Once up on a long long time gone, there lived deep in the forest dark a big bad wolf in his black sheep's clothing. His teeth that were once nasty and long, but had since fallen out, so his howl was worse than his bite. He would run about in the forest hiding behind the trees and scare the living daylights out of all the little critters. One fine sunny day, although you wouldn't know it was sunny because it is dark in the forest remember, the wolf was hiding behind a tree when he saw a little girl, well, she wasn't that little. More like a teeny-bopper, about sixteen or so.1
So he saw this girl, okay?2
She was dancing and prancing, kicking up leaves and singing at the top of her voice. This singing business annoyed the wolf because every high note was as flat as the proverbial pancake. Any wolf would be ashamed to sing like that. They'd be kicked out of the pack. Well anyways, this girl had a name and she was called Little Miss Red Hooding Ride. Now don't go getting confused with that Fairytale character, Red Riding Hood, 'cause Hooding Ride is no fairy and neither is the wolf!3
Now pay attention.4
The wolf jumped out from behind the tree right in front of Red. 5
"Oh" says Red. "What big ears you've got, Mr Wolf".6
"All the better to 'ear you with". The wolf replied with a snigger.7
"Oh" says Red. "What big eyes you have, Mr Wolf".8
"All the better to sees where Ise goin'". Says the wolf.9
"Oh" says Red. "What a big mouth you have Mr. Wolf".10
"All the better to gobble you with". says the wolf.11
"Oh" says Red. "What a big tongue you have Mr. Wolf.12
"All the better to lick you all over with". says the wolf.13
And with that he pounces on Red Hooding Ride, strips her clothing from her body and proceeds to lick and gobble her ALL over.14
Red just lay there with the thought running through her mind.15
"What's the matter with this place, doesn't anyone fuck anymore?"16
The moral of the story is that if you are in the forest and you get jumped on, fuck 'em first!17
What did you think? Please comment!
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good god, I love it! -cracks up and applauds- the moral at the end just caps it right off, bravo!
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Hahahahahahahahahahah
*falls out of chair*
whoops
whoa that was really funny
i love the moral...hell i love the whole thing!
XoXo
NiKKi
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Uhm,you see? There's proof the youth is wasted on the young.Here Wolfie is trying to teach her 4 play and she's complaining!! It could be worse, he could've had teeth!!! Great job Sammy! Hmmm...a roaming tongue the size of a wolf's, I wonder!! LOL....Had great fun reading this. ~Michelle~
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You certainly have all sides to your creative writing, dont' you? This certainly made me smile and minamize when the kids started looking over my shoulder and said, "What are you reading, Mom?"
Cheryl
Cheers !!
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Thanks Kelly ... glad you enjoyed the laugh.
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Haha, awesome. Very creative.
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Happy New Year Talia ... Thanks for coming by to read.
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funny
Quite funny.
HOHOHO, very funny.
Sorry, still in the Christmas mood.
Talia -
... Thanks Don ... If I CAN remember correctly, neither have I ...
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There's a moral to this story?.... Never heard a woman complain about this before.......
A roaming tongue the size of a wolf's?... haha...
Don
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