________________841


Later that night, on the road....842


Zac Baird glanced out the window. It was raining. Pretty hard as a matter of fact. It looked like KoRn and the other bands won’t be able to play in Wantagh. Carl was driving (because that’s his jo. Fieldy was in the shower. With them was Fieldy’s hairdresser. A woman named Dana (because Ham Cam couldn’t make it.). And lastly, Fieldy’s tattoo artist, Mario.843

“It looks really bad outside,” Mario said.844

“Yeah,” Zac replied. “I hate driving out here in bad weather.” He turned to Carl. “Are you okay up there?”845

Carl was mumbling something fierce. But it wasn’t because he had to drive in shitty weather. Nope. Yen screamed at him about his over protectiveness to the point where she wouldn’t even share the bus with him. That was why she wanted Rob P. to ask David whether she could stay at his bus.846

847

Meanwhile...848

Fieldy stood in the shower. Hot water ran through his hair and skin. He was trying to wash the fag and David off him with some bath lotion Deena gave him. He told her that he didn’t need that, even though it was the Axe shower gel, but anything from Deena now seemed wonderful compared to anything from David.849

His hands massaged his chest and abdomen. Suddenly he began feeling the same warmth he had felt when David touched him. Guilt and anger overtook him. He soon began to cry, even as his hands slid down between his thighs. He let out a choked moan, knowing that he couldn’t stop himself when his hands finally reached his member.850

The same area where, just an hour and a half ago, David relieved and pleasured with his mouth.851

The wet rapid jerking of his hand on himself made such a smacking sound, that it was turning him on, and he moaned louder. And pretty soon, all he could sob was, “David...”852

853

Back in the front...854

“You know what?” Carl thought aloud. “I should call her.”855

“Yeah, you should...” Zac replied. “Then you two could end this. Because every time she screams my ears bleed. Anyway, I’m glad you’ve decided to apologize to Yen.”856

Carl scoffed. “I never said I was going to apologize] to her. I’m going to set her straight. Because if she gets into trouble, her mom’s gonna have my pillowy white ass!”857

Mario snickered at that.858

With a free hand Carl managed to pick up his cell phone and began dialing the number, while eyeing the road at the same time.859

“You know, you’re not really supposed to be multi-tasking—especially in weather like this.”860

“Shut up, dude. C’mon...c’mon...pick it up...”861

____________________________________________________________________862


“ ‘My Humps’ is my favorite song on this playlist, ever.” Yin grinned, showing Mike Jochum her iPod.863

“Um...nice...” Mike could only reply...864

Loc sat next to them and asked, “You got any Stevie B?”865

Groovy 60s music was blasting in the bus, so she wouldn’t hear her phone lying by her.866

And anyway it actually wasn’t ringing or even vibrating...867

____________________________________________________________________868


“Oh dammit!” Carl swore.869

“What?” Zac questioned.870

“She turned off her damn phone.”871

“Oh.”872

“Well...what am I gonna do?! Oh wait! Who’s with her? Mike Jochum?”873

“You could just call David.”874

Carl scoffed. “I’m not calling that bastard.”875

“Well, I don’t know Mike’s number. I do know Rob’s though.” Zac meant Rob P. “He probably knows his number.”876

____________________________________________________________________877


Rob P’s phone began singing “It’s the Final Countdown.” He picked it up and went, “Yo.”878

“Hey, Rob?” It was Zac. “We need your help.”879

“Okay, shoot.”880

“Because...well...Yen was angry at Carl, so she’s in David’s bus, and Carl wants to ‘set her straight,’ but she turned off her phone......”881

“......And this involves me...how?”882

“Mike’s with her and I know you know his number.”883

Rob P. rolled his eyes. “Why can’t Carl do this himself instead of having you call me?”884

“Because he’s driving.”885

“Hold up, someone’s on another line.” Rob P. pressed the talk button again. “Hello?”886

____________________________________________________________________887


“Rob!” Kalen shouted. “You gotta turn to Channel 3!!”888

“Why?”889

“It’s horrible!”890

Jon sat by him and said, “It’s a fucking outrage! I mean....it’s blasphemy!”891

“......fine.” Kalen could hear Rob P. sighing exasperatedly.892

____________________________________________________________________893


Few minutes later...894


“What the hell?!!” Rob P, J. R, and Munky all shouted in unison.895

You see...the person corresponding for Donathan Javis was...ARGINALD REVIZU!!! Oh the fucking horror.896

Rob P.’s phone bleeped. Someone was on another line. Rob P. answered it. “Hello?”897

“Hey, you see this on TV?” It was Mike.898

“Yeah...it’s sickening.”899


____________________________________________________________________900


Practically everyone was watching. Except for the people on Fieldy’s bus.901

“Well,” Dana began, “I’m gonna see what was on TV.” She turned on the television and saw what everybody else saw. Everyone’s eyes widened.902

“Oh my god!” Everyone looked up and saw Fieldy, fully dressed. “Arginald’s corresponding?!”903

Zac nodded.904

“Shit, man...”905

Someone was on Zac’s other line. Screw Rob P. He answered it. “Hello?”906

“Zac!!” Kalen shouted. “Turn on—”907

“I know! We’re already watching.”908

Carl became angry, eyeing the road at the same time. “What the hell’s going on?!”909

“Arginald’s replacing Savid,” Dana answered.910

Carl’s eyes widened a bit. “Wow, seriously?”911

____________________________________________________________________912


Eventually, Rob P. was somehow connected to Kalen...who was connected to Zac. So it was a three-way communication. Then Mike called Zac.913

“This is seriously crazy...” Mike told Zac.914

“Yep.”915

“They couldn’t find a woman to do this?” Kalen sasked.916

“Didn’t you know?” That was Rob P. “That news studio hates women.”917

“Oh yeah...”918

Carl said, “Wait, Mike’s on the phone?”919

Zac looked up. “Yeah.”920

“Well, get him to give the phone to Yen.”921

Zac sighed. “Fine. Hey, Mike? You still there?”922

“Yeah?”923

“Can you give your phone to Yen?”924

“Why?” Mike replied.925

“Uh, it’s rather important.”926


____________________________________________________________________927


“Fine,” Mike said. Yen was eyeing the television with David and Loc.928

“You know, I obviously don’t get why everyone’s so pissed off,” David said.929

Mike gave his phone to Yen. “Just answer it.”930

“Uh, all right,” she said. “Hello?”931

“Yen?”932

“Kalen?” Kalen was still connected here, as was Rob P.933

“Hey, girl! What are you doing here?”934

“Someone wanted to talk to me?”935

“Eh...not really.” And that was Rob P.936

“Rob?”937

Then suddenly...938

“YEN!!!”939

The others’ ears were practically bleeding...940

“Carl?!” Yen shouted.941

____________________________________________________________________942


“That’s my name; don’t wear it out!” Carl replied.943

Rob P. and Kalen groaned.944

Zac had given the phone to Carl.945

“What’s going on with him?” Fieldy asked.946

“It’s a long story...” He turned to Carl, “You’re paying for my minutes!”947

“We better go, man,” Kalen sighed.948

“Sure,” was Rob P’s reply.949

____________________________________________________________________950


Yen panicked. She did NOT want to put up with Mr. Over-protector right now. “Wait! Don’t leave, you guys!!” But all she heard were two clicks. She groaned miserably. “What do you want, Carl?!”951

“You know what I want! Stop walking around everywhere and getting yourself into shit. You see what happened to that one guy in Atlanta!”952

That enraged the girl. “Don’t even DARE bring that up!!! It wasn’t his fault!”953

“STOP YELLING AT ME!!”954

“FUCK YOU CARL! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND—AND DIE!! YOU STUPID NERD!”955

Carl gasped from the other line. “You...take...that...back! Or...or I’ll tell your mom about your little secret!”956

Yen gasped. He wouldn’t! He would! “Grrr! It’s on, Carl! It is ON!!”957

“Oh yeah? Well BRING IT!”958

“Oh it’s already been broughten!”959

“That’s not a word, Yen!”960

____________________________________________________________________961


Suddenly...962

*BAM! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!*963

Munky’s bus tilted and made a huge BAM! sending everyone falling on their asses. The bus began to tilt sideways. “What the hell?!!” the bus driver, Mick, shouted as the sound of metal running the pavement pierced everyone’s ears.964

“Ahhhhhhh!” the men screamed.965

The bus was behind David’s bus. Going faster than usual on the slippery pavement, it hit the other bus. And so everyone on David’s bus fell on their asses and screamed.966

Now Fieldy’s bus was the behind them both. Carl immediately stopped the bus.967

“What’s going on?” Zac asked Carl. Carl and the others could only watch, jaws dropping as Munky’s bus, which hit David’s, drove off the highway and onto the grass. David’s bus drove off the other side of the highway...and it tipped over! And some of its tires came off...968

And the only thing everyone on Fieldy’s and Jonathan’s buses could say was...969

“Holy Shit!”970

____________________________________________________________________971


“YEEENNN!!!” Carl shouted as he opened David’s bus door.972

David, Loc, and the bus driver, Shawn simply sat by the table, rubbing their heads. “We’re okay,” David muttered.973

“Who cares about you?! I’m looking for Yen!” Suddenly, he could hear sobbing. He and David went further back through the rubble and mess to see Yen clinging to Mike.974

“I dun wanna die!!!” Yen sobbed. She wasn’t hurt, but she was squeezing Mike a little too hard...975

Meanwhile, Jonathan, Rob, Big Sleep, and Kalen entered Munky’s bus. Munky, Rob P. and Mick were sitting on their seats, exhausted. Jonathan ran to Munky and Rob P. and embraced them, which made the two feel a little uncomfortable.976

Kalen saw four small tour bus plushies on a shelf. The first one and the last one were standing, but the second one was tipped over and the third one had three back tires ripped off of them. This was creeping Kalen the fuck out. “You guys might wanna check this out.”977

Rob looked up at him. “The hell are you talking about?”978

Rob P. walked up to Kalen. His eyes widened. “What happened to the third bus?!”979

The others, save Jon, walked over to them. “The tires were ripped off,” Munky said.980

Kalen gasped. “It’s VOODOO!”981

“Vwa-za-vat?!” Rob P. had to reply...982

“Voodoo! Someone must have planted voodoo magic on these two buses...because the same shit happened to the real buses. Comprende?”983

“No,” Munky answered. “Jon was holding them. That’s all I remember.”984

985

(Couple of Hours Ago...)986

Jonathan: *holding the two bus plushies* You know I learned a voodoo verse today...987

Munky: What was it? *holding his stomach*988

Jonathan: I think it was, “Sel Osh Svit Titka Ohm.”989

Munky: Weird...990

Jon: Yep. *smiles* But thankfully, voodoo doesn’t exist.991

992

Jon stood, staring wide-eyed at the buses. He looked at his hands and then gulped.993

Rob sighed while Sleep laughed his ass off. “No way in hell this could be voodoo. I can’t believe you even believe in that shit, Kalen.”994

Jonathan slowly backed away from everyone...and then he bolted out the bus!995

996

997

FIVE: STRANDED! (WARNING: HAS SEX!)
________________998


“Zac?” Carl began, feeling a little uncomfortable. 999

“Yes, Carl?” 1000

“Now some of the people,” he meant anyone in David’s and Munky’s fucked up buses, “are in Jonathan’s bus, right?” 1001

“Yeah.” 1002

“And then there are some if them in our bus, right?” 1003

“Yes.” 1004

“Well...Did you guys have to put HIM in THIS bus?!” Carl was pointing at none other than David...who glared back at Carl... 1005

“We all had to choose straws,” Rob P. muttered. “Yellow for this bus, black for Jonathan’s. And we all got yellow. That’s why we’re here. You think we don’t want to be here? Not with you. No way.” 1006

Zac stared at him. 1007

“I meant Carl.” 1008

The other people who got the yellow straw were Mick and Loc. David and Dana sat at the table, while Fieldy laid on the couch. Mario sat on the couch by him and the others say on chairs. Except for Carl. Carl was on the floor. 1009

“We don’t mind,” Dana said, winking at Mick, who gulped. 1010

“So how are we gonna pick up the other buses?” Fieldy asked, after sitting up. 1011

“Well,” Rob P. began, “Rob had called someone who can fix the buses. He said that person lives in the area.” 1012

“So in other words, we’re not going into the hotel?” 1013

“Pretty much.” 1014

“Goddammit.” 1015

Dana got up and looked around. She said to the “guests,” “So, you know where most of the stuff’s at—the bathroom, refrigerator,” She turned to Mick and smiled, “And the condoms are on the top drawer by the couch.” 1016

Everyone, especially Mick, stared at her at the last statement. 1017

____________________________________________________________________1018


A half an hour later, huge truck came by. Oddly enough, everyone could hear “Lovely Day” by Bill Withers. What did that have to do with anything? Nothing. 1019

Munky glanced out from the window, “Is that it?” He asked Rob. 1020

“I think so,” Rob answered. The truck stopped by them. The door opened, and out came a tall, black guy with dreads. An older white man followed. Now back in Fieldy’s bus, Dana was eyeing him. 1021

“Wow,” she managed to say. Carl went up to her. 1022

“What is it?” he asked. Then he and others followed and saw the two men. 1023

“Who are they?” Rob P. asked. 1024

“They’re gonna fix our buses,” David answered. “I’m hoping.” 1025

Dana uttered, “Tall, dark, AND fine. You KNOW he’s gotta big you-know-what. That’s why there are so many mulatto babies.” 1026

Carl turned to her, “Like you?” 1027

“Yeah…except that my dad’s actually white and my mom black.” 1028

They all watched Rob and Loc talk to the older man. 1029

____________________________________________________________________1030


“So what happened?” the older man known as Richard asked. 1031

“Well,” Rob began, “This bus on our left had some of its tires off...and the other bus—same thing—but it’s been tipped over after the first bus bumped onto the second bus.” As he talked he made hand gestures such as pointing and jerking his thumb. 1032

“It’s the weather,” He looked around for a second and then continued, “We have a shop down the street and a diner’s right next to it. If we can pick up the second bus, we can tow them both and drive you all there. Right, Virgil?” 1033

The black guy known as Virgil replied, “Sure thing, man.” 1034

Everyone from Jonathan’s bus watched. Loc came in. “Guess what, everybody? Those guys are gonna tow the buses and we’ll drive to a shop and diner that’s close to here.” 1035

“All right!” Jon grinned. He turned to Munky, who looked like he was thinking about something. “You bus’ll be fixed. Don’t worry.” 1036

“You know, by the end of this chapter, two people from either this bus or David’s will probably be bumping uglies.” 1037

Jon blinked and looked around. “........Will one of the people be me?” 1038

“No.” 1039

1040


*Static* 1041


Munky: Hi, I’m James Schaffer. Do you sit around someone named Fieldy and he annoys you to the point where you wanna hit him? Like in this scene: 1042

Bartender: “We only see alcoholic drinks and sodas!” 1043

Fieldy: “How can the fuck can you NOT sell coffee?!” 1044

Bartender: “First of all, this is a fucking BAR! Second of all, it’s one-thirty at fucking night!” 1045

Fieldy: “So?” 1046

Munky: Is that Fieldy guy stupid or what? Well here’s a solution..... 1047

Bartender: *walks up to him* What is it? 1048

Munky: It’s “Whack Fieldy!” 1049

*SFX: Ta-da!* 1050

Bartender: “Whack Fieldy”? 1051

Munky: Yeah....it’s a bat. 1052

Bartender: ..........Really? 1053

*“Whack Fieldy” Bat appears in Bartender’s hands* 1054

Munky: And look! There’s a stamp on here that gives you a permission to hit him...and you won’t get arrested for assault or battery! 1055

Bartender: REALLY?! AWESOME! 1056

Munky: *smirks* Now let’s see what happens.... 1057

Bartender: “We only see alcoholic drinks and sodas!” 1058

Fieldy: “How can the fuck can you NOT sell coffee?!” 1059

Bartender: “First of all, this is a fucking BAR! Second of all, it’s one-thirty at fucking night!” 1060

Fieldy: “So?” 1061

Bartender:...... 1062

*Bartender whacks Fieldy in the head and beats the crap out of him with the “Whack Fieldy” Bat....* 1063

Munky: Now doesn’t that make you feel better, Bartender? 1064

Bartender: YEAH! *to Fieldy* There is no fucking you! There is only ME! 1065

Munky: So there you have it! The “Whack Fieldy!” Bat! 1066


(brought to you by “Kill Fred Durst”) 1067


*Static*1068

1069

So anyway, the people from Fieldy’s bus entered the diner....but a soon as they went in, they frowned. 1070

“I don’t like this place,” Fieldy muttered. It was old, and the only people working were old ladies. Ah well, at least there’s a very crappy old jukebox. “Is it just me, or are we being transported in a time warp back to the ‘50s?” 1071

David glanced at Carl, shocked. “Carl! What the hell are you doing?!” 1072

Carl was sitting by three rats.... “I’m talking to the rats, you idiot.” 1073

“....Have you lost your mind?” 1074

“Yes! I have lost my mind a little! Thank you for noticing!” 1075

“.....” 1076

“And hey! You’re one to talk, Dah-veed! Remember when you had a mental breakdown?” 1077

1078


(Couple of Weeks Ago...) 1079

*David’s pinching a little doll’s toes....* 1080

David: All right! This li’l penis got released from Happyland, this li’l penis stayed in Happyland. This li’l penis had sushi, this li’l penis had a baby. And this li’l penis went yellow and said “WHOO WHOO WHOO!” all the way to a bag! *falsetto laugh* Hahahahaha! 1081

Munky and Jon: *slowly leave the room.....*1082

1083

1084

“That’s because I got stressed out about stuff,” David claimed. 1085

“Oh SURE you did, DAH-VEED!” 1086

“Stop calling me DAH-VEED!” 1087

“Why? That’s how the French people say your name!” 1088

“I don’t care!” 1089

“Hey! You’re the one who’s got mental problems!” 1090

David scoffed. “Oh really? What about that time when I needed that heart transplant...and you just GAVE it to me! You were so messed up in the head, you thought your nose was a mountain!!” 1091

“WHAT?! I never gave you a heart transplant!” 1092

“HA!” 1093

“That didn’t even happen!!” 1094

“Oh, you were completely mad.” 1095

Zac and Rob P. simply raised their eyebrows at them.... 1096

Soon, people from Jon’s bus walked in as well. They frowned as well. 1097

Kalen walked to the back up singer and percussionist. “Is it just me, or did we just get sent in a time warp back to the ‘50s?” 1098

(........) 1099

“It’s just you,” Rob P. answered. 1100

____________________________________________________________________1101


“Orange soda?!” Fieldy shouted. Munk-Dawg wasn’t happy either. 1102

“I’m sorry,” one of the old waitresses answered. “That’s all we have.” 1103

“Lady! Does it look like any of us could be Kel Mitchel?!” 1104

“Kel Mitchel?” Munky asked, puzzled. “The guy from Saturday Night Live?” 1105

“No, that’s Kenan Thompson. I’m talking about the other guy....the skinny guy.” 1106

“Oh....what ever happened to that guy? And for that matter....what happened to the fat girl and the red-haired dude?” 1107

____________________________________________________________________1108


David and Carl sat within five feet from each other. Still pissed off at each other for questioning each other’s sanities. 1109

The others simply sat there, bored as fuck. Munky was drinking orange soda, pretending it was beer. Jonathan noticed. “Where you get the orange soda?” 1110

Munky wanted to kill him for that question. He slowly muttered, “They got bundles of orange soda...you know why? Because THAT’S ALL THEY HAVE, YOU DUMBASS! WHY DON’T YOU ASK THEM, YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!” 1111

“All right! GOD!” And Jon left. Then, he saw one of the waitresses smoking a cigarette and decided to talk to her. “What do you guys have here? I mean do you have any games and whatnot?” 1112

“Call me Shirley.” 1113

“...okay...Shirley...what do you have here?” 1114

Shirley scoffed. “Bored, are ya? Well all I can say is that we gotta jukebox over there. And tomorrow is karaoke day, so you guys might wanna try that. There’s also a small TV.” 1115

“...you’re shitting me, right?” 1116

“I’m not shitting you.” 1117

Jonathan sighed. 1118

“And anyway, why are you guys coming in this time of night?” 1119

“We’re stranded. Why are you working all night?” 1120

“Because we have no life.” 1121

“........” 1122

“Jonathan!” It was Rob. “I talked to Richard and Virgil, and they said they’ll be able to get the tires fixed and ready to go by tomorrow night.” 1123

“Really?” 1124

“Yeah, I think we can make it to Hartford by the 3rd after all.” 1125

Jon simply stared at him. 1126

“What?” 1127

“You mean, we have to stay here overnight, and sleep in crowded buses AND eat this diner’s crappy food?” 1128

“Yeah.” 1129

“...goddammit.” 1130

____________________________________________________________________1131


Rob basically told everyone the news. 1132

“But I don’t wanna sleep in the bus with David!” Carl protested. “He’ll think someone’s trapped in the TV box!” 1133

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, SCHIZO!” David shouted from the background. 1134

Everybody else stared at them like they were retarded. 1135

“What’s going on?” Munky asked Jonathan. 1136

“One thinks the other’s crazier than him,” he answered. 1137

“Oh.” 1138

“Well, I’m hungry,” Loc said. To a waitress named Molly, he asked, “What do you guys have to eat?” 1139

Molly responded, “Beef stew.” 1140

“...beef stew and...” 1141

“...that’s it.” 1142

____________________________________________________________________1143


Late, LATE night..... 1144

1145

Despite being bored, no one could really sleep, so the only thing everyone could do was watch really stupid talk shows, listen to old music, and drink orange soda. The workers had to open the kitchen back up just so the group could eat. What did they have to eat? As Molly said, beef stew. They all hated this place. So, they all decided to just talk about shit. 1146

Some of them, decided to watch the talk show, “The Sivad Nahtanoj Show.” It was somewhat similar to Jerry Springer. But it wasn’t really as stupid as “Uzivra Dlaniger Show”...... 1147

“So, what do you have to say to your boyfriend, Katoffaneeda?” Sivad asked the young woman with braids as thick as a broomstick and nine inch fingernails. 1148

“I can’t believe yo broke, clap-having ass just decide to get yo freak on wit that skanky ass ho!” Katoffaneeda shouted at her boyfriend, Darshawn. 1149

“Oh bitch please!” The skanky ass ho, Laquedanique, shouted at Katoffaneeda. “You can’t give him what I gives him, okay? He deserves a better woman.” 1150

“Okay, was I talking to you, ho?!” 1151

“I don’t give a *bleep* if you was—” 1152

“Was I talking to you?!” 1153

“I—” 1154

“Was I talking to you?!” 1155

“I—” 1156

“Was I talking to you?!” 1157

“Bitch! I don’t know who you—” 1158

“Was I talking to you....you saggy titty ass, big ugly booty Jezebel?!” 1159

The audience responded, “Ooooooohhhhh!” 1160

“This Boy is Mine!” 1161

“No he ain’t!” 1162

“He is MY man, bitch. He loves eating my *bleep* more than he’ll ever eat yours!” 1163

“Come on!” Jonathan shouted, obviously enjoying this. “Fight already!” 1164

Munky couldn’t understand the show at all. 1165

Loc sat next to them. “What the hell are y’all watching?” 1166

“This weird talk show. Last time, this one girl confessed to her boyfriend that she was really a dog.” 1167

“Oh yeah. I’ve seen that.” 1168

“Yeah, well, Sheneneh’s supposed to be in the next episode....she had sex with this one guy, who was really Bunifa Lati...um...” 1169

“Bunifa Latifa Halifa Sharifa Jackson?” 1170

“Yeah. Well anyway, the guy was Bunifa’s boyfriend.” 1171

Loc laughed. “Can’t wait, man!” 1172

Meanwhile, Dana and Yen were eyeing at Virgil, who was talking to the only young waitress in the diner.... 1173

“Yum...” was all Yen could say. 1174

And Dana went, “Bom-Chicka WAH-WAH! A-Chicka Wah-Wah! Bom-Chicka Wah-Wah!” 1175

Some of the guys saw them going ga-ga over the guy. 1176

Rob P. finally said, “He’s just a guy you know...” 1177

David laughed. 1178

Yen glared at Rob P. “You’re just jealous!” 1179

Dana then added, “Oh I see...it’s because he’s Black! Black guys can’t be good-looking, Rob?” 1180

David laughed even harder. 1181

“What?!” Rob P. protested, “That has nothing to do with it!” 1182

Far away, Fieldy stood up. 1183

Jon saw him. “Where are you going?” 1184

“Gotta use the bathroom.” 1185

“Ah.” 1186

As Fieldy walked over to the restroom, he could feel David’s eyes on him. He nervously opened the door to the restroom. David frowned, and then he yawned. “I’m tired.” 1187

Rob asked, “You going to bed then?” 1188

“Yep.” 1189

Dana sighed as she continued to gaze at Virgil. “I should go up there...” She suddenly felt a hand on her shoulder. That hand came from Shirley. 1190

“Yeah, he’s a handsome man all right,” Shirley began. “Women want him, men want to be him...” 1191

“Isn’t that how it is with all hot guys?” Kalen asked. 1192

“Be careful with him though, girls,” Shirley continued, “The guy thinks he God’s gift to women.” 1193

The girls then saw the young waitress slap Virgil and walk away. Virgil shook his head and went on to the bathroom. They frowned. “Really?” 1194

“Yep.” 1195

“Geez...” Dana sighed. “It’s like all the cute guys are either gay or playas...” 1196

Yen nodded at that. 1197

____________________________________________________________________1198


As Fieldy unbuttoned his pants and took a whiz, he couldn’t help but think about the shit that went on with him. The fact that he had to share his bus with David almost made him throw up—not because of what David did to him, but because he liked it. 1199

It seemed like everyday since David kissed him back at Kansas City, the memories of their affair (that had left his brain for so long) suddenly appeared back in his head. And now David was turning him into a fag, and he didn’t want to be one. He was happily married to Deena, whom he’ll always love and cherish. He didn’t want to ruin their marriage. 1200

Deena had called him to tell him some great news. And because of that news, it was imperative that David not mess their marriage up by trying to get inside his pants. 1201

But why couldn’t he push him away? And worse—why was he masturbating to David? 1202

He didn’t notice Virgil coming inside and taking a whiz himself. He glanced at the guy. He could see why the girls wanted this dude. 1203

Virgil glanced back at him, thinking that Fieldy was staring at something of his that he should not be staring. “Hey dude?” 1204

Fieldy glanced up, startled. “Huh?” 1205

“You gay or something?” 1206

“...wait—what?” Fieldy couldn’t believe his ears. Did this man just ask him whether Fieldy was GAY? 1207

“Because I can clearly see you staring at my dick, brother.” 1208

Fieldy, after he found his voice, simply replied, staring down at the urinal, “I—I’m not gay.” He flushed the urinal. And went to wash his hands. 1209

“Well, you WERE staring at my dick.” 1210

Fieldy slowly turned back to him, angry. “I wasn’t staring at your dick.” 1211

“Yes you was, man!” 1212

Fieldy sighed exasperatedly. “No I wasn’t!” What was this man’s problem? Fieldy rolled his eyes, quickly dried his hands and ran out. This guy’s imagining things...1213

____________________________________________________________________1214


It had stopped raining. Fieldy didn’t even notice. He decided to go back to his bus and get some sleep. That’s what he needed. To take his mind off the shit that has been happening top him. Because things just could not get any worse than this. 1215

“Hey, little man!” Okay, I was wrong. 1216

Fieldy sighed miserably. What the hell did this guy want?! Containing his anger, he slowly turned around and let out a forced polite, “Yes?” 1217

Virgil took a step back, and waved defensively, “Hey, I just wanna talk, that’s all! I don’t beat up or make fun of people because they’re gay.” 1218

Fieldy angrily looked away. “Dude! I’m not gay! What the hell ever gave you that idea?!” 1219

Virgil looked up and smirked, “Well, you were staring at my dick. And if not that, my ass—” 1220

“I was no—” 1221

“I’m okay with that.” Virgil walked closer. “I can see I AM very attractive.” 1222

“Excuse me?” Fieldy inquired, not even looking at him. Suddenly, he felt a hand, grabbing his rear end. His eyes widened. “What th—” 1223

Virgil then wrapped his arms around him from behind. He whispered in Fieldy’s ear, “Whadaya say you and me have some fun, huh?” 1224

That did it. Shocked, Fieldy angrily pushed him away and punched Virgil on the nose! “The fuck are you doing?!” 1225

Virgil wiped his bloody nose, shocked. 1226

“Just get away from me! God!!” And Fieldy stormed away. It’s like all of a sudden, he’s become a Fag magnet...... 1227

____________________________________________________________________1228


Fieldy slumped up on the stairs in his bus before slowly laying down on the couch. First David and now that Virgil guy. I suppose next thing you know, Jonathan would probably hit on him (for real this time). It’s two in the morning. 1229

Wonder if anything’s good on BET. 1230

He grabbed the remote and clicked to see what was on that channel. 1231

Infomercials?! He missed all the good stuff. 1232

Click. 1233

Stuart aggravating Doreen. 1234

Click. 1235

A rerun of Saturday Night Live—when Eva Longoria was the host and the band performed. He sighed. It was an honor and all to be on SNL, but that episode was not funny at all. 1236

Click. 1237

Donathan Javis. 1238

Ah screw it. Might as well watch that. 1239

“Loc?” A familiar voice called out. “Is that y—” 1240

Fieldy looked up and saw none other than David Silveria. Shirtless. He had a towel around his neck, and he was wearing stretch pants. Skin was glistening with water and steam. He had just taken a shower. 1241

Two pairs of brown eyes widened. 1242

David simply walked back, and Fieldy looked away. Both of them were nervous. Fieldy had definitely saw the younger man’s muscular, water drenched, upper body. To keep his pants from getting tighter, he had to think happy thoughts. Now what would make him happy? Slapping his bass for his fans? His sobriety? His little girls—he loved his little girls. Deena. 1243

Actually, that right there made him upset. Because he can’t see her. Especially since she’s...... 1244

“Fieldy?” It was David, still shirtless and wet. “Can you turn down the TV?” 1245

This slightly angered Fieldy. “Well why don’t you go somewhere else?” He asked quietly. 1246

David scoffed. “You see me just getting out of the shower!” 1247

Fieldy glanced back at the television. “Well I’m not turning down the TV.” 1248

David leaned against the wall. “Fine.” He then walked over to Fieldy and snatched the remote away from him. 1249

“The hell?!” Fieldy exclaimed as David turned off the television. He quickly followed David and snatched it back. “Why can’t you leave me alone?!” 1250

“You don’t think I’m trying to avoid you?! How do you think I feel every time I see you Reg?!” David looked away. “You drive me so crazy...” 1251

Fieldy, a little startled by that, replied, “I—I don’t care! Stop being such a fag!” 1252

That did it. David backhanded him like a pimp would slap a whore. As Fieldy rubbed his red cheek, shocked, David shouted, “Look who’s talking!” 1253

“I’m not a damn fag!” 1254

“Oh yeah?” David walked closer to him. “We’ll see.” 1255

Fieldy’s eyes widened at David’s fists, which were tightening. He knew exactly what David was going to do with him. And he wasn’t going to hit him or beat him up. 1256

Fieldy turned to run, but David caught him with strong, firm arms. David tried to pick up the kicking and cursing Fieldy, but they were both sent to the floor. Fieldy tried in vain to kick and punch David off him. David soon tore off Fieldy’s buttoned shirt and then pulled off Fieldy’s boxers and shorts. 1257

David turned Fieldy over op his back and was now on top of him. Fieldy’s hat, his shorts and boxers, his buttoned shirt, one of his shoes and David’s towel were all over the place. The only piece of clothing the distressed Fieldy had on now was his black wifebeater. David studied Fieldy’s features as the sobbing Fieldy looked away. His disheveled hair shrouded his face. Why was this happening to him? David’s strong grip on his wrists kept him from moving. 1258

“Get off me...” Fieldy finally managed to choke out. He wasn’t angry now. He was begging David, but David wouldn’t budge. 1259

David whispered, “Don’t fight it, Reg.” 1260

Fieldy suddenly shouted, “I freaking HATE YOU!” 1261

“Well that’s too bad, because I love you!” 1262

Those words pierced Fieldy in his heart. “If you loved me, you’d let me go...” 1263

David became dumbfounded by that remark. He quickly removed his left hand so that his right hand could pin down Fieldy’s wrists. While David’s eyes continued to be on Fieldy, his left hand pulled down both his own pants and boxers. 1264

“Wh—what are you doing?” Fieldy uttered, afraid. 1265

The nude David leaned down and tried to kiss his Reggie, but Fieldy continued to struggle. He finally succeeded in brushing Fieldy’s lips with his. Without knowing it, Fieldy had kissed him back. They locked lips for a hot minute before Fieldy pulled away. 1266

“Stop it...” he sobbed. 1267

But David began studying Fieldy’s tattoo-covered neck. All he could reply was, “Reggie...” as he began tracing the tattoos with his kisses. 1268

“Don’t call me that...” 1269

David then kissed Fieldy’s arms, tracing the tattoos there with his kisses. He could see Fieldy withering over the kisses. He decided to take the next step. He lowered his abdomen down so that their members could meet. 1270

“Oh god!” Fieldy sobbed at the touch of David’s wet body and member. He needed to get away. He needed to save his and Deena’s marriage, now that she’s... “Ahh!” 1271

David began rubbing on Fieldy while sucking on his pierced earlobe. He whispered in his ear, “You want this...” 1272

Fieldy shook his head no—the only thing he could do—implying that he did not. 1273

David soon let go of Fieldy’s wrists, only because Fieldy wouldn’t struggle anymore. He could hear himself and Fieldy sighing. Their sighs and the kissing were the only sounds in the whole bus. Fieldy’s legs began struggling, deciding whether to buckle around David’s waist. His arms were pondering whether to wrap around David’s neck. They both sighed through each other’s lips as David slipped his tongue in to play with Fieldy’s. 1274

Fieldy began softly crying. David looked up and kissed his forehead. “I won’t hurt you, Reggie. Okay? I’m not going to hurt you.” And then David’s hand ran down Fieldy’s chest and abdomen. Very tenderly, just to complicate Fieldy even more. Fieldy withered in pleasure as David’s hand began stroking both his own member and Fieldy’s. David began rubbing on Fieldy harder and faster. They both began to sigh agonizingly. David threw his head back. Fieldy began to reach for David... 1275

Suddenly... 1276

There was a loud knock on the door. 1277

The two immediately stopped what they were doing and glanced at the door, frightened, hoping that no one would come in. 1278

“Reg!” It was Munky. “You got that video game? I wanna play the game with ya!” 1279

Fieldy had to think fast. “Uh...I—I’m playing the game with David right now! Come back later!” 1280

____________________________________________________________________1281


Munky could sense the agony in Fieldy’s voice. “You okay, dude?” 1282

“Go away!”1283

Jonathan stood by Munky and said. “Don’t bother them.” He then smirked, “I got a better idea.” 1284

“What...” 1285

Jonathan held up a DVD. “Wanna watch some porn?” 1286

“......” 1287

Everybody else was standing outside. They decided to leave the diner because they were all sick of it. 1288

“Well, I’m well aware that Fieldy and David are in the bus playing some video game, but why can’t I go in there to use the bathroom?” Dana asked. 1289

“You can use the bathroom at our bus,” Kalen answered. 1290

“But you guys and Yen are going to watch lesbian porn. And unlike Yen, I’m a one hundred percent straight girl!” 1291

Somewhere, Rob P. could be heard, saying, “Maybe Jon’s wife is in one of the videos!” 1292

“I wouldn’t watch any of Jon’s porn,” Rob muttered. “It’s gruesome.” 1293

Dana’s eyes widened. 1294

“Don’t worry...” Kalen said to her. “Our bathrooms are clean. And we’re very polite so we won’t peak in. ‘Kay?” 1295

Dana sighed. “I guess.” 1296

Unbeknownst to her, Kalen had his fingers crossed behind his back... 1297

____________________________________________________________________1298


Fieldy and David heard Munky shout, “Nevermind!” before hearing him walk away. The two glanced at each other before another knock was heard. This time it was Jonathan. 1299

“We’re all going to watch some porn at my bus. Coming?” 1300

“No!” Fieldy answered, leaving himself shocked. 1301

“Suit yourself.” They could hear Jon walking away. 1302

They were once again alone, as silhouettes in the small, dim light from the lamp. The only source of light in the whole bus. 1303

David then focused on his Reggie, who looked up at him nervously. Fieldy couldn’t believe that he himself didn’t let Munky in or say yes to Jonathan’s offer. Why? His thoughts were broken when David began kissing Fieldy’s shoulders. He slowly took off Fieldy’s wifebeater, which was the last article of clothing Fieldy had on. 1304

As Fieldy’s whole chest and stomach were covered in tattoos, David decided to trace each design with his lips, sometimes even with his tongue. Fieldy’s mind was going in circles. Why was this happening to him? Why didn’t he escape when he had the chance? He withered in pleasure as David began tickling his stomach and navel with his tongue; David’s eyes never left Fieldy’s face. 1305

Fieldy then began to panic, knowing what David was going to do. “Don’t do this, man...” He pleaded, his eyes tearing up again. David looked up at him. 1306

“Reggie...” David whispered. He wanted to show him how much he loved him. Without taking his eyes off Fieldy, David took him in his mouth. 1307

“Gah!” Fieldy threw his head back, struggling to get away from David’s hot, soothing mouth. “Oh god!” he gasped. 1308

David wouldn’t budge. As Fieldy sighed and whimpered every second, he continued licking Fieldy and kissing the head, while grabbing Fieldy’s rear end. He himself was getting hard. He could remember Fieldy doing the same thing to him eighteen years ago. He felt Fieldy’s hands grabbing David’s head. His legs wrapped around David’s neck. Fieldy began breathing rapidly, soon moaning, “David...David...” His back began to arch. He gasped. David pinned his wrists to the ground. Lust took over the both of them. “God...help me...” Fieldy sobbed, letting out a very erotic moan. 1309

David could feel Fieldy getting ready to release his seed, so he began sucking on the head, to make him cum. Fieldy gasped and let out and agonizing moan. 1310

He finally came. Inside David’s mouth. He slowly lay back down, panting. Deena appeared in his thoughts, and he soon began to cry silently, feeling so ashamed. As David left a trail of kisses back up to Fieldy’s lips, he wrapped his arms around his waist and blessed his neck with his kisses. Then, he rested his head there. 1311

The only sounds in the room were breathing, and sniffing from Fieldy. Pretty soon, Fieldy began to hear strange sounds from David. Then he began to feel something wet on his shoulder. 1312

David was crying! The shocked Fieldy listened to his sobbing. But what was wrong with David for him to be crying. 1313

David looked up. His eyes were red and moist. His face were as flushed as Fieldy’s. David whispered softly, “I love you Reggie. I—I do...” Fieldy simply stared, shocked. He didn’t even move when David leaned down to kiss him passionately. In fact, he kissed him back, blessing his neck with his mouth and cupping David’s face with his hands. After their kiss, David whispered, “You were my first love...” 1314

Those words pierced Fieldy in the heart like an arrow. Because those words were all too true. So he replied, without even thinking, “You were mine...” 1315

David bit his lip. Tears streamed down his cheeks at what Fieldy said. He slowly smiled, “Please...let me show you how much I love you.” He then got up off him and crawled to the drawers. 1316

Fieldy uttered, “Where are you going?” 1317

David opened the top drawer and pulled out something that sent chills down Fieldy’s spine: a condom. 1318

Fieldy’s eyes widened in horror, and remembered what he got himself into. He tried to get away, but David caught him. “Let me go!” He shouted. He couldn’t do this to Deena. He just couldn’t. David tightened his grip on Fieldy and pinned him down to the floor on his stomach. 1319

“Shhhhh...” David whispered, softly kissing Fieldy on the cheek. With his mouth he ripped open the wrapper. With one hand he pinned Fieldy’s wrists together. With another he managed to slip the condom on him. 1320

“Don’t do this!” Fieldy begged, tears streaming down his face. He gasped as he felt David softly rubbing his opening. David licked all around Fieldy’s ear, whispering, “I love you,” over and over. 1321

With a grunt, David pushed himself inside. 1322

Fieldy let out a loud cry at the sharp pain. He struggled to get away. He groaned, whimpered, sobbed, but David continued pushing himself inside. Fieldy covered his own mouth so no one could hear him. David tried to calm him down, saying that it was almost over, kissing the back of his neck. After he was all the way inside, David began pulling himself out and then pushed himself back in again. He slowly began fucking Fieldy. Fieldy whimpered each time David pushed himself back in him and David began sighing rhythmically. Soon, David was repeatedly hitting that spot in Fieldy that the groaning and whimpering stopped and the moaning began. David began softly moaning as well. 1323

“Reggie...” David moaned, “Tell...me...” he moaned again, “that you love...me...” He didn’t care if Fieldy meant it or not. “I want to hear you say it!” 1324

Fieldy let out an erotic moan; he could only breathe, “I love you...” though he didn’t mean it. Maybe he was saying that to Deena. To let her know that he’ll always love her, and that she’ll always be his one and only. His fists cling to his wifebeater. The only thing he could see was the floor and his hair shielding his eyes. David moaned ecstatically as he could hear Fieldy calling out his name and actually moaning, “harder.” David could feel himself crumbling... 1325

But it wasn’t enough. He needed to see his Reggie. 1326

So he immediately stopped and frantically pulled out of him, causing Fieldy to cry out in protest. Fieldy was turned around on his back and his knees were pressed to his chest. Before he knew it, David was inside him again. He whimpered at the pressure and pain, but hung on to David and tried shifting himself to allow David more access. Bodies glistened in sweat as David fucked him hard and fast and as Fieldy laid there, letting out orgasmic, moans and whimpers. David glanced down on Fieldy before throwing his own head back, moaning loudly, “Fuck me...fuck me…” Fieldy’s head and neck arched as he felt himself crumbling down with David. Loud, orgasmic moans and cries filled the whole bus, and they were in their own little world, not even thinking of the others. All they wanted was him fucking him for as long as possible, never wanting this to end. 1327

Only after the remote fell from the couch to the floor did they come. 1328

Fieldy on David’s abdomen, David in Fieldy. 1329

Shuddering moans and groans were soon followed by heavy breathing and panting. David sat up, took the condom off, and threw on the floor. Then, he saw Fieldy’s glistened bare body, his legs in the air. Carefully, he brought his legs back down on the floor. Lastly, he laid himself back on top of him. 1330

David rested his head on Fieldy’s chest. He then whispered, “Reggie?” He looked up at his Reg, who fell into a deep sleep. Strands of his hair were all over his sweat-drenched face. David removed the strands of his hair so he could study the sleeping older man. 1331

He got up off him and put on his pants. Then he picked up Fieldy and laid him on his bed in his cubby. He smoothed out his hair and whispered, “I love you...” 1332

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Half the guys and Dana threw up after seeing the latest porn movie Jonathan had. Because it contained some girl pinning some guy down and she basically urinated in his mouth. And if you thought that was bad, they saw a video of some girl brutally raped by twelve men, SIX at one time. Dana would spend the rest of tonight and a few nights after having nightmares about men doing that shit to her... 1334

After some of the guys went back in side, Jonathan, trying to calm down after laughing so hard, went down to shut the door. Suddenly, he saw David walking out of the bus, looking very somber. 1335

David, who didn’t even notice Jonathan watching him, suddenly burst into tears, and began sobbing. He sat on the bench, muttering, “Reg,” or “Reggie,” and “I’m sorry.” He had ruined everything Fieldy worked for to make his marriage with this wife work. He virtually raped him. And now, all he wanted to do was die... 1336

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Meanwhile...1338

1339

Fieldy slowly woke up. Unsure of where he was at first, he thought that he was dreaming. Only when he found himself naked did he realized that it was real. All too real. 1340

He slowly sat up, and sighed. And then, he sobbed and cried, begging for Deena’s forgiveness. His pregnant wife, carrying his child. 1341

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Back outside... 1343

1344

Jonathan simply walked back in. Something was obviously troubling David, and maybe it wasn’t the best time to ask him what was wrong. They told him and Munky they were playing video games, and what ever was wrong obviously had nothing to do with some video game. What the hell did Fieldy do to him? Oh well. He decided tomorrow to visit him, confront Fieldy and find out what happened then. 1345

If only he knew what went on in that bus. It would’ve shocked him completely. 1346

And so, for the rest of the night, Fieldy would cry for his Deena. And David would cry for his Reggie.