Kenshin: Huh? *Turns around* Who are you?2
Kaoru: My name is Kamiya Kaoru, you disgraced my father. Prepare to die.3
Kenshin: What are you talking about? What makes you think I’m the Batosai?4
Kaoru: You dropped your wallet. 5
Kenshin: *weird face*6
Kaoru: Taste the might of my wooden sword ... OF DOOOOMMMM 7
Kenshin: Haha, missed *falls through the wooden thing* Aww crap.8
Kaoru: Did you just run away from a girl with a wooden sword? Wow you're a wimp. Never mind, you're not the Batosai 9
Kenshin: That’s right I– wait a second...10
Kaoru: *draws his sword* And besides, my wooden sword could do more damage than this thing The blade is on the wrong side 11
Kenshin: That’s because it’s a reversed blade sword. It’s not meant to kill. 12
Kaoru: Well that’s retarded What’s the point of that?13
Kenshin: Uhh... Hmm... I’m not sure... Oh well I like it Look how shiny it is 14
Kaoru: Oh you’re right, it is shiny Wait a second, couldn’t you just turn it around and kill someone with it? 15
Kenshin: Uh... No...16
Kaoru: Hey, I heard something over this way Here, catch *throws up the sword and runs off*17
Kenshin: Oh crap oh crap oh crap.... *catches it* Woah, sweet Wait up, Miss Kaoru 18
*cuts to fake batosai killing the policemen*19
Policeman: Sir, you are under arrest for exceeding the maximum generic villain size.20
F-Batosai: Oh really, well in that case I’ll just come quie-- *kills the policemen*21
Policeman: Oh my God You killed them Y-you know what? Y-you’re not under arrest after all... just don’t hurt me 22
Kaoru: Flying wooden sword attack *attacks him* Darn it, I missed Ah... he got me 23
F-Batosai: RAWRRR *slices her sword in half*24
Kaoru: Oh no How could he defeat my wooden sword of doom?25
*kenshin rushes in to save her and the screen goes negative*26
Kenshin thoughts: Woah, did someone mess with the camera lens? Or were those mushrooms really not from the market?27
Kenshin: Did he just cut that wall in half?28
Kaoru: Yeah, he really needs to work out his anger in a more positive way... like maybe palates 29
F-Batosai: Palates? Screw that I’ll just run this way *runs* Neener neener neeeneeerrr You can’t catch me Hahahahaha By the way I use the Kamiya Kasshin style 30
Kaoru: What? That’s not possible Kamiya Kasshin style is the style my family teaches 31
Policeman: Stop You’re in violation 32
Kaoru: (says something before fainting)33
Kaoru: *kaoru is asleep in her bed* Batosai... your blade is so.... mhm... bloody...34
*kaoru wakes up*35
Kaoru’s thoughts: Ah... *looks at her wound* Wait, he stripped me down to patch up my arm? Oh well, I’ll deal with him later.36
Kenshin: *Kaoru and kenshin are in the dojo* So, Miss Kaoru, scince I’m going to be staying at your school, what kind of swordsmanship is Kamiya Kasshin anyway?37
Kaoru: Well, it’s all about using the sword to protect, rather than to harm. 38
Kenshin: ...And you mocked my reverse blade sword?39
Kaoru: Wooden swords of doom are much cooler than regular swords anyway 40
Old guy: Miss Kaoru, your students are here.41
Kaoru: alright They can help us defeat the batosai *cuts to students scene* what do you mean you’re leaving??? you’re our last three students 42
Student: it’s just that... we don’t want to get in your way... we're more useless in this series than Baki.43
(Maybe vegeta: BAKI WE LOVE YOOOOUUU )44
*Kaoru is in the bath* I miss my daddy... Why did he have to die? That’s it, life isn’t worth it *goes under the water*45
Kenshin: *opens the door* My boobie senses are tingling *shows the empty bath (but really she is under the water)* aww, man 46
Kaoru: * gets back up* Huh?47
Kenshin: Alright 48
Kaoru: *shuts kenshin in* That’ll teach you to look upon the figure of a beautiful woman. Now you just sit here and think about what you’ve done 49
Kenshin: Oh I’ll be thinking about it alright... hehehe...50
Kaoru: Oh my God you sick freak I gotta go wash my brain 51
*kaoru is back in her bed and has a flashback*52
f-batosai: I told you I don’t have a problem 53
Student: yeah, but you cant brag just because you beat us I mean, come on you're the only one who's hands are big enough to hold the freaking controllers oh look sensei is coming 54
Sensei: look, (name), you need to admit you have a problem with those video games, your boasting is getting out of hand, I mean, just look at what happened to (insert obscure anime reference here) its just not healthy 55
f-batosai: I TOLD YOU I’m fine I can quit any time I want 56
Sensei: well then if you're gonna quit, you wont need this thumb then will you? thumb paralysis no jutsu *crushes thumb* 57
f-Batosai: AHHH NOOOO I’LL NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN 58
Kaoru: *Kaoru wakes up* Oh, thank God, it was only a dream... *looks through the books* holy crap, it wasn’t a dream It was a flashback 59
F-Batosai: so, you finally remembered me, huh? Hahaha It took you long enough I was waiting in hell for 11 years practicing my left-handed swordsmanship 60
Kaoru: so did someone wish you back with the dragonballs or something?61
F-Batosai: NOT LITERALLY YOU IDIOT It was a metaphor 62
Kaoru: ohh..... at any rate... taste my wooden sword of doom Again *breaks* oh come on 63
Wisagi: uhh... boss...64
F-Batosai: what?65
Wisagi: th-the real batosai is here... now if you don’t mind, I’ve been up for over 35 hours now and I really need a nap...*falls*66
Kenshin: put her down you will.67
F-Batosai: who the heck are you? Why are you talking like that?68
Kenshin: himoura kenshin I am. Practicing my yoda impression I am. Defeated you will be.69
F-batosai: well I’m not gonna fight the batosai, so henchman, get him 70
Kenshin: Hiten Mitsurugi style I use. No match for it you are. *defeats the guys* now, for you. Make sure you can never hold a sword again I will *hits the guy’s hand*71
F-batosai
muffled talking*72Kenshin: wow, it’s a good thing I’m not gay... otherwise this would be really tempting...73
Kenshin: * to kaoru* So I guess you know by now, I’m the real Batosai. I didn’t want to tell you because I knew you hated him.74
Kaoru: Of course, I knew that. I wouldn’t have fantasies about that fatty...... Oh crap..75
Kaoru: Anyway, now that I know you’re the Batosai, wanna stay at my place?76
Kenshin: Heh heh, alright 77
Kaoru: Not like that you pervert I meant you can stay at my swordsman school 78
Kenshin: Ohhh, riiiight... Eh, sure, why not?: 79
Not exactly done. :S
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