me to my friend: you're like a dog. you never go away.
shorty: *starts panting*
me: and your breath stinks!1
Another time...2
shorty: you're squishy!
me: i'm not. it's just baby fat!
shorty: what'd you do, eat a baby??3
Another time... (again)4
curly: dr. seuss must have been high when he wrote his stories.
me: he had to be to draw these weird pictures. this is a total acid trip!5
Yet ANOTHER time...6
[situation: girls are on the field playing football and it is no tackle only two hand touch]7
me me me me: this is boring without tackling.
cameron (aka cammi): there's no tackling. it's two hand touch.
me: well, i think there should be tackling.
cammi: you would! you like that kind of stuff.
me: ok. well, fine, maybe i do. but still, there should be tackling.8
[still same situation]9
shorty: you know what would make this game better? if there was mud and it was raining!!
me: and if they were all in bikinis!
cammi: you guys are so gay... *hiding behind hands*
shorty: i am not!
me: so!10
Right NOW...11
me: *singing* every drawing that i drew, is never ever as cute as you-
shorty: DUH!12
2 seconds later...13
me: shave it!
shorty: don't you mean save it?
me: maybe. shurf up.
shorty: don't you mean shut up?
me: shut up i'm belgian!! *stabs myself in butt when i shit on the corner of my hutch*
shorty: so you're a cutter cuz you're belgian?
me: you just typed that i shit! did NOT! that's supposed to be SIT!!
shorty: Mu==WWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
me: you can't even spell your own evil laugh right!
shorty: shurf up.14
While we were picking the background...15
shorty: how bout rainbow?
me: it kinda looks like barf...16
me: *i love typing up things that never happened!*
but just for your information, everything else really did happen
Author notes
as typed by shorty *this part was by me but the rest was by her* that's ironic.
*shorty pushes her off comp* hey! you said i could type this!!!*
... 0.o ...
it's me again. the box expands each time i press enter! Wow.
btw, we were gonna use the tissue background, just because we knew you'd laugh so hard you'd cry.
*shorty is next to her on the floor, dying because of SOMEBODY'S stinky feet*
bye!
Please tell me what you think (be nice, love shorty)
Comments
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ahh... good times. and trevor says we're weird. d2yue7rik568fglo6tig6gl7oigh (that was him, in case you're wondering) bn n (still him)
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i love this too, and tell him that i agree that we are weird. we really are. when i went back and read it again i thought wow@ did we really spend 1 and a half hours on this?
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