K-K-k-keira xx

Once upon a time there was a girl called Keira. More importantly, she wasn't just a girl; she was a monkey-girl. 1

She was of the many inhabitants of a giant island called kiki-land. In future (and we’re talking waaaaaaay future here) it would be called Australia. (Personally I think kiki-land sounds better than Australia but anyway, back to our story)2

Her best friend was a dinosaur called DIABOLICAL JOJO! (IT HAD TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPITALS BECAUSE SHE LIKED TO BE NOTICED AND DINOSAURS CAN’T WRITE IN LOWERCASE LETTERS). JOJO WAS A NICE DINOSAUR AND VERY TRUSTING, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY WASN’T THE BEST THING BECAUSE KEIRA WAS A VERY MISCHIEVOUS MONKEY-GIRL 3

One day the pair went for a walk through the jungle to get inspiration for an upcoming jungle P-A-R-T-Y! That was happening that night. There was a special theme however ~ 4

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Dum!! 7

~ You needed an awesome hat ~8

Neither had a hat so they went up and then down and criss-cross but still they didn’t find inspiration, or just a hat. (Keira secretly just wanted to find a hat) However they didn’t find any ~ 9

UNTIL…10

Keira saw something in the distance. Being a sneaky monkey-girl she told DIABOLICAL JOJO to go in the opposite direction coz she saw something over there. (Where indeed she had not) DIABOLICAL JOJO being a loyal dinosaur and trusting of her friend went in the opposite direction. Keira laughed as she ran over to the area where she had seen something. Sitting on a rock was the most AWESOME hat EVER!!11

It was one of those awesome hats with the big fruit basket on top of it with lots and lots of…. Fruit and stuff. It looked so good on Keira she sneakily took it and ran away. 12

An hour before the party, Keira received a call on her banana phone from DIABOLICAL JOJO saying: SHE COULDN’T COME TO THE PARTY THAT NIGHT BECAUSE SHE HAD WALKED INTO SOME POISON IVY. 13

Keira felt bad for her friend but hey, all’s fair in love and war, right? 14

Later that night she went to the party and after a zillion compliments about her hat she received the biggest prize of the night, a million trillion chocolate coated bananas, to which she’s still deciding whether she will share with JOJO or not. 15

The end (or is it?) =P16